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Posted: 10/26/2001 10:42:26 PM EDT
Just a brainfart: The solution to airline security is to put a piglet (baby pig)in each cockpit! An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean)their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT! They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol; thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of scotch, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend. Cheers, RG.nl
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:52:45 PM EDT
Oh my god, I must be drinking too much tonight because you actually make sense. I better go sleep this off.
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 10:16:12 PM EDT
...before you shoot, roll the bullets in some lard.,,
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 10:57:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/27/2001 10:51:38 PM EDT by mattja]
How about napalm bombs made from hot bacon grease? Perhaps followed by cluster bombs containing fire ants?
Link Posted: 10/28/2001 2:23:29 AM EDT
how about we put a few gallons of pig blood in ever warhead. This way even in the explosion doesn't get them, The raining pigs blood will make them wish they were dead [:D]
Link Posted: 10/28/2001 4:22:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dacon: ...before you shoot, roll the bullets in some lard.,,
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Sounds like excellent bullet lube!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2001 10:21:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mattja: How about napalm bombs made from hot bacon grease?
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Sounds like my wife cooking
Link Posted: 10/28/2001 10:35:48 AM EDT
This is how Gen. Black Jack Pershing fought the Muslim terrorists in the Philippines in 1911: [url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=57319[/url] Eric The(AnyQuestions?Nope,IThoughtNot!)Hun[>]:)]
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