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Posted: 10/26/2001 10:37:03 AM EDT
I wasn't sure if I was going to post this, but what the heck. My new "friend" and I got together for dinner and a movie. We made dinner and rented "True Romance." After dinner, we decided to watch the movie in the living room and we took out a blanket and some pillows. During a very suggestive sex scene, my friend started rubbing my leg with her leg and smiling in a wicked way. I thought she was just messing with me because we've only known each other for a couple weeks. Then she kissed me and started to take off my shirt. Well, I wasn't expecting anything tonight, so this was a very pleasant surprise. We started to get it on on the living room floor. Of course, I'm having a fantastic time. When, all of a sudden, someone falls over me in mid thrust. It's her roommate. She normally wears glasses, but while she was walking through the apartment and half asleep, she didn't have them on. I'm thinking what the hell? I look up from my friend to see another woman on the floor with us. I try to cover us up with the blanket. Her roommate is trying to figure out what she tripped over. When she finally saw us naked, she put two & two together and started apologizing profusely. I was laughing my ass off and my friend was turning red with embarrassment. Her roommate got her drink and left. We finished what we started, but with a lot of humor involved. She kept telling me to hurry, because she thought she heard her roommate, again. [:D] Anyone else with simular adventures? John
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:41:03 AM EDT
I walked in on my cousin and his then girlfriend in the front berth on my boat. I was looking for some pliers and BANG! There they were. The funny thing is that they were only down there for maybe thirty seconds and it was already over.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:44:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2001 10:40:54 AM EDT by garandman]
I appoint goatboy as the Doctor Ruth of the firearms world. Everyone seems to feel the need to come and tell all about their sexual exploits on his site. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:54:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: I appoint goatboy as the Doctor Ruth of the firearms world. Everyone seems to feel the need to come and tell all about their sexual exploits on his site. [rolleyes]
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If this was just another sex session, I wouldn't bother to post it. I thought it was funny that her roommate walked in. If I posted every time I had sex, I'd be posting every few hours. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:57:10 AM EDT
No, but I wish my wife's sister would walk in while I'm having sex with my wife. Oh, and join in, too.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 10:58:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2001 11:08:23 AM EDT by a3kid]
Originally Posted By John91498:
Originally Posted By garandman: I appoint goatboy as the Doctor Ruth of the firearms world. Everyone seems to feel the need to come and tell all about their sexual exploits on his site. [rolleyes]
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If this was just another sex session, I wouldn't bother to post it. I thought it was funny that her roommate walked in. If I posted every time I had sex, I'd be posting every few hours. [:D]
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You're either full of shit [b]OR[/b] you're giving me a good indication of your age. It's been quite a few years for me since "every few hours"..... [sex] [sleep] edited 'cause I can't spel.... [:D]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 11:09:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By a3kid: You're either full of shit [b]OR[/b] you're giving me a good indication of you age. It's been quite a few years for me since "every few hours"..... [sex] [sleep]
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I'm just kidding. I'd be lucky to get it every few days. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 11:47:08 AM EDT
When I was little I could never figure out why my parents locked their door sometimes late at night. I used to sit their and rattle at the door until they finally opened it. How annoying that must have been.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:04:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By a3kid: You're either full of shit [b]OR[/b] you're giving me a good indication of your age. It's been quite a few years for me since "every few hours"..... [sex] [sleep] edited 'cause I can't spel.... [:D]
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Heck, I'm 25 and I can't have sex every couple of hours. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:13:25 PM EDT
Back in college, I used to work the swing shift. It was a holiday weekend, and the boss let everybody go home early. I came home and found my roomate laying naked on my bed, watching porno on my TV, and he was whacking off. [frag] [-!-]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:14:00 PM EDT
I walked in on two friends of mine engaging in "oral gratification" at one of my parties. Normally I wouldn't have cared, except they were doing it on my bed. Anyway, right about the time I stumbled in (I was drunk), she shot up surprised at the same time he climaxed and some got into her eye. Her eye got all red and ugly looking. Later we bought her a pair of swimmer's goggles as a gag gift. She told us thanks, but she already had a pair.[:D] God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:20:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By John91498:I wasn't sure if I was going to post this, but what the heck. My new "friend" and I got together for dinner and a movie. We made dinner and rented "True Romance." After dinner, we decided to watch the movie in the living room and we took out a blanket and some pillows. During a very suggestive sex scene, my friend started rubbing my leg with her leg and smiling in a wicked way. I thought she was just messing with me because we've only known each other for a couple weeks. Then she kissed me and started to take off my shirt. Well, I wasn't expecting anything tonight, so this was a very pleasant surprise. We started to get it on on the living room floor. Of course, I'm having a fantastic time. When, all of a sudden, someone falls over me in mid thrust. It's her roommate. She normally wears glasses, but while she was walking through the apartment and half asleep, she didn't have them on. I'm thinking what the hell? I look up from my friend to see another woman on the floor with us. I try to cover us up with the blanket. Her roommate is trying to figure out what she tripped over. When she finally saw us naked, she put two & two together and started apologizing profusely. I was laughing my ass off and my friend was turning red with embarrassment. Her roommate got her drink and left. We finished what we started, but with a lot of humor involved. She kept telling me to hurry, because she thought she heard her roommate, again. [:D] Anyone else with simular adventures? John
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LMAO!!![:D]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:27:48 PM EDT
I make a point of it!
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:33:39 PM EDT
My dad walked in on my and my gf one day when we cut out of school to get some.. he closed the door and has never said a word about it to me.. [8D]
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 12:56:07 PM EDT
Ropes, what would have happened if it was your sister with a dude? Shotguns would have come flying out the safe. When I was in college, my roommate when home for the weekend. I had my girlfriend over for a great sex filled weekend. Unfortnuately we lost a condom at some point. I guess it fell into the my buddy's lower bunk. I got home from class Monday and it was impaled into my bedpost with the biggest bowie knife I've ever seen. He wasnt too happy at first but we both laughed.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 1:20:26 PM EDT
My sister walked in one time when my girlfriend was riding me....all she said was "YOU NEED TO ARCH YOUR BACK MORE" then shut the door and left. I was red faced as hell.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 2:10:55 PM EDT
Couple of years ago I was dating a little gal who worked swing shift at a local casino. Her shift ended at 2am and we had agreed to meet after she got off work. Well, she didn't show, and the weather had been snowy, so I went to make sure she wasn't in a ditch somewhere. Her car was at home and there was a fancy Caddie in the driveway when I went to the door. No one answered the door, so I walked out to the car in the drive....it was her and her boss getting after it in the front seat of his car. It's funny NOW!
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 2:17:20 PM EDT
If I posted every time I had sex, I'd be posting every few hours.
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and with one hand.....:) Rich
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 2:20:26 PM EDT
A few years ago, I used to live in this apartment with a bunch of other 18-24 year olds. Totally co-ed. It was a constant breeding fest. I also worked in a bowling alley when I was 17- Giving a 17 year old keys and an alarm code to a Bowling Alley with a full bar isn't a good idea. Needless to say, my friends and I would have 3-in-the-morning parties in the place, and completley empty the bar. There was always sex goin on everyehere. On the pool tables- in the game room- Put a bunch of drunk kids after hours in a damn bowling alley with no adults to be seen, they will break every rule they can- sex included. Worst had to be when I was 16- I skipped school to stay home with my girlfriend. I had never known that my mom always came home for lunch around noon.... I found out [i]that day[/i].
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 2:20:39 PM EDT
Years back I was in home from school so I was staying at a friend's apartment & sleeping on the couch. Brought a date home & we were at it on the couch when my friend came home very drunk after the nightclubs closed. We heard him coming & pulled a blanket over ourselves. Little did we know he wanted a blanket too. He saw the blanket there on the couch & stumbled over to get it. He grabbed it a dragged it off us & stumbled off to his room. He had no idea we were there until I told him in the morning. It didn't take long to get over having the blanket yanked off us to recover & get back at it. Although the laughing did continue for a while.
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 3:52:13 PM EDT
Some might remember my story relating the sexual escapades of one of my twin girls. That was a true classic. I went to a military high school and it was a kind of game for us to sneak in girls for late night fun. One of the guys there (he was a senior when I was a sophomore) was the grand master of pussy smuggling. He had 3 girlfriends that he would alternately sneak into the barracks, on the same night. He actually got all 3 of them in once. I didn't get any sleep that night because that asshole lived right next to me and the walls were paper-thin. He and his roomate must have fucked those girls 7 hours straight. Anyway, I walked in on this guy in the company bathroom several times boffing one of his girls on the counter. Everytime I needed to shit that guy was in their fucking away. It was a wonder I was ever able to relieve myself. "Do what you will, just remember that walking in on people doing it ain't real exciting when you ain't going to get some too."
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 4:18:19 PM EDT
I walked in and found Mimi on top of Pappy(Grandparents) when I was 8.Swore I would never do anything that disgusting!! Live and learn. cpermd
Link Posted: 10/26/2001 7:02:22 PM EDT
I was 16, high school, still living with parents. Had a girl over one night, having fun. My mom knocks on my door, I just yell "What?". Mom asked a question (still can't remember what). I just yelled back "I can't, I'm busy". Long pause.... Mom: "Are wearing a condom?" Me: "Yes, mother" I was never so pissed.
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 1:57:52 AM EDT
I was living with 4 guys in a three bedroom house (I had a room) and I was the only single guy. We only had one bathroom, but out back on the side of the barn (we lived in the old farm house, the people that rented us the house lived in the mother-in-law house) was a place where they washed the horses. When we wanted to take a quick shower we would just head out there and either wear shorts or get buck nekid and shower up. The shower faced the pasture, and there was a wall that came up about chest high that blocked the view, so unless someone came out to that side of the barn no one could see you. One Saturday afternoon after we had been playing at Folsom Lake we wanted to go out. One of the roomies girlfriends had her sister tagging along for the weekend. I had been hitting on her for about a month, nothing was happining. Everyone wanted to shower up, so since I was the odd man out I grabbed my soap and towel and headed off to the barn. It was going to be a commando shower for me. I was rinsing off my hair when I heard a gasp. I turned around and found her standing there checking me out. She apologized, it wasen't a big deal to me. They had tricked her and told her that there was another bathroom out there, and that when I was done she could use it. I turned around and started to rinse off the rest of the soap when I felt a set of hands start scrubbing my back...after I rinsed off we started a little barn yard session fun session. Right about the time we were "done" the owner of the place comes riding up on his horse and caught us. Hehe. He stopped, smiled and asked us if we wanted to wash his horse when we were done! Busted! Then he laughed and said now he knew who was using the horse wash rack and what we were doing out there. He rode off, by that time it took us a few minutes to finish up. When we got back to the house everyone was laughing. The old guy had stopped by and told them about the show he had and that we were supposed to wash his horse when we got back! I did take a couple more showers out there with her, I think she got off more on being out in the open than the actual sex. Heck, I wasen't going to complain. The owner never caught us out there again though.
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 2:28:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/27/2001 2:23:50 AM EDT by FishKepr]
I walked in on my sister and her boyfriend once. Can you say "blackmail"???? When I was little I stayed on a two bed hotel room with my PARENTS in the next bed. They thought I was asleep and they started going at it. I wanted to barf!
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 5:54:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ARDOC: Ropes, what would have happened if it was your sister with a dude? Shotguns would have come flying out the safe.
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I think he was embearased by the fact that she was tied up... I dunno maybe I should ask him at xmas..lol Ropes
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 6:10:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/27/2001 6:16:21 AM EDT by TRW]
Originally Posted By garandman: I appoint goatboy as the Doctor Ruth of the firearms world. Everyone seems to feel the need to come and tell all about their sexual exploits on his site. [rolleyes]
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And your point is??? Thats why it's called "General Discussion". [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 10/27/2001 6:14:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By WOIM: My sister walked in one time when my girlfriend was riding me....all she said was "YOU NEED TO ARCH YOUR BACK MORE" then shut the door and left. I was red faced as hell.
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ROTFLMAO [beer]
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