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Posted: 10/26/2001 4:35:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: I actually had this happen: Me: Hello Steve, this is Eric, I won't be able to come in tonight. Steve: How come? Me: My Pit Bull ate something - and I don't know what it was, but I just took him out, and he has really bad diarrhea. If I leave him alone he might crap all over my apartment. Steve: That's no excuse - you should come in to work. Me: No excuse? Ok, I will drop him off at your place before I come in, or I will just bring him in with me. I hate cleaning up piles of dog shit, Steve. Steve: ......... Me: Ok, see you tomorrow. Holy crap, this was my Monday, but I had to go to work. Get home and diarhea up and down the hallway. Bissel didn't to squat so had to rent a rug doctor. I've had a really good week. [rolleyes] |
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Posted: 10/26/2001 4:43:17 PM EDT
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... Many years ago, when I was full of piss and vinegar I was once repremanded for horseplay.
The boss says, "One more time and you get three days off"! ... I says, I says "can I butt them up to a weekend"? ... I saw veins in his neck bulging. My favorite line to get out of or get someone out of work: "Yes Mr.(your bosses name here), I'm (your name here) neighbor. His doberman pincer is loose and is chasing the kids around the neighborhood. Could you let him know please?" |
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Posted: 10/26/2001 5:49:21 PM EDT
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Tell them you have projectile diarrhea and/or projectile vomiting. Usually works for me!
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