I had TreeTop's Brother (Setser) and Sinistralriflehag (Rusty) over here helping me out tonight and we decided we would go out after all the boxes were taped shut and stuff and get a nice steak dinner...

Well we go to Lone Star Steakhouse and Sinistrall and Setser are all goofy and spun out from eating the candy bars we got from the "Lost Little Girl" earlier today and we are basically acting like a bunch of jack-asses.... Rusty tells the cute waitress that Setser is hitting on that he is the reason why the ladies room crapper is all plugged up and the silly mood just spikes from there (the drinks didn't hurt any)....Well me and Rusty get the same thing, roast beef... As you know it comes with a side of Horse Radish...well Rusty is new to the whole thing (he really does live in a cave)...So i ask him is he is going to try his mashed potatoes (horse radish)...He says "Oh, is that what that is?" and proceeds to heap a fork full in him cake-hole.... It isn't in there long before he blows it out into a napkin at a high rate....

The fact I found this so funny just shows what a dick I am, but God bless his pointy little head, it was funny. Thought I would share this with any of you out there like to enjoy the misfortune of others.

The Germans (needless to say) have a word for exactly that concept, humor at the expense of others: Schadenfreude.

The problem is the little bastard vowed revenge...its like “Kato” from the Pink Panther movies... I'll never know what the little screw head has planned...He is found of using his whacked-out sister for embarrassing crank calls on people...

He won't do that again! [BD]
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LOL!  I tried to stop my buddy Verner when I took him out for sushi.  TOO LATE!  My God, I thought he was going to die (he was 75 at the time).  He was laughing afterwards, but I felt like crap.  

LOL...I was mean to a friend of mine the other day myself.  Brouhaha-ette has been taking these pills called Cider Vinegar or something like that...a natural weight loss thing.  Well, these things smell like PURE concentrated vinegar.

Well, my buddy's talking to me, and I want him to smell how bad they are.  So I pop open the lid and motion for him to take a whiff...again, it's like sticking your nose in a bottle of vinegar.

After he finishes hacking and gets his breath back, he gets up and proceeds to cuss me out.  Luckily, he didn't beat my ass which he could have done since I was rolling around laughing...

Hey, just make sure you mess with JLA when he's out your way!!!

TORTURE THE BASTARD AND TAKE PICTURES!!!

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