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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:54:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2001 4:54:41 PM EDT by Striker]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 4:57:00 PM EDT
Fear for your life.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 4:57:27 PM EDT
Maybe give the dog a little bit of that dinner to test it out...beware!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 4:58:38 PM EDT
Uh-oh! The "nice" treatment. You're really in for it! If she brings out the red lacey teddy make a run for it! Y'know...if you collected Glocks, they all look alike to help on those CGB's - Robbie * Covert Gun Buy
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 4:59:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:00:56 PM EDT
She's making a plan.Perhaps she is aware of the saying:"Revenge is a dish best served cold." Remember: If it has tits or wheels, it'll give you trouble. BP
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:01:17 PM EDT
How was she 28 days ago? I get this every 28 days myself!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:01:21 PM EDT
Ah yes, one of the pitfalls of marriage. [:O] How well can you sleep with one of your eyes open.[?][?] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:01:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:01:55 PM EDT
Go on antibiotics immediately.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:02:54 PM EDT
[b]OH YES I HAVE!!!!!!![/b] One of two things is going on. 1. She has accepted that fact that you are a liar when it comes to guns. 2. There is something really expensive that she wants...and you [i]will[/i] be buying it for her. This is how my wife is now, every time I buy a new gun she gets the same amount of money to spend as I did on the gun. This arrangement works for me. BTW I am looking at getting a CZ75 pistol for $100 soon![;)] sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:04:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:06:39 PM EDT
what is a covert gun buy?
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:06:47 PM EDT
... Oh yes, I remember those days. ... my most popular line was: [size=2]"No honey, I've had [i]that[/i] one for years"[/size=2]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:07:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2001 5:02:37 PM EDT by 95thFoot]
Like Dostoevski's Grand Inquisitor, who asked of the people, "Do you want bread- or freedom?", at some point she will ask you the same, albeit rephrased, magic question: "Do you want guns- or me?"
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:07:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By beanbagger: what is a covert gun buy?
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... you would have to be married to understand!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:12:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:12:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:13:34 PM EDT
Give her pleasure tonight like she has never had pleasure before. Then do it again. In the morning, surprise her with breakfast in bed and some flowers. Then after she finishes breakfast, pleasure her once more. That worked for me when my SO found out about my Sig 220. And it worked when she found out about my CZ 75. Damn, I think if I buy another gun my tongue is going to fall off. If you ain't into that, just let her buy something semi-expensive and be done with it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:13:41 PM EDT
She has figured out some way to turn this to her advantage. Immediately start complaining about how little money you have. Also, let the dog test any food she prepares for you. Somehow, someway, you are about to take a hit.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:15:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CockedandLocked: Hand her the checkbook and credit card .... She wants SOMETHING !!!!!
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[b]and I bet she's GONNA get it[/b] [;)] Jamie
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:20:34 PM EDT
Covert gun buys are usually the only way I can get another piece of steel pleasure in the house. The attic works wonders for a hiding place temp. Its a faze women go thru, they have the things they like and we have ours. Jus do what the guy above said pleasure her till she crumples from exhaustion. Who knows maybe you will get to buy more guns and more often.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:24:43 PM EDT
Ahhh... The joys of being SINGLE!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:29:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:42:07 PM EDT
Its good to know that I'm not the only one who has to keep my gun dealings Covert at home.[beer]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:43:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15FENCER: Ahhh... The joys of being SINGLE!!!
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Or divorced...(but it`s a lot more expensive)........[argue]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:45:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:48:23 PM EDT
[size=3]HEEHEE, Once again this sight bring laughter when I'am a little down. I'am having chest pain here, laughing so hard!! I'am thinking she's wants something and is setting you up for it. The next week or so, you should approach with caution. [:D][/size=3] [size=4]GOOD LUCK, keep us posted![/size=4]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:49:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SexualChocolate: That worked for me when my SO found out about my Sig 220. And it worked when she found out about my CZ 75. Damn, I think if I buy another gun my tongue is going to fall off.
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LOL! This is too funny.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:51:58 PM EDT
Don't you boys start feelin like the Lone Ranger. I'm a dealer and about 70-80% of my customers do covert buys. "Don't ever call up and say anything about pickin up guns, my wife will kill me!"
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 5:58:16 PM EDT
Well, I had this ALL figured out...walk out of the house with a empty case and tell her you`re goin` shootin........the rest is easy...this worked SO good....till the day she said...."I`m going with you"..........[grenade]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 6:13:21 PM EDT
OK, I know what happened...She feels bad about yelling at you. After all, if it makes you happy, she should be happy for you. It doesn't make any difference to her if you have a new toy. Your hobby doesn't include cold whiskey or loose women, so what's the harm? You don't hassle her about shoes or purses or whatever...GOD knows she got too many of those.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just kidding....Watch Out!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 6:18:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/22/2001 6:13:13 PM EDT by Striker]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 6:20:31 PM EDT
You'll just love the new Silver Cloud... [}:D]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 6:45:26 PM EDT
Really? It took you 18 years to find this out? Took me only about 18 minutes with my wife. It is the set-up man.............the set-up before the kill.................I would not sleep were I you. BTW.................I am a fucking idiot anyhow and everything that ever goes wrong with anything or anyone is certainly never due to any direct fault of said thing or person....oh God forbid it!.....it is alfuckingways because of something I did wrong. So you should ignore my ass!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 6:59:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BlackandGreen: Well, I had this ALL figured out...walk out of the house with a empty case and tell her you`re goin` shootin........the rest is easy...this worked SO good....till the day she said...."I`m going with you"..........[grenade]
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You could try getting a double case, and keep one gun in it. If she wants to go with you, then you have one but you need to stop at the shop to pick up some ammo and arrange to pick up the new one later. Course I don't have to do this since I'm single. [:|][:\][:)][:D][:|]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:01:17 PM EDT
As from the movie BraveHeart. "I dont know about me, but I am pretty sure your fuucked." I have just spent the last 5 days being a badasss, cost me dearly. I am slowly being able to get back up. God I thought I was dead meat. She is being nice, and that makes her the most dangerous women in existence. As Bruce Lee would say , "BE LIKE WATER MY FRIEND; LIKE WATER." Man modern PSY-OPS doctrine was written by married guys , I would bet my life on it. But rest assurred if you know her you will know what she is going to do before she does it. Set up an Ambush. THEN BEG FOR YOUR LIFE. Be the LION who makes himself look like the mouse. Never admit your wrong<--- I did this once and it emboldened her to the point where she attacked even harder. BuT you lied. You should never lie. Now anything she does you have comming and deserve it. You have already lost the battle. I don't know. That is tuff. Ben READ SUN TSU "The ARt OF WAR" quickly. Before she does.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:11:15 PM EDT
In situations like this, there's only one thing to do - lie like you've never lied before!!!! Tell her the transfer is because you're [b][i]selling[/i][/b] a gun to buy her that diamond tennis bracelet she wants, but now she's spoiled the surprize. Then you better come home with that bracelet if you want to live!!!! There's a thread you need to read - http://[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=63027[/url] Be afraid, be very afraid!!! I'd go with that "dog tasting your food" suggestion. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:17:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By shooter69: Go on antibiotics immediately.
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Yup, I agree. Go to the emergency room now. Did dinner taste funny or have that roasted almond smell in you drink.
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:22:02 PM EDT
Admit to nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:22:55 PM EDT
Her name is'nt lorena (bobbit) is it ???
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:26:12 PM EDT
Let me get this straight... Your wife goes completely nuts on you, You're thinking you are about to become a divorcee or dead man, She nicely says to you that dinner's ready, And you go inside and EAT it? Quick man, only one thing to do here!!! [puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][pu­ke] Steyr Aug, you better regurgitate that grub before it ends you! Steyr Aug? Buddy? ...
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:34:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15FENCER: Ahhh... The joys of being SINGLE!!!
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Ditto brother...ditto!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:38:59 PM EDT
You mean you can still get guns up there in the "Great White North" ? What can you still buy legally up there ?
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:43:59 PM EDT
Get a new wife!! I guess I got lucky, my wife buyes me guns. A couple of weeks ago she bought me a Winchester 30-30 for my [bday]. God I LOVE my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:48:56 PM EDT
Be prepared to be beaten with phone books in your sleep as not to leave any markings. Of course, my alternative isn't really much better. I don't lie to my wife about guns, because she likes them too. So, we talk about what we want to get, and we get it. Of course, my ammo costs have doubled, but worse things could happen I suppose. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:52:44 PM EDT
OK what are the odds Striker makes it through the night and who's gonna hold all the money?
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:53:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Benjamin0001: As from the movie BraveHeart. "I dont know about me, but I am pretty sure your fuucked."
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Nahhh... its like this man: "The Lord says he can get me out of this mess... but he's pretty sure you're fvckeÞ" Steven was my fav character in that movie It's MY ISLAND!! [%(]
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 7:54:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 8:21:20 PM EDT
Yes, I had that trouble with mine, she said "it me or the guns" I Love my new Colt 6731 just put a new red dot oko on it today as a matter of fact. I picked out my new girl friend because she's got a hot body and is brain dead, I've now begain molding her brain, hell, when somebody says diamonds, she drags me of to the gun store, she LOVES guns not diamonds, yes boys, the book will be out soon, watch for it in better book stores everywhere, heeeee!!!
Link Posted: 10/22/2001 10:01:25 PM EDT
This is going to cost you big time$$$$
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