The Weapons of the United States
By Shilock Goldstien
AP Newswire
Come with us as we take an in depth look at the weapons used by Americans of all shades- in all capacitys....
The AR15- A fully automatic high capacity assauly weapon capable of holding as many os 300 bullets per clip- and accurate to ranges of over a mile. It is used by the US Military, and by street gangs, who call it by it's street name- "The AK47"
The M4- Simply a smaller version of the AR15, this weapon has a reduced capacity of a mere 150 bullets in the clip- a folding stock- laser scopes- and accurate out to ranges of 1000 yards.
This weapon is preferred by terrorists due to it's compact size- They refer to it as the "AK47"
The Glock- A ceramic and plastic gun firing high capacity cop killer bullets made in Germany and made to be used with a silencer. Prefered by street gangs and terrorists, is can pass through airport metal detectors undetected.
It's street name is the "UZI"
The Beretta- In service with out US millitary, this highpoweredninemillimetersemiautomatichighcapacitypistol is prefered by those going on workplace rampages, since it can be used as a blunt force weapon after it has run out of ammo due to it's size. It's street name is "The UZI"
The Shotgun- Going by many breand names, and seemingly harmless enough, the same shotgun your grandpa uses to hunt bunnies is also one of the most lethal tools on earth.
Able to take out 50 people with a single shot, it comes in 2 primary brands.
Remington, favored by Police Forces, serious civillian shooters, and Elite soldiers-
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The Mossberg- chosen bu the US Military, and Negro gang members.
The UZI- Used in 95% of all crimes, the UZI machine gun is the most commonly found weapon in any criminal situation (Or, at least that's how we report it). Being able to fire 3097 rounds per minute with no recoil and unlimited capacity, it is readily available to gang members, terrorists, and children who frequent gun shows.
It has the ability to tear through armor, and can be used to bring down low flying aircraft.