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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:47:15 AM EDT
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Quoted: you've got the whitest teeth i have ever came across Or "The softest chin I ever laid my bag against???????" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:59:31 AM EDT
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the voices in my head told me to come over and say hi
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Posted: 10/19/2001 5:00:50 AM EDT
[#3]
my thats a nice dress, can i talk you out of it???
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Posted: 10/19/2001 5:02:38 AM EDT
[#4]
nice tits, mind if i feel them??
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Posted: 10/19/2001 5:04:25 AM EDT
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"Can I buy you a drink????"
"No - leave me alone." "Then I suppose a blow job is out of the question???" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 5:44:48 AM EDT
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[b]If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?[/b] -BEST!!!
(Use index finger to call her over and then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Nice earrings, do you know what else would look nice on your ears? Your ankles. etc, etc. Nuckles. [smash] |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 6:14:35 AM EDT
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"AHHH, could I have your number? I lost mine."
"Are those spacepants? Cus your ass is out of this world!" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 12:54:01 PM EDT
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The two I have used in the past are: "would you marry a man who could lick his eyebrows?" "Would you be upset if I burried my face between your thighs and ate my way to your heart?" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 1:05:52 PM EDT
[#9]
So when do the female members show up and tell us which ones made their panties fall off?
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Posted: 10/19/2001 1:18:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Good question SA.
Do you like pizza? If yes: Good, let's go back to my place. We can eat pizza and have sex. If no: Ok, then we can go back to my place and have sex. Depending on where you are and the quality of girls in the joint. This worked a few times while in Panama City, Florida at a bar... "Hi" "Hey" "What's your name?" "blah blah" "Where are you from?" "blah blah" "Wanna fuck?" If yes, well... you get the idea. If no, move to the next lonely looking female on the bar, providing she met my standards. Hey there, I'm doing an experiment...What is it?... It's a test in the duration of the female orgasm. Wanna be a candidate? |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 1:26:02 PM EDT
[#11]
"Say..is that a gun in your pocket ? Or are you just happy to see me..."
-Mae West |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 2:07:07 PM EDT
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Alright boys, this is my all time favorite one, most chicks haven't heard it so it might be refreshing to hear a new one!!
"Your name must be Daisy, cuz I wanna plant you right here!" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 2:19:03 PM EDT
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This was funny at the time but in retrospect, it was not a good way to pick up chicks. My friend used to put on a plastic cafeteria glove and walk around introducing himself to any hottie and offer his handshake. "Hi, my name is... I like to practice safe sex!" We all had a good belly laugh at the reaction...a pause as she reaches out to shake hands, then notices the plastic glove, then that "look" on her face.
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Posted: 10/19/2001 2:38:04 PM EDT
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This would be most appropriate in a homosexual bar.
May I push up your stool for you?? |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 2:48:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Lick finger, wipe on shirt and say "lets get you out of those wet clothes" |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 2:59:32 PM EDT
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Say in a very sincere tone and expression, "Ooooweee, it looks like someone beat you with a pretty stick."
Folks in East Texas say it works... CMOS |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 3:16:10 PM EDT
[#17]
"I collect virginities, can I have yours?"
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Posted: 10/19/2001 3:32:12 PM EDT
[#18]
nice tooth
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Posted: 10/19/2001 3:35:10 PM EDT
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"You've got 206 bones in your body. Want 1 more?"
"Let's play Army, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me." Followed by: "Let Sargeant Shane play with your privates." "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you." |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 3:37:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Let's play Army, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me." Followed by: "Let Sargeant Shane play with your privates." LOL |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 3:44:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Those are classics....
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:03:03 PM EDT
[#22]
since you lost your virginity, can i play with the box it came in?
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:06:47 PM EDT
[#23]
hi, i may not be fred flintstone, but i bet i can make your bed rock!
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Posted: 10/19/2001 4:27:55 PM EDT
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An old ex-girlfriend told me this one:
A guy came into the lumber place she worked in as a clerk and looked at her name badge on her sweater. "MaryAnne, gee that's a nice name. Does the other one have a name too?" Think about it. |
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Posted: 10/19/2001 5:17:05 PM EDT
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[url]www.maxpages.com/goog/The_Worst_Pickup_Lines_Ever[/url]
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Posted: 10/19/2001 6:48:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Nice shoes, wana fvck ?
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Posted: 10/20/2001 4:27:09 AM EDT
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Say, is that a Keg in your back pocket?
Cause I sure do want to tap that ass! Jack |
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Posted: 10/20/2001 7:34:24 AM EDT
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Biker joint line..
"How about whippin' some skull on me bitch?" It'll get you laid or dead... |
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Posted: 10/20/2001 8:13:07 AM EDT
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Mine is on the same theme as Cypher214's.
Male approaches a beautiful young lady and the following dialogue occurs: guy: How about a pizza and a fvck? lady: *Slaps* the guy across the face guy: I guess you don't like pizza, we can just fvck... Blah, Jim |
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Posted: 10/20/2001 8:19:46 AM EDT
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Hey baby, you free tonight, or is it going to cost me?
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Posted: 10/21/2001 7:55:27 PM EDT
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hey you! wanna put the kids to bed early tonight? awwwwight!
Work sometimes. Scratch |
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Posted: 10/21/2001 8:18:21 PM EDT
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F**k me if I am wrong but do I know you?
Six |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 6:27:48 PM EDT
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heres a stupid one that actually worked i saw this blonde cute too.said het baby you want me you just dont know it yet.well she laughed at me came by a couple of hours later and asked where did i think of that.well it was a good couple of months with her after that.was drunk when i said that too.no way would i have done that sober.
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Posted: 10/22/2001 6:47:25 PM EDT
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I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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