Does anybody have instructions on how to

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Does anybody have instructions on how to

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:35:36 AM EDT

get a Scarecrow's head out of it's ass? We've
got one we put out every year as a Halloween
decoration, but this year when we pulled it out
of the barn it's head was firmly embedded in
it's ass. We've tried everything to get it out,
even (funny as it may sound) [i]reasoned[/i]
with it, all to no avail. Can anybody help???

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:39:23 AM EDT

[#1]

Sounds like one of those Canadian scarecrows. For all its fine history, Canadian-produced scarecrows lately have been known to have this rectally-impacted cranium disorder. My advice, a3, is to forget it and move on. Remember that its head, even after extracted from its ass, is still full of nothing more than straw.

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:43:57 AM EDT

[#2]

Perhaps if you bought it an AR? Nah, that's illegal, isn't it - strawman purchase and all that

Let the groans commence

[edited because even in these few words I can't type]

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:47:40 AM EDT

[#3]

-13,
I've known for a couple of years that our
Scarecrow is of Canadian decent, mainly because
rather than actually trying to scare the filthy
vermin from our garden, it's been content to
stand on it's pole and sing the Canadian National Anthem (we expected some action from
him, disapointing...)

But I never knew they had such a propensity for
the old "head up the ass" trick. Quite stubborn, too...

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:50:32 AM EDT

[#4]

I stay on my pole in safety because I know im safe in my country from anthrax and evil taliban rag-heads.

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:54:54 AM EDT

[#5]

Boy, I'm glad I read that other thread first!

Where's my popcorn?

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:56:10 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I stay on my pole in safety because I know im safe in my country from anthrax and evil taliban rag-heads.

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Beat it, Scarecrow. I gave Ed my word I wouldn't get into any more pissing contests
today. If you can't help, stay the hell out
of my thread. We're discussing a serious
issue here.

Posted: 10/17/2001 9:58:14 AM EDT

[#7]

Sorry just voicing out for all my fellow Canadian brothers out there.

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:00:44 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Sorry just voicing out for all my fellow Canadian brothers out there.

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I didn't know Canadian Scarecrows could reproduce, and therefore have brothers. See
Ed? This is becoming a constructive discussion
after all!!!

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:02:59 AM EDT

[#9]

Sure, everyone knows that after a night of hockey and Molson's they try like hell to reproduce with one another. Hell, they're home to Gordon Lightfoot after all! Oh, and Sam Harris of Starsearch fame!

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:03:03 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Boy, I'm glad I read that other thread first!

Where's my popcorn?

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It's over there on the counter. Get me a beer
while you're up, would ya? I'm busy here...

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:04:12 AM EDT

[#11]

hehe...I got the chips and dip right here.

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:04:40 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Boy, I'm glad I read that other thread first!

Where's my popcorn?

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It's over there on the counter. Get me a beer
while you're up, would ya? I'm busy here...

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:05:11 AM EDT

[#13]

hehe...I got the chips and dip right here.

All I need now is to put the juice down and get a beer instead. [:)]

Posted: 10/17/2001 10:05:20 AM EDT

[#14]

I'm sorry I am too busy to keep on top of these threads where you go after each other.

I will try to do a better job after my 2 PM conference.

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