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Posted: 10/17/2001 9:35:36 AM EDT
get a Scarecrow's head out of it's ass? We've got one we put out every year as a Halloween decoration, but this year when we pulled it out of the barn it's head was firmly embedded in it's ass. We've tried everything to get it out, even (funny as it may sound) [i]reasoned[/i] with it, all to no avail. Can anybody help???
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:39:23 AM EDT
Sounds like one of those Canadian scarecrows. For all its fine history, Canadian-produced scarecrows lately have been known to have this rectally-impacted cranium disorder. My advice, a3, is to forget it and move on. Remember that its head, even after extracted from its ass, is still full of nothing more than straw.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:43:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/17/2001 9:39:02 AM EDT by jhasz]
Perhaps if you bought it an AR? Nah, that's illegal, isn't it - strawman purchase and all that Let the groans commence [edited because even in these few words I can't type]
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:47:40 AM EDT
-13, I've known for a couple of years that our Scarecrow is of Canadian decent, mainly because rather than actually trying to scare the filthy vermin from our garden, it's been content to stand on it's pole and sing the Canadian National Anthem (we expected some action from him, disapointing...) But I never knew they had such a propensity for the old "head up the ass" trick. Quite stubborn, too...
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:50:32 AM EDT
I stay on my pole in safety because I know im safe in my country from anthrax and evil taliban rag-heads.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:54:54 AM EDT
Boy, I'm glad I read that other thread first! Where's my popcorn?
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:56:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Scarecrow: I stay on my pole in safety because I know im safe in my country from anthrax and evil taliban rag-heads.
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Beat it, Scarecrow. I gave Ed my word I wouldn't get into any more pissing contests today. If you can't help, stay the hell out of my thread. We're discussing a serious issue here.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:58:14 AM EDT
Sorry just voicing out for all my fellow Canadian brothers out there.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:00:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Scarecrow: Sorry just voicing out for all my fellow Canadian brothers out there.
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I didn't know Canadian Scarecrows could reproduce, and therefore have brothers. See Ed? This is becoming a constructive discussion after all!!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:02:59 AM EDT
Sure, everyone knows that after a night of hockey and Molson's they try like hell to reproduce with one another. Hell, they're home to Gordon Lightfoot after all! Oh, and Sam Harris of Starsearch fame!
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:03:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kingtorch: Boy, I'm glad I read that other thread first! Where's my popcorn?
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It's over there on the counter. Get me a beer while you're up, would ya? I'm busy here...
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:04:12 AM EDT
hehe...I got the chips and dip right here.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:04:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kingtorch: Boy, I'm glad I read that other thread first! Where's my popcorn?
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It's over there on the counter. Get me a beer while you're up, would ya? I'm busy here...
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:05:11 AM EDT
hehe...I got the chips and dip right here. All I need now is to put the juice down and get a beer instead. [:)]
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:05:20 AM EDT
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