well kiddies, now that we all know that censored truth is all you will hear from now on, let's get the dictionary going, to help with those who may still actually believe the crap they are being spoonfed. any corrections/amplifications are appreciated!

NEWS: "one case of anthrax has been confirmed in NYC today..."

English tranlation: "many cases of anthrax have been discovered weeks ago. secret quarantine and testing regimes have been implemented, but don't worry, because its too late for you to do anything about it."

NEWS: "the government has issued statements telling the public to go about their daily routines."

English: "the government, snuggled safely in Cipro-lined bunkers, need to get payed by a working public. PLEASE go about your business, after all, who will open these tainted envelopes for the really important people?"

NEWS: "Osama, in a statement issued today said that he wants peace and prosperity for all people, of all religions, and that he is willing to negotiate a quick end to this war."

English: "Osama, in a statement issued today said that he wants all infidels burned to death slowly if it takes forever, and that he wants to see more of Lordtrader's porn."

NEWS: "the president today issued a statement telling all Americans to stay calm and remain in their homes..."

English: "HEAD FOR THE FVCKING HILLS!!!"

LOL

NEWS: "...we are doing everything possible to protect..."

English: "...we were once again caught with our pants down, due to living at the mercy of tight-wad ultra-liberal fiscal policies, in two words; military cutbacks!"

NEWS: "...so lets see if we can get the American markets back on track. Broker X Brokerage"

English: "...sombody PLEEEEASE buy stocks! PLEASE! i have payments on a Land Rover to make!!! Broker X Brokerage"

NEWS: "... a white supremacist was arrested today in his compound...stock piles of weapons found..."

English: "...a man was questioned near his home about a dog with no leash, after an illigal search, a hunting rifle and 100 rounds of ammunition was found..."

LOL!!

Hey, didn't one of you MDs (drjarhead maybe?) say that Anthrax has an incubation of 30-60 days?  Just curious, because if that is the case, there may be people who have been unknowingly exposed.  Will we have a ton of ill people next month?

Not to be an alarmist, just asking.

From the local news (where everyone they interview at the airport agrees security is A-OK and air-tight):

Interviewee:  "I have no problem with my baggage being searched if it makes us safer."

Reality:  "I am a bleeding sheep with no possible capability of rational thought or sense that since I already know there is no bomb in my bags, then it is absurd for me to think that having it searched makes me any safer.  Maybe I forgot I left a bomb in there?  You never know!"


Sandra Day O'Connor:  "All Americans must give up a little freedom for safety in these trying times so that democracy can be preserved." (Or words to that effect).

Reality:  "We globalists are about to indoctrinate every American into a fascist regime where independent thought and action is frowned upon.  The government must be preserved at all costs."

[b]Media:[/b] "... when local authorities found large quantities of military-style weaponry, including 3 long-range sniper rifles."

[b]Reality:[/b] "The cops searched his house and found a Charter Arms .22 WMR wheel-gun along with a daisy .17 caliber pellet rifle."

Heheh..