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Posted: 10/11/2001 9:38:56 AM EDT
I'm giving out scoops of mashed potatoes with choice of beef or chicken gravy.  Just open your bags and let me ladle it in, kids...
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 9:40:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Brussle sprouts wrapped in colorful wrappings [:D]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 9:41:29 AM EDT
[#2]
Wolf 9 *18 for the girls,
.223 for the boys.
.50 cal for those that try and egg my house!!
[;)]

c-rock
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 10:35:56 AM EDT
[#3]
rocks and mudpies.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 10:41:04 AM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 10:43:15 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm giving to UNICEF

U - Usama
N - Nutralization
I - Initiative
C - for Crushing
E - Every
F - F***ing terrorist!

[devil] Have your pennies ready!
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 10:47:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Fired Berdan primed SA 5.56 - one per child please.

I live a block from the 'hood in Detroit, so we always get these 20 year old guys coming up on our porch saying, "Yo, give me some candy, man." Cracks me up.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:02:16 AM EDT
[#7]
carmeled onions!!! Umm umm, the 1st bite is the best!!
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:04:03 AM EDT
[#8]

nothing im going out to trick our treat [:D]

hey its free candy
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:07:30 AM EDT
[#9]
If a trick or treater can get to my house without getting eaten by a bear, getting lost in the woods, or falling off my driveway - I'll invite 'em in for dinner.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:10:59 AM EDT
[#10]
If those damned worthless lazy punks think I'll just "GIVE" them stuff for free they got another think coming.  I'm making out a list of chores they can do to earn that bite sized bag of M&M's. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:28:47 AM EDT
[#11]
lol
that's it!!! youguys have completly ruined halloween, we give out rockets (candy, not real... that would be funny) and suckers, mini chocolate bars too. i make my pumpkin look like pin head. it looks really cool. i've gotten compliments.

lol

enjoy yourselves!!

OffRoad
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:36:34 AM EDT
[#12]
Apples with razor blades in them. I'll give .223's to those that egg the house.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 11:40:32 AM EDT
[#13]
Along with the candy, I'll be handing out a selection of comic books from Chick Publications (www.chick.com) that will be age targeted.

~ The Little Princess
~ Happy Halloween
~ The Trick
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:00:20 PM EDT
[#14]
It's called a "yard of gum"
It's a 3 foot stick of gum in a box that looks like a yardstick.Last year i gave out light sticks and the kids loved it.Hope none of the little buggers ate them? [:)]
Eric the ammoman
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:02:26 PM EDT
[#15]
light sticks is a great idea. and the parents would prolly like it to cause it makes the kids more visible.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:03:28 PM EDT
[#16]
slabs of pork, hoping for the carload of militant children of MidEast descent...[;D]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:10:38 PM EDT
[#17]
The kids will get some assorted, pre-packaged treats.
The wife will get a stick of candy and a bag of nuts.
[img]www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/nogood.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:33:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Along with the candy, I'll be handing out a selection of comic books from Chick Publications (www.chick.com) that will be age targeted.

~ The Little Princess
~ Happy Halloween
~ The Trick
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Oh great!  That's exactly what kids need to be reading, rambling hogwash from a raving bigot.  They need to learn that Catholics are evil devil worshippers and the only way one can go to heaven is through Mr. Chick's Jesus Christ.

Bigots love to read things that support their agenda and don't make them feel quite so flawed.


As far as what I'll be handing to the kids.  Copies of American Rifleman and lots of different candy.  I'm hoping that they'll associate candy with the NRA. [}:D]




"Do what you will,
just lighten the fuck up."
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:44:38 PM EDT
[#19]
This year for Brick or Treat I'll go as a Democrat

[img]http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/p883a4b8f69abe05d361ad7533dd93d1c/fe31a7b1.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 12:57:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
I'm giving out scoops of mashed potatoes with choice of beef or chicken gravy.  Just open your bags and let me ladle it in, kids...
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For the first time since I've been here at AR15.com, I actually laughed so hard when I read this, I sprayed coffee at the keyboard and more came out my nose. What a mess- thanks, Golgo-13! You are amazing....

ROTFLMFAOASCOMKATMN.....
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