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Posted: 10/9/2001 7:54:53 PM EDT
With all the opinions and facts that fly around on this board, I was wondering how many people are actually totally and completly full of shit. I hear that I am full of shit at least 10 times a day, so surely somebody else out there is full of shit too.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:56:31 PM EDT
Let me be the first to say and acclaim..... My name is Bob and I'm full of Shit. Thankyou 455SD
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:57:02 PM EDT
I'm so full of shit that my ass is bleeding.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:57:34 PM EDT
I am. I will be taking a massive dump in the morning though so that I won't be so full of it tomorrow. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:57:44 PM EDT
Well, I've got brown eyes and brown hair....
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:57:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 7:55:31 PM EDT by mattsd]
when the cole was hit, and i said the people responsible must die, and the countrys that aided them must be destroyed. i was full of shit then, am i now?
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 7:57:56 PM EDT
O.K. maybe I am full of shit..........but I don't like to think about it, gives me a headache.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:00:52 PM EDT
Right now, I am full of shit and need to go the head.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:01:26 PM EDT
I am so full of sh*t, I took Ex-Lax the other day and my arms fell off. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:06:26 PM EDT
Hold on, let me ask the wife........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ Yep, I'm full of it.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:06:47 PM EDT
I cannot confirm or deny the presence of shit.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:11:43 PM EDT
I've been constipiated for 4 days, so yeah, I am full of shit too.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:14:55 PM EDT
Sorry, but that information is classified. God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:17:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 8:31:11 PM EDT by Stealth]
I may be an old balding beer gutted loser who never served in the military or law enforcement, but I know my guerilla warfare tactics and strategies better then any of you weirdos. I am better suited then most LEO's to make their decisions for them, expecially in hindsight and with the aid of a one sided news story. I know these terrorists better then they know themselves. My knowledge comes from years and years of listening to the inciteful rhetoric of our governments obviously superior officials, internet web sites, discussion forums and watching reruns of MASH. I was going to be a Navy Seal but I heard they got soft, right after the Dept of the Navy saw how much good came from the "kinder, gentler" Marine Corps. I can administer atropine blindfolded and diagnose the precise nerve agent used in a given attack by using my hot-tub bromide test strips. I am proficient in the "two gun" method of pistol shooting, and I can diffuse a grenade with my teeth in under 3.5 seconds. Don't even get me started on religion and politics, because I'd have to put you all in your places. And like some 12 year old said in one recent thread "I dont' evan gotta talk smack to do iT". I'm not full of shit, I'm just that good. [:D] (no, I did not really edit this)
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:19:39 PM EDT
That all depends on what the meaning of "shit" is. [img]www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/toiletsmilie.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:20:50 PM EDT
no, but clinton was for not doing anything about it
Originally Posted By mattsd: when the cole was hit, and i said the people responsible must die, and the countrys that aided them must be destroyed. i was full of shit then, am i now?
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Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:23:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stealth: I may be an old balding beer gutted loser who never served in the military or law enforcement, but I know my guerilla warfare tactics and strategies better then any of you weirdos. I am better suited then most LEO's to make their decisions for them, expecially in hindsite and with the aid of a one sided news story. I know these terrorists better then they know themselves. My knowledge comes from years and years of listening to the inciteful rhetoric of our governments obviously superior officials, internet web sites, discussion forums and watching reruns of MASH. I was going to be a Navy Seal but I heard they got soft, right after the Dept of the Navy saw how much good came from the "kinder, gentler" Marine Corps. I can administer atropine blindfolded and diagnose the precise nerve agent used in a given attack by using my hot-tub bromide test strips. I am proficient in the "two gun" method of pistol shooting, and I can diffuse a grenade with my teeth in under 3.5 seconds. Don't even get me started on religion and politics, because I'd have to put you all in your places. And like some 12 year old said in one recent thread "I dont' evan gotta talk smack to do iT". I'm not full of shit, I'm just that good. [:D]
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LMAO! [:D]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:26:43 PM EDT
Stealth said:
expecially in hindsite
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That's a horrible typo. Hind means rear. Site means place. So, you're saying "especially in the place of your butt?" You guys need to reread your posts. Some of the typos here are hilarious. Nothing personal, Stealth.z
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:27:37 PM EDT
Stealth wins. So far he is way full of shit.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:34:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zoom: Stealth said:
expecially in hindsite
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That's a horrible typo. Hind means rear. Site means place. So, you're saying "especially in the place of your butt?" You guys need to reread your posts. Some of the typos here are hilarious. Nothing personal, Stealth.z
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I just wanted to help make everyone feel a little less inferior to me. It felt good to find a flaw didn't it? [:D]. Now where the hell it that edit key.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:48:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 455SD: Stealth wins. So far he is way full of shit.
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Woo Hoo!!!! I wonder what the trophy looks like.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 8:53:56 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stealth:
Originally Posted By 455SD: Stealth wins. So far he is way full of shit.
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Woo Hoo!!!! I wonder what the trophy looks like.
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I've seen it. It looks like sh*t.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 9:31:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 9:26:45 PM EDT by Sweep]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 9:37:20 PM EDT
And every now and then i release it into the toilet.[moon]
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 10:14:33 PM EDT
My wife thinks I'm an asshole tonight, so I must be full of shit. I dunno, I'm upstairs in our bedroom watching the news and she's down stairs watching some moronic show on MTV.
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 10:59:15 PM EDT
I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you all
Link Posted: 10/9/2001 11:03:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/9/2001 11:06:32 PM EDT by Bigshooter]
I've been from Austin to Boston, Maine to Spain, F*cked 27 virgins on my own jet plane. I've got a barrel of balls, and a yard of dick, and enough hair on may ass to weave an indian blanket, I'm a fire fighter and a bullrider. Forget the rest.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 3:19:19 AM EDT
I am a close personal friend of Jack Shit...
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 3:26:31 AM EDT
And it exits the "pipe" at least once a day.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 3:26:53 AM EDT
Actually, I`m independently wealthy and don`t have to work......just do it to aggravate others, and for beer/gas money....[:D].[soapbox].[stick]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 3:27:46 AM EDT
So I am was right, We are all full of shit.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 3:32:17 AM EDT
What IS the definition of shit???!!! Am told by family (I have no friends ) that I am full of it (I use MRE peanut butter on the chocolate covered cookie to build it up)... Don Out
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 4:00:39 AM EDT
Ich bin voll Sheisse![soapbox] So don't take me too friggin' seriously.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 4:13:24 AM EDT
Iam so full of shit! that, well! #^&*(Shit).
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 4:20:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By zoom: Stealth said:
expecially in hindsite
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That's a horrible typo. Hind means rear. Site means place. So, you're saying "especially in the place of your butt?" You guys need to reread your posts. Some of the typos here are hilarious. Nothing personal, Stealth.z
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[CENTER]A mind is a terrible thing![/CENTER] BTW I got it coming out of my ears!
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 5:07:54 AM EDT
I am considered a shit manufacturing plant. got to pay commercial taxes on my toilet.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 5:19:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mattsd: when the cole was hit, and i said the people responsible must die, and the countrys that aided them must be destroyed. i was full of shit then, am i now?
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Yup...still full of shit...
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 5:26:53 AM EDT
Oh yea,,,,, I'm there as well. Jay Arizona
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 5:30:53 AM EDT
If there existed such a thing as "shit" and I was full of it, I wouldn't be disposed to speak of it.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 5:36:18 AM EDT
No, I am not "full of shit". I expand to exceed the current load of shit, thus always having room for more shit. I may be a "load of shit", but full? Never!! I do, however, know Jack Shit and can confirm that he is, in fact, full of shit.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 5:38:04 AM EDT
"Welcome to full of shit anonymous, we would like to welcome our new member cyoung. Would you care to introduce yourself." Yes, thanks. My name is cyoung, and I have been full of shit for all of my 31 years on this planet. "Preach brother!" Yup, I tell everyone that the way to tell when I am bull shitting them is very easy - my lips are moving.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 6:08:43 AM EDT
Full of shit and PROUD OF IT! [50]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:38:45 AM EDT
I'm so full of shit, even my shit is full of shit. Oh man, I can't believe I kiss your mother with this mouth. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:56:35 AM EDT
If somebody mangaged to beat the shit outa me....there would be nothing left! [stick]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 7:56:51 AM EDT
Yep im full of it.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 8:07:09 AM EDT
I can't believe that you actually question anything you read on this board, much less tell us we are all full of shit. Have faith in unreality, gets me by. [:E]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 8:11:26 AM EDT
Shit, yes....but my shit don't stink man..
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 9:49:08 AM EDT
i should get a masters degree in shit cuz im so full of shit well of to take a shit
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 10:23:32 AM EDT
I used to be full of shit till I participated in a 12 step program.
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 10:30:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/10/2001 10:25:17 AM EDT by gijohnny223]
I am never full of SHIT. Everyone else that differs in opinion is full of shit. Not me.[soapbox]
Link Posted: 10/10/2001 10:35:48 AM EDT
Wow, this has been sooooo interesting.
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