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Posted: 10/8/2001 8:33:50 AM EDT
sick and twisted sexually. I mean in the whole village only one chick, Smurfette, flaunting in her high heels and miniskirt batting her eyelash. She seems to be welcome in everybodies house. And why is Papa Smurf always invite her to his tree. Are those two "hittin it" regularly? Is there a "Smurfette Schedule" or do they just get a free for all? Or are the smurfs gay? What say you?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:36:30 AM EDT
I have ALWAYS felt it was a strange situation, all those smurfs and that one little tart.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:37:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:37:49 AM EDT
Uhh.. Aren't you about 10 years late on this, at least?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:39:24 AM EDT
My parents use to let me watch this show. No wonder I have an affinity to porn. This is a bad show, don't let your kids watch it. They'll turn out like me. A Republican gun nut who loves porn. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:42:41 AM EDT
Socialist Men Under a Red Father Communism. Seen as the alien evil for so long in democratic countries. The public has been unaware that for so long their children have been exposed to communist ideas and regimes in a median as innocent as a childrens cartoon show. Was Peyo (the genius behind the smurfs) simply creating a children's television show, OR was he simply trying to pass his communist ideals down to a new generation? Take a look at the man in charge of the Smurfs, Papa Smurf. Is it just a coincidence that he wears a RED hat and RED trousers? Also notice the similarities in appearence between Karl Marx, the founder of the communist ideals, and Papa Smurf. All of the smurfs look exactly the same (with the exception of Papa Smurf and Smurfette). They all have white hats, white trousers and are blue. This is just like the Marxist theory of a classless society where all men and women are treated as equals and are comerades. Take a look at Vanity Smurf Is he not a homosexual? Continually in the smurf society Vanity was put down. This was to indicate to the people that in communist dictatorships, homesexuality would not be tolerated. Communism is built on the idea that no man is better or worse off than any other. Private buisness is disallowed and all workers work to benefit the country as a whole. In the Smurfs village all of the smurfs have their own individual jobs to do. No Smurf is regarded as being better than any other smurf. Every smurf has their own job to do, which benefits everyone in the community. Handy Smurf makes the houses for everyone to live in, Jokey Smurf keeps everyone happy, Brainy Smurf has a lot of technical knowledge. The Smurfs have no currency and every thing is shared equally between them. It is nearly impossible to tell one smurf from another. This demonstrated the idea of total equality and that every member of the society was as important as the others. Communists were often depicted as using violence as a way to sort out their problems and get what they want. In keeping with that portrayal the Smurfs have no qualms about using their "Magic Dust" to stop people aggressing against them or to retrieve an object which they desire. Take a look at what Smurfs are portrayed in a positive light. Handy Smurf, the worker (which illustrates the rise of the working class to power) and Hefty Smurf, the soldier. Also look at which smurfs are portrayed negatively. Greedy, who eats too much, and Vanity, who contributes absolutely nothing to society.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:43:46 AM EDT
Another of the Smurfs negatively portrayed is Brainy Smurf. He bears a striking resemblance to one of Lenin's high ranking officials, Trotsky. During the 1920's Trotsky was exiled from Russia by Stalin to Mexico. The reason for this was that Trotsky's ideas conflicted with those of Stalin and other high ranking communists. Like him, Brainy Smurf too questions the smurf ideals and is one of the few unhappy smurfs. The Smurfs biggest enemy was Gargamel, the representation of Capitalism in Smurf Land. Gargamel wanted to catch the Smurfs in order to turn them into gold. Peyo wished to portray Capitalists as money hungry, greed-driven people whose sole purpose in life was the accumulation of wealth. Also note that Gargamel looks not unlike a stereotypical person of the Jewish faith. Under the communist regime (during certain time periods) Jews were persecuted for, among other things, their love of money. Also Azrael, Gargamels cat, was an indication of the communist belief that the American politicians were under the control of one overbearing greedy leader.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 8:57:35 AM EDT
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Yea Yea Yea and the purple tele tubby is gay too.You guys need to get a life! Is your rifle clean?Get off your ass and do something constructive.[beer][edited for a couple screw ups]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:05:17 AM EDT
All the Tele tubbies are gay. That is a freakin' fag show. It encourages children to be liberal sissies. Now as for the smurfs. I loved the Smurfs, Fraggle Rock, Teddy Ruxpin, etc. Smurfs = Communism. I somehow doubt that. Smurfette a whore I can get with that. Gay Smurfs. Some of them looked gay. Who else paints, bakes, etc.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:10:24 AM EDT
Sorry I forgot to add that the above views are not necessarily mine. I cut and pasted that from another site. Do a search on Smurf Communism and you'll see that I'm not the only one who has heard this theory. Of interesting note though, I've also heard that after his death, the executors of his estate discovered that the creator of the Smurfs was a Nazi and communist party member.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:14:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Muad_Dib: Of interesting note though, I've also heard that after his death, the executors of his estate discovered that the creator of the Smurfs was a Nazi and communist party member.
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Don't those two typically hate each other?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:16:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: sick and twisted sexually. I mean in the whole village only one chick, Smurfette, flaunting in her high heels and miniskirt batting her eyelash. She seems to be welcome in everybodies house. And why is Papa Smurf always invite her to his tree. Are those two "hittin it" regularly? Is there a "Smurfette Schedule" or do they just get a free for all? Or are the smurfs gay? What say you?
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There was an article written Back In The Day[1] about exactly this (warning: text smurf pr0n ahead): [url]http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=01bd5d98%24569724c0%248cd331cf%40mypc.tds.net&output=gplain[/url] I think this might have been from the cDc originally, but has since become a net.classic... AR [1]Anyone remember BBSes?
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:18:50 AM EDT
One word, two syllables: GANGBANG! Lordtrader might have heard of this one. Ice
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:20:15 AM EDT
Hey, where can I get a video of Smurfette being gangbanged. Now that I'd love to see.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:21:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Santyth:
Originally Posted By Muad_Dib: Of interesting note though, I've also heard that after his death, the executors of his estate discovered that the creator of the Smurfs was a Nazi and communist party member.
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Don't those two typically hate each other?
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The Nazi's were socialists. Very close to communists.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:22:44 AM EDT
I have seen some pretty twisted stuff, but haven't seen it yet. Ice
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:24:57 AM EDT
How the smurf are we suppoesd to smurf what you are smurfing about....
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 9:50:30 AM EDT
Don't forget their inbred underwater cousins, THE SNORKS!
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 10:04:05 AM EDT
Hey, Lordtrader - My advice is turn off the Smurfs and turn on the Spice Channel. A couple of hours of watching girl/girl human sex and you'll forget all about that Smurfette and her spiked heels! [:P]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 10:23:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Steel_Rat: Hey, Lordtrader - My advice is turn off the Smurfs and turn on the Spice Channel. A couple of hours of watching girl/girl human sex and you'll forget all about that Smurfette and her spiked heels! [:P]
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It sucks being unemployed. You end up watching the stupidest shows ever. TV Land and Cartoon Network doesn't help matters much.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 10:40:17 AM EDT
As I read all this I am reminded of another of the many smurf mysteries: Why did baby smurf never grow up? All the full grown smurfs had to come from somewhere. The show was on for what..like 10 years? The damn thing shoulda grown some in all that time.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 10:53:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cc48510: All the Tele tubbies are gay. That is a freakin' fag show. It encourages children to be liberal sissies. Now as for the smurfs. I loved the Smurfs.
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Ok... this is a joke, right? JK [;)]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 11:00:09 AM EDT
keep watching TV Land, Hogans heros will be on at some point today, and so will teh A-Team. Where else can you see German POWs that have as much freedom to come and go as Americans, and full auto mini-14s that can't hit anything [:)]
Originally Posted By lordtrader: It sucks being unemployed. You end up watching the stupidest shows ever. TV Land and Cartoon Network doesn't help matters much.
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Link Posted: 10/8/2001 11:06:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Cypher214: As I read all this I am reminded of another of the many smurf mysteries: Why did baby smurf never grow up? All the full grown smurfs had to come from somewhere. The show was on for what..like 10 years? The damn thing shoulda grown some in all that time.
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Baby smurf was female. She didn't want to take part in that grown up stuff. [;D]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 11:13:13 AM EDT
[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/smurfette.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 11:47:57 AM EDT
"The Nazi's were socialists. Very close to communists." Posted by schnacke Socialism is an economy structure, sort of. Communism is a government structure, sort of. They are apples and oranges, more or less. The Ruskies had both, sorta. They say they did anyway. Socialism and Communism can be almost synonomous but not necessarily. The Germans were fascists, as opposed to communists and the Ruskies and Germans did hate each other but mostly for infringement issues. Fascism is centered more toward a central all powerful group and usually even a dictator (Adolph and his buddies). Everything is open to interpretation though as seen through the eyes of different individuals. Some people would say that our current economic/government structure is socialist in nature. Others would disagree. That is the difference in interpretation. I'm not into studying these things so just a few ideas to throw around. The smurf were neither twisted nor gay. They didn't have sex. That's why their whole body was blue. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 1:40:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By retrodog: The smurf were neither twisted nor gay. They didn't have sex. That's why their whole body was blue. [:D]
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AHHHHH, my finger are turning blue!!!
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 2:14:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader:
Originally Posted By retrodog: The smurf were neither twisted nor gay. They didn't have sex. That's why their whole body was blue. [:D]
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AHHHHH, my finger are turning blue!!!
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Thats Right!! All your finger ARE Belong to ANTHARAX!!
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 2:47:16 PM EDT
LT, You desperately need a woman my friend! How is the job-hunting??? Hope you find a good one soon.
Link Posted: 10/8/2001 3:01:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By riddler: LT, You desperately need a woman my friend! How is the job-hunting??? Hope you find a good one soon.
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The ladies part are actually looking up. Womenz are finally talking to me. Not getting any play yet but at least they are responsive to me now. Job hunting still sucks.
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