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Posted: 10/5/2001 11:47:39 AM EDT
Subject: Breaking News Kabul, Afghanistan---September 17, 2001 A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is invaded. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 11:48:52 AM EDT
I'm only joking [argue][smoke]
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 11:56:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 11:57:23 AM EDT
Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 12:03:57 PM EDT
I liked that one.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 6:57:07 PM EDT
Hardy har good one
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:02:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:04:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By satcong: Subject: Breaking News Kabul, Afghanistan---September 17, 2001 A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is invaded. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.
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Thank you come again.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:08:28 PM EDT
& Motel 6 managers.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:10:27 PM EDT
laughed so hard I damn near choked. Good one.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 7:11:55 PM EDT
I predict that you will be the first patriotic American to receive his barcode tattoo. It'll be on your neck so that everyone can always see it. You'll do commercials like Jared from Subway saying "Be a Patriotic American like me, Necro!"
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 8:41:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By satcong: Subject: Breaking News Kabul, Afghanistan---September 17, 2001 A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening the United States if its territory is invaded. Immigration Czar Mohmammed Ali Momaluke stated that the Afghan authorities "would not hesitate for a moment" to cut off the US supply of convenience store managers.
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Now I'm wiping the beer off my monitor and keyboard [grumble]
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 8:54:53 PM EDT
Freakin hilarious!!!! [}:D]...........[}:D] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:04:05 PM EDT
That's discrimination against the arab people! I DEMAND your account be locked!
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:27:58 PM EDT
The Floatmaster. Demanding the account be locked...Floatorama, the Floatster...FLOAT!
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:38:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Nekkid80: & Motel 6 managers.
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Actually, I think most motel managers are from India.
Link Posted: 10/5/2001 9:43:54 PM EDT
Almost had me...... [whacko]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:37:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:41:04 AM EDT
Thought there might be a case of price gouging on 2 for $.99 hot dogs....
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:54:09 AM EDT
Don't EAT the food!!![shock]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:57:45 AM EDT
Very Funny....
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 2:47:58 PM EDT
hey guys, my aunts bosses friend is in chicago, and he says slurrpies are $4.50 each. im gonna fill up a 55 gal drum before the price increase hits iowa.
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