What to do with Osama bin Laden?

Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades to
take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, we should do neither.  Let the Special
Forces, Rangers, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture
him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have
surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change
operation.

Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as
a woman under the Taliban.

I got the same e-mail. I posted it over three hours ago. Folks here didn't think it was all that funny. I thought it was hilarious.

He would make one butt-ugly woman.

What difference does it make? They all wear veils and full length, shapeless robes.

Kyle