Ok, so they asked me if I wanted to go again to CES this year. I said, "Ya, maybe but I still ain't gots me no job." I really want to go to the porno convention this time, especially since I missed it last year because some stupid ass misinformed FDCGH was telling people looking for the T&A section at CES that admission to porncon was $300. I didn't find out until AFTER I got back from Vegas that was for admission to the AVN Awards show, which is something completely seperate and in reality porncon only cost $15 to get in! Made me mad as hell.

Help me out.

Don't forget to get me a pic with #1 hot babe Inari Vachs![:P][:P][:P][:P]

Cool, and if terrorists bomb the place, grab a couple of hotties, sandwich one in front and one in back, and their silicon implants will surely protect you when the building collapses.

While you're down there, rent a car for a day and go out to the "Front Sight" free SMG class:

[url]http://www.frontsight.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.frontsight.com/1day_smg_course.htm[/url]

(Don't know if they're offering it at the same time as CES, since I don't know when CES is, but good luck. . . .)

I don't think I am welcome there.