The Station Master

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 4 year old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!...And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on...get your asses on the train...cause
we're going down the tracks."

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there  for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train...please
remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for
riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope
you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding...we
ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. May I remind
you that there is no smoking on this train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,  "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay...please see  the bitch in the
kitchen."

Lionel Time![8D]