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Posted: 9/27/2001 9:46:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 9:49:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308: Well, at least she won't be spending as much money going out to the Karaoke bars with her friends. Scratch that. She just got off the cell phone, and they're on the way over. ACCCCK!!! Semper Fi! (Lay my medals upon my chest, and tell them that I did my best...) Ken Little
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QuiCK!!!! Get a plank out of the garage, lay it across some cinder blocks 3 feet high, set a few kitchen chairs in front of it, start pouring drinks, and collecting a cover charge at the door. Make some $$$ off of you latest run of bad luck!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 9:52:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 9:55:16 AM EDT
We gotta help this guy. Can somone please donate a Bee Gees CDG?
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 9:55:18 AM EDT
mmmmmmm blue crabs made by a little Filipina women I'd listen to karaoke for that.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 9:59:57 AM EDT
Wait until she gets ABBA CDG [:D] You'll really want to put one in your head then.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:00:31 AM EDT
yep, you're fYcked! at this point, just think PROFIT! 'hidden camera + drunk karaoke singers + America's Funniest = $10,000' [:)]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:00:36 AM EDT
Starts with T and it ends with E and...............[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:01:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 10:01:15 AM EDT by HKer]
After you finish with garandman's idea build a stage, with a pole. Tell everyone that this is a stipping karaoke bar. Everyone who sings MUST get naked! This will result in one of 2 things. 1) Nobody will sing...you win! 2) People will sing and get naked. You win if all of her friends are hot! Then take the cover charge they paid you, and use it for tip money. If they are not very attractive...well, lets not think about that. Lets just hope the ugly one go with option #1.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:10:09 AM EDT
Look at the bright side. Your personal hell has just turned into more ammo money! [:D] God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:14:27 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:21:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 10:21:22 AM EDT by platform389]
There is nothing like these little peeks into other folk's lives to tell you how good you really have it...[:P] Edited for more... Don't you just wish we had one of those Net cams for the scene? Would pay good money for the sight!
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:26:16 AM EDT
Well....look at it this way. At least you can understand whats being sung. My wife is Latina, from West By God Texas. I hear everything from Tejano to cumbias. I swear, it's getting to a time that if I hear one more acordian, I'm gonna kill something. Barra(Boboso)cuda
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:30:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:33:52 AM EDT
Remember Class, this is why you must always, BUY AMERICAN! [;D]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:38:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:39:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By platform389: Remember Class, this is why you must always, BUY AMERICAN! [;D]
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[b]LMAO[/b] No Kidding...
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:41:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 10:40:20 AM EDT by platform389]
Originally Posted By kpel308: Ouch!![BD] Ken Little <-Who still thinks this one's a heck of a lot better than any Americanized woman he's ever gone out with!
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Yeah, but this is only day 1 of your "Excellent Adventure"[;D] Just pulling your tail Mr L, no live ammo in this exchange!
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:43:52 AM EDT
Being a Flip from NY I feel your pain Brother...
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:46:12 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:48:38 AM EDT
Do I feel a ND coming on?[thinking][shotgun] Nuckles.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:52:06 AM EDT
Just pray she doesn't whip out a Michael Bolton CDG......[%|]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:53:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kpel308: Ouch!![BD] "Et tu, Brute'?" - Julius Caesar after getting stabbed by Brutus, as told by Wm. Shakespeare Semper Fi! Ken Little <-Who still thinks this one's a heck of a lot better than any Americanized woman he's ever gone out with!
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When in the philipines...do as the...............[stick]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 11:05:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 11:05:28 AM EDT by kpel308]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 11:17:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/28/2001 3:37:38 AM EDT by black-gun]
Sorry buddy, just another bad attempt at HUMOR!.................".....I have spent a lfetime, talkin` to the blues"....(D.A.C.).................HOWEVER....we must burn some Yanni and Zamfir for you first....................[shock]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 11:18:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2001 11:30:21 AM EDT
Are you kidding? Filipinos will sing anything. Just a few mouse clicks and she'll have all the lyrics. Imagine that with a "pilipino" accent.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 11:36:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 11:36:00 AM EDT by kpel308]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 11:40:22 AM EDT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally Posted By kpel308: Well, at least she won't be spending as much money going out to the Karaoke bars with her friends. Scratch that. She just got off the cell phone, and they're on the way over. ACCCCK!!! Semper Fi! (Lay my medals upon my chest, and tell them that I did my best...) Ken Little -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QuiCK!!!! Get a plank out of the garage, lay it across some cinder blocks 3 feet high, set a few kitchen chairs in front of it, start pouring drinks, and collecting a cover charge at the door. Make some $$$ off of you latest run of bad luck!!!!!!!
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No! No!...Give Lordtrader and Imbroglio a call! The Cavalry is coming! [<]:)]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 1:59:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 1:59:16 PM EDT by Hitman]
I know how it is. We have about 30+ of english and filipino VCDs so imagine when there is a family gathering. [shock] I'm glad I can run off to my Den and hide!! [peep]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 2:56:52 PM EDT
Lets see, Girlfriend with hot friends who are going to get liquored up and party around while you pour their drinks? Ear plugs and a handi cam sound lika plan to me! [:D]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 3:02:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 3:06:52 PM EDT
Hey for the record Shania Twain is ANTI-GUN!!!
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 3:20:54 PM EDT
You are certainly more than welcome to join Grin&Barrett and I this weekend for a caving convention an hour south of you... We're not doing any caving ourselves, but will be camping and finding a public shooting range, and CDG's make great targets!
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 3:36:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 3:36:33 PM EDT by riddler]
[size=3]At least they are having a good time at YOUR house..... ....or maybe you would rather that she go to the neighborhood bar, stay out late and let you wonder what she is doing!![/size=3] Take it in good light my friend, you are lucky compared to a couple of members here who got served divorce papers.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 3:38:15 PM EDT
You know what...my wife is very menapasual right now and she will be having a hysterectomy next Monday. I won't be having sex for six weeks, [b] and I am still glad that I am not you!![/b] Sorry man...I can't help you. sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 5:54:08 PM EDT
And LIFE GOES ON................[argue]..........[spank]............[sex]...........[sleep]
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:05:08 PM EDT
There is a family near me that got one of that karaoke machines and the first time they used it I thought they were holding a exorcism with all of that wailing and screeching going on.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 10:30:43 PM EDT
I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm a flip from CA and my parents used to have one. I was so glad that when my house was robbed, they took the karaoke machine (but was mad about everything else). I wonder what kind of robbers would steal a karaoke machine... fob's maybe. My parents currently have another karaoke machine, but unfoirtunately, I accidentally lost the manual to hook it up and I do not know how to do it [;)].
Link Posted: 9/28/2001 10:43:57 PM EDT
What the #*&%?!?!?!? You've got guns, why not just have a "cleaning accident" with one of them??! "Gosh, honey, I'm sorry! I was just cleaning it and it went off! We don't have enough money for another karaoke machine right now, but I *promise* I'll get you one as soon as we can afford it!"
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