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Posted: 9/27/2001 9:49:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Well, at least she won't be spending as much money going out to the Karaoke bars with her friends. Scratch that. She just got off the cell phone, and they're on the way over. ACCCCK!!! Semper Fi! (Lay my medals upon my chest, and tell them that I did my best...) Ken Little QuiCK!!!! Get a plank out of the garage, lay it across some cinder blocks 3 feet high, set a few kitchen chairs in front of it, start pouring drinks, and collecting a cover charge at the door. Make some $$$ off of you latest run of bad luck!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 9:52:39 AM EDT
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She wants me to run out and buy some gin and tonic, so I probably WILL be playing bartender. At least she's giving me some money to get me some beer. And, I'll be going out to the garage to fire up the grill and turn on my local rock station.
Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 9:55:16 AM EDT
[#3]
We gotta help this guy. Can somone please donate a Bee Gees CDG?
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Posted: 9/27/2001 9:55:18 AM EDT
[#4]
mmmmmmm blue crabs made by a little Filipina women I'd listen to karaoke for that.
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Posted: 9/27/2001 9:59:57 AM EDT
[#5]
Wait until she gets ABBA CDG [:D] You'll really want to put one in your head then.
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:00:31 AM EDT
[#6]
yep, you're fYcked!
at this point, just think PROFIT! 'hidden camera + drunk karaoke singers + America's Funniest = $10,000' [:)] |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:00:36 AM EDT
[#7]
Starts with T and it ends with E and...............[rolleyes]
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:01:08 AM EDT
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After you finish with garandman's idea build a stage, with a pole. Tell everyone that this is a stipping karaoke bar. Everyone who sings MUST get naked! This will result in one of 2 things.
1) Nobody will sing...you win! 2) People will sing and get naked. You win if all of her friends are hot! Then take the cover charge they paid you, and use it for tip money. If they are not very attractive...well, lets not think about that. Lets just hope the ugly one go with option #1. |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:10:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Look at the bright side. Your personal hell has just turned into more ammo money! [:D]
God Bless Texas |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:14:27 AM EDT
[#10]
MY GOD! She's got The Village People, too. Y-M-C-A. And "You've Lost That Loving Feeling."
"Shoot me now. Shoot me now. I demand that you shoot me now."- Daffy Duck "For the love of God, Montresor!" -The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe. (In fact, being bricked into a wall is now sounding pretty appealing!) "First you say it. Then you do it." - Bill Cosby Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:19:15 AM EDT
[#11]
"Whatcha doin' on your back? You should be dancin', yeah!"
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:21:13 AM EDT
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There is nothing like these little peeks into other folk's lives to tell you how good you really have it...[:P]
Edited for more... Don't you just wish we had one of those Net cams for the scene? Would pay good money for the sight! |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:26:16 AM EDT
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Well....look at it this way. At least you can understand whats being sung. My wife is Latina, from West By God Texas. I hear everything from Tejano to cumbias. I swear, it's getting to a time that if I hear one more acordian, I'm gonna kill something.
Barra(Boboso)cuda |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:30:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Oh, really? She's also got a Tagalog CDG of Filipino Love Songs.
At least I can understand Spanish (She wants me to do "La Bamba" for her) She apparently likes "From This Moment," which is a song I TRULY hate. Please, God. Make it stop.[>(] Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:33:52 AM EDT
[#15]
Remember Class, this is why you must always,
BUY AMERICAN! [;D] |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:38:17 AM EDT
[#16]
Ouch!![BD]
"Et tu, Brute'?" - Julius Caesar after getting stabbed by Brutus, as told by Wm. Shakespeare Semper Fi! Ken Little <-Who still thinks this one's a heck of a lot better than any Americanized woman he's ever gone out with! |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:39:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted: Remember Class, this is why you must always, BUY AMERICAN! [;D] [b]LMAO[/b] No Kidding... |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:41:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Ouch!![BD] Ken Little <-Who still thinks this one's a heck of a lot better than any Americanized woman he's ever gone out with! Yeah, but this is only day 1 of your "Excellent Adventure"[;D] Just pulling your tail Mr L, no live ammo in this exchange! |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:43:52 AM EDT
[#19]
Being a Flip from NY I feel your pain Brother...
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:46:12 AM EDT
[#20]
Salamat, kuyang. It's good to know there's someone who understands...
Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:48:38 AM EDT
[#21]
Do I feel a ND coming on?[thinking][shotgun]
Nuckles. |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:52:06 AM EDT
[#22]
Just pray she doesn't whip out a Michael Bolton CDG......[%|]
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:53:33 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Ouch!![BD] "Et tu, Brute'?" - Julius Caesar after getting stabbed by Brutus, as told by Wm. Shakespeare Semper Fi! Ken Little <-Who still thinks this one's a heck of a lot better than any Americanized woman he's ever gone out with! |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:05:25 AM EDT
[#24]
Problem: We're in St. Louis, not in the P.I.
Judge: "Sir, you are 6' tall and 240#, correct?" Me: "Yes, Your Honor." Judge: "And she is 5'2" tall and 100#, correct?" Me: "That is correct, Your Honor." Judge: "Bailiff, the defendant is remanded to the custody of the State, and shall forfeit all firearms in his possession due to the Lautenberg Act." 'Nuff said. Hey, I'VE GOT IT! Anybody know of any David Allen Coe CDGs?[;D] Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:17:18 AM EDT
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Sorry buddy, just another bad attempt at HUMOR!.................".....I have spent a lfetime, talkin` to the blues"....(D.A.C.).................HOWEVER....we must burn some Yanni and Zamfir for you first....................[shock]
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:18:26 AM EDT
[#26]
Replace all her CD's with good Celtic Rock Ken.[:D]
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:21:24 AM EDT
[#27]
Hmmmm... The Chieftains WOULD sound pretty good right now!
Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:30:21 AM EDT
[#28]
Are you kidding? Filipinos will sing anything. Just a few mouse clicks and she'll have all the lyrics. Imagine that with a "pilipino" accent.
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:36:38 AM EDT
[#29]
"You no haff call me dahlin, dah-lin! You nebber eben call me by name!"
Semper Fi! Ken Little |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 11:40:22 AM EDT
[#30]
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: Well, at least she won't be spending as much money going out to the Karaoke bars with her friends. Scratch that. She just got off the cell phone, and they're on the way over. ACCCCK!!! Semper Fi! (Lay my medals upon my chest, and tell them that I did my best...) Ken Little -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QuiCK!!!! Get a plank out of the garage, lay it across some cinder blocks 3 feet high, set a few kitchen chairs in front of it, start pouring drinks, and collecting a cover charge at the door. Make some $$$ off of you latest run of bad luck!!!!!!! No! No!...Give Lordtrader and Imbroglio a call! The Cavalry is coming! [<]:)] |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 1:59:58 PM EDT
[#31]
I know how it is.
We have about 30+ of english and filipino VCDs so imagine when there is a family gathering. [shock] I'm glad I can run off to my Den and hide!! [peep] |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 2:56:52 PM EDT
[#32]
Lets see, Girlfriend with hot friends who are going to get liquored up and party around while you pour their drinks? Ear plugs and a handi cam sound lika plan to me! [:D]
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Posted: 9/27/2001 3:02:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Man do I feel for ya! My wife is Philippino and her parents live next door...and yes they have one of those karaoke machines! Accck!
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Posted: 9/27/2001 3:06:52 PM EDT
[#34]
Hey for the record Shania Twain is ANTI-GUN!!!
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Posted: 9/27/2001 3:20:54 PM EDT
[#35]
You are certainly more than welcome to join Grin&Barrett and I this weekend for a caving convention an hour south of you...
We're not doing any caving ourselves, but will be camping and finding a public shooting range, and CDG's make great targets! |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 3:36:58 PM EDT
[#36]
[size=3]At least they are having a good time at YOUR house.....
....or maybe you would rather that she go to the neighborhood bar, stay out late and let you wonder what she is doing!![/size=3] Take it in good light my friend, you are lucky compared to a couple of members here who got served divorce papers. |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 3:38:15 PM EDT
[#37]
You know what...my wife is very menapasual right now and she will be having a hysterectomy next Monday. I won't be having sex for six weeks, [b] and I am still glad that I am not you!![/b]
Sorry man...I can't help you. sgtar15 |
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Posted: 9/27/2001 5:54:08 PM EDT
[#38]
And LIFE GOES ON................[argue]..........[spank]............[sex]...........[sleep]
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:05:08 PM EDT
[#39]
There is a family near me that got one of that karaoke machines and the first time they used it I thought they were holding a exorcism with all of that wailing and screeching going on.
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Posted: 9/27/2001 10:30:43 PM EDT
[#40]
I know EXACTLY how you feel. I'm a flip from CA and my parents used to have one. I was so glad that when my house was robbed, they took the karaoke machine (but was mad about everything else). I wonder what kind of robbers would steal a karaoke machine... fob's maybe. My parents currently have another karaoke machine, but unfoirtunately, I accidentally lost the manual to hook it up and I do not know how to do it [;)].
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Posted: 9/28/2001 10:43:57 PM EDT
[#41]
What the #*&%?!?!?!? You've got guns, why not just have a "cleaning accident" with one of them??!
"Gosh, honey, I'm sorry! I was just cleaning it and it went off! We don't have enough money for another karaoke machine right now, but I *promise* I'll get you one as soon as we can afford it!" |
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