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Now here's my wish-list of things the FAA could do to help, especially
in this time of war.
Arm the Captain The battle is not going to require any long shots and a
small revolver would be a good choice. It would hold off the attackers
long enough for you to disable your aircraft. If the attackers claimed
the red package they were holding was a bomb, I'd shoot out the door
glass and hope the door would be ripped out and the hijacker and his
package would be sucked out. And hey, I if I got sucked out with him,
I'd try to fly myself to the hijacker look in his face and laugh at him
all the way to the ground.
Invite the local Police to jumpseat Police are always looking for
something free. Donut shops use to be a favorite target for robbers -
until they started giving donuts to the Police. Robbers don't rob donut
shops anymore. I would suggest each Police Department send the FAA a
list of the best shots on the department and those guys and their guns
would be welcome on my airplane. Fill every vacant seat with armed
Police - give them a donut - and tell them to shoot anyone who gives
your Flight Attendant any shit.
Stop this silly no-knife rule. Make it public. Tell the public they're
welcome to bring their pocket knives onboard. Then everyone will bring
them. When you make your intercom call for help, you'll have a dozen or
more knife wielding helpers trying to make sure their new Gerber tastes
fanatics blood. There are even a few of them who'd want to keep ears as
souvenirs.
Law enforcement agencies are all aware there are copy-cat criminals and
fanatics. We have a number of loony fanatical
hate-groups here in the USA: ALF, PETA, KKK, Army of God,
Anti-abortionists, and the list goes on. It doesn't matter the size of
your airplane. Right now, as I write this, there is an anti-abortionist
escapee here in the Memphis area. He's seen what happened at the World
Trade Center. A small commuter plane would do a great job on an
abortion clinic, or on an animal research facility, or on a local
synagogue, mosque, etc., etc., etc.............
None of us is immune. Take some time and consider your actions if this
event should ever happen to you.
My prayer is none of you ever have to face this kind of decision.
Best of luck to you, and may God Bless.
John Burnett
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