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Posted: 9/25/2001 11:49:05 AM EDT
Guns and love? or Love of guns? That is the question.... While working for Wal- Mart, (dont hold that against us we are not there anymore) we decided to go to lunch. We ended up at the local indoor shooting range where "The Mr" thought he would show me a thing or two. We got the weapons of choice,safety gear, and targets and off to the range we go. It was there that it happened! The moment of moments... The two of us alone in the cool, concrete (i think) sound proofed walls. Gazeing into each others eyes and then looking down the long, narrow, empty room ..I firmly gripped "it" , aimed "it" where I wanted it ... "BLAAAMMMM" followed by the loudest Gasp, ringing in our ears and smoke drizzling off the end. He looked at me and I at him, and then "HE" knew... IT WAS TRUE LOVE!!!! He had no choice cause I smoked him in every way possible! A beautiful little cluster right where I was aiming, Head shot and , well I wont go there. WHAT WAS HE TO DO?? He was standing next to a woman with a gun and a better shot than he!!!! Little did we know that would be our first "DATE" and then to be married not too long after! ..... So, was it "Guns" or "Love"?[sex]
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 11:57:59 AM EDT
Awwwwwwwwwww.... special. [:D]
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 11:58:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 11:58:49 AM EDT
Just like Jeff Foxworthy says, "You always thought 'Guns and Roses' was something you got for your anniversary".
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 12:04:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 12:49:54 PM EDT
Yes that was a day to remember, we were firing a Berretta 92f and a Glock 19 and I will admit that my wife is a great shot. I dont know if I would say better than myself but she kicks ass. Just last month for her b-day I picked up a Glock 19 for her, she loves it.
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 12:52:41 PM EDT
Think of a burglar entering a room with TWO armed & dangerous owners like those. "hands up this is a ro.....mantic situation isn't it ?!?"
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 7:24:56 PM EDT
damn, if only they built em like that up here. the wimmin, i mean.
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 7:27:04 PM EDT
I need a woman soon, very soon. This thread got me wanting a cigarette, and I haven't smoked in years.
Link Posted: 9/25/2001 8:20:21 PM EDT
Damn, I think I'm going to [>(]. ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 9/26/2001 1:57:07 PM EDT
Sagat--- Funny you should mention that. It wasn't in the our bedroom. A dirtbag friend of my brothers was at my moms causeing trouble and when we got back to our house there was a guy in our living room. He sucked on the barrell of "The Persuader" until the cops got there. How romantic when yo honey is sighted in on an intruder and your calling out commands on what he should and should not do.[shotgun] (FYI: this is no story have police reort to prove)
Link Posted: 9/26/2001 10:25:41 PM EDT
Full trick Mossberg in the bedroom, and a .45. My wife can shoot both well enough to qualify to ANY military standard. 'nuff said.
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 7:39:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2001 7:41:17 AM EDT by gunmonkey]
[red][size=4]GROSS![/size=4][/red]I demand you remove this pseudo-porn from my website before the sensitive members of the board get offended!
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 8:46:35 AM EDT
Gunmonkey... You too will someday sharw a romantic moment. You are just still sensetive because Matt [spank]said, "NO!"
Link Posted: 9/27/2001 8:51:53 AM EDT
sniff.....sniff.....pardon me, I'm getting a little misty here..... That's so sweet.
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