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Posted: 9/20/2001 12:30:59 PM EDT
I really couldn't believe this when I first read it: [url]http://news.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010920/ts/attack_name_dc.html[/url] The journalists -- and the mullahs who countenanced this attack -- are getting a say in what phrasing is used in speeches and what the war's "operation" is going to be named?!??! Who CARES what it's called! U.S. armed forces are going to be shooting people, blowing people up, and so on, and they're worried that the NAME might be offensive?!?? I hereby propose that the operation's name be changed to Operation Fluffy Bunnies. Everyone loves fluffy bunnies, after all (except Albert, of course) -- they offend no one (except Albert). Then the journalists and clerics can go screw themselves and let Bush and his military advisors plan what to do, where to bomb, and whom to shoot.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:41:04 PM EDT
Bunnies are extrememly offensive to me. How about "Operation Dingy Towel"?
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:42:51 PM EDT
Operation Angry Poodle Deceptive, because who'd be afraid of an angry poodle?
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:43:38 PM EDT
soiled laundry offends me. how about "Operation Rainbow-Loving Self Esteem Builders"?
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:44:57 PM EDT
Operation Lesbian Seagull
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:44:59 PM EDT
I find towels exceptionally offensive. The fact that they are dingy simply exacerbates it. I like "Operation I Know You Are But What Am I?"
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:47:31 PM EDT
Operation Camel Crisp
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:47:46 PM EDT
Or we could make it an enticing name so they'll come out from hiding to take a look. Operation Easy Thai Hookers or Operation Cheap Ruskie Whores
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:48:37 PM EDT
How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:49:04 PM EDT
No, you can't use Operation Fluffy Bunny, because that is too similar to "Fuzzy Bunny," which is what FedGov changed their Carnivore program to. After all, it was just the name that people found offensive, not the fact that it would rip all their e-mails and track what URLs they hit.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:50:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2001 12:50:27 PM EDT by Jarhead_22]
Originally Posted By uglygun: How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?
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No, that's Hinduism, in India. But pigs are unclean animals, so let's bomb them with pigs. Then we'll bury their corpses wrapped in the pigskin that killed them, with their asses facing Mecca. Or is that mean, unnecessary and unfeeling of me?
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:50:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By uglygun: How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?
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That's the Indians. Not the teepee one but the 7-11 ones.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:51:11 PM EDT
"Operation Bend Osam over and stick a nuke up his ass"
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:52:37 PM EDT
Operation E=Mc2 Operation KABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Operation Time to Die You Piece of Shits!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:55:07 PM EDT
OPERATION SAND FLEA EXTERMINATION?? idaho-ar15
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 12:57:48 PM EDT
Hindus consider cattle sacred, which only make up part of India's population.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 1:03:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2001 1:04:12 PM EDT by Azaria]
[size=3]Operation Wouldn't You Like to Know[/size=3] Azaria
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 1:10:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By uglygun: How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?
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You're thinking of Hindus and Sikhs. Now I'm all for "Operation Pigs Fly." [:)] God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 1:11:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 5:44:04 PM EDT
This is offensive to them... [b]Operation Eating Pork with Left Hand[/b] BISHOP
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 5:48:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2001 5:49:06 PM EDT by FMJunkie]
Operation Your 70 Virgins Are At A Pig Roast On The USS Roosevelt Edited to point out the subtitle: With 3000 MEU Infantrymen who've been floating around your damn part of the ocean for 6 months!
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 5:58:05 PM EDT
I realize that this might be considered unnecessarily cruel, and could well prompt the Islamic nations to request that we nuke them, but how about "[b]Hildebeast and Chuckie go to Afghanistan[/b]."
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 6:01:29 PM EDT
Operation Comfy Chair.
Link Posted: 9/20/2001 6:32:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BISHOP: This is offensive to them... [b]Operation Eating Pork with Left Hand[/b]
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Not exactly. By eating with one's left hand, and by eating an "unclean" animal, all that is being done is confirming one's ignorance and lack of personal hygiene as an infidel. [:p]
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