what the hell is an enema?

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Posted: 9/19/2001 5:37:37 PM EDT

no f*cking smileys, no, beating around the bush, just tell me. please. there you've had you fun, you've accomplished your goal, i'm all worked up....

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:40:02 PM EDT

[#1]

It is putting water up your butt and into your colon. Usually done to relieve constipation.

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:41:06 PM EDT

[#2]

that is disgusting.

but thanks for answering.

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:41:53 PM EDT

[#3]

Sheesh, PLEASE delete this thread!

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Posted: 9/19/2001 5:42:32 PM EDT

[#4]

hope and pray you never need one! bwaahaahaa!

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:43:08 PM EDT

[#5]

All your enema are belong to us!

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:44:40 PM EDT

[#6]

Afghanistans gonna get one.

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:51:50 PM EDT

[#7]

*smells around*
*looks around*
*listens*

Yep, it smells like one, looks like one, and sounds like one.

I guess it is.

Posted: 9/19/2001 5:54:59 PM EDT

[#8]

Not nearly as bad as a properly administered Colonic Volcano!

Posted: 9/19/2001 7:03:35 PM EDT

[#9]

There are plenty of pics on the net if that is what you are into. You will see way more than you want.

Posted: 9/19/2001 7:05:58 PM EDT

[#10]

GOSH! Thought it was a grammer thing, feminine: Enema , masculine: Enemy
As in: "My last girlfriend has turned out to be my worst enema!", or in the masculine: "Usama Bin Ladin is without a doubt, the free world's worst enemy!"
I guess in a way, this does relate to a**holes.

Posted: 9/19/2001 7:22:09 PM EDT

[#11]

Well now, there you go - come to AR15.com and find the answers to all of your questions!

Posted: 9/19/2001 8:07:04 PM EDT

[#12]

fu@king canadians........

Posted: 9/19/2001 8:23:12 PM EDT

[#13]

OK GUYS quit joking....

An enema is how you brainwash a Democrat.

Posted: 9/19/2001 8:25:24 PM EDT

[#14]

Bwahahahaaaaa!

You tool.

Posted: 9/19/2001 8:38:12 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
no f*cking smileys, no, beating around the bush, just tell me. please. there you've had you fun, you've accomplished your goal, i'm all worked up....

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OH MAN!!...this is just funny....sorry OffRoad!
an enema is also used to deliver medication or contrast for CT's or X-rays.

I shouldn't be laughing....again..sorry!

medcop
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Posted: 9/19/2001 9:36:42 PM EDT

[#16]

Offroad, Me thinks you have just become your own worst enema. -sorry couldn't resist

BTW Marilyn Monroe is thought to have died from a medicated enema. Who ordered it? Now that's another story.

Posted: 9/19/2001 11:03:24 PM EDT

[#17]

just eat LOTS of fiber [:D]

Posted: 9/20/2001 2:47:00 AM EDT

[#18]

Hey, look. If you need one, you need one. It's a medical thing. Consider it to be like taking an aspirin or antibiotics.

Posted: 9/20/2001 3:20:25 AM EDT

[#19]

hey lay off us canadians. we'er as good (or maybe better) than you. have you guys seen the rick mercer special? "talking to americans" fi you have, i rest my case.

OffRoad

Posted: 9/20/2001 3:25:01 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
no f*cking smileys, no, beating around the bush, just tell me. please. there you've had you fun, you've accomplished your goal, i'm all worked up....

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#1- Would have been a good time to crack a dictionary, [b]butt[/b] you didn't know. :-)

#2- [i]i'm all worked up...[/i] Considering the context of the question/thread, a bad choice of words. [b]Butt[/b] once again, you didn't know.[:D]

Posted: 9/20/2001 4:20:55 AM EDT

[#21]

This begs the question: are you asking for business or pleasure? Begin this way:[moon]

Posted: 9/20/2001 4:26:37 AM EDT

[#22]

I'm waiting for him to ask what an orgasm is.

Posted: 9/20/2001 4:35:40 AM EDT

[#23]

i know that. hehe.

Posted: 9/20/2001 6:06:29 AM EDT

[#24]

I'm sure you do. But I meant with another person.

Posted: 9/20/2001 6:32:32 AM EDT

[#25]

Ummmmm, to get to the BOTTOM of this once and for all, try this link: [moon]

[url]www.sexuality.org/l/fetish/yfenema.html[/url]

Posted: 9/20/2001 6:45:47 AM EDT

[#26]

Some squirt an alcoholic beverage "in there" and get just as drunk as if if was taken orally, what'll you have? I understand you can still pass the breathalyzer test but not the blood test. No, never tried it that way. I cant see people lined up at a bar...bent over.

Posted: 9/20/2001 7:29:18 AM EDT

[#27]

I wouldn't want to. [:X*]

Posted: 9/20/2001 7:38:24 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Some squirt an alcoholic beverage "in there" and get just as drunk as if if was taken orally, what'll you have? I understand you can still pass the breathalyzer test but not the blood test. No, never tried it that way. I cant see people lined up at a bar...bent over.

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WHOA. WHOA Were in the hell did you get this info at?

Posted: 9/20/2001 7:49:44 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

WHOA. WHOA Were in the hell did you get this info at?

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In Lakewood Ohio...I guess they were trying to get the gerbils drunk and it was discovered. No fist...errr first hand knowledge myself.

Posted: 9/20/2001 8:11:57 AM EDT

[#30]

Thank that is bad, try having a colonostopy done. Fu*k that is no fun.

Posted: 9/20/2001 8:30:22 AM EDT

[#31]

It is true that one can and does become intoxicated by absorbing alcoloholic beverages in their rectum. However, their blood alcohol content will still appear on a breathalyzer. The breath alyzer does not registered the amount of alcohol on the breath itself, but rather amount of alcohol in the blood stream. The body processes the alcohol and as a result it will appear in the blood regardless of how it is introduced into the system. It would, one would think, take something away from the whole "let's get frunk process" though to pour good booze up the intended drunkees ass.
I got my information by being licensed on the breathalyzer and being a licensed instructor to teach others the proper use of it. I am not licensed on the more modern Alcoanilizer.

Just for shucks and grins for those that do not know the old style breathalyzers were built by Smith & Wesson and were referred to as the Smith & Wesson 900 and later, when the improved version came along, the Smith & Wesson 900A. No serious S&W collection is complete without at least one breathalyzer built by Smith in it.[;)]

Posted: 9/20/2001 8:31:37 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Some squirt an alcoholic beverage "in there" and get just as drunk as if if was taken orally, what'll you have? I understand you can still pass the breathalyzer test but not the blood test. No, never tried it that way. I cant see people lined up at a bar...bent over.

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WHOA. WHOA Were in the hell did you get this info at?

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maybe hes been hanging around on some fetish board

Posted: 9/20/2001 9:37:10 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Offroad, Me thinks you have just become your own worst enema. -sorry couldn't resist

BTW Marilyn Monroe is thought to have died from a medicated enema. Who ordered it? Now that's another story.

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Actually the story is she was given an overdose via enema. This way no telltale needle marks. Supposedly an old CIA method.

Posted: 9/20/2001 9:43:26 AM EDT

[#34]

jesus, what a dumb question. if you can spell it right, use www.dictionary.com and spare us the warm, soapy water enema fetish sharing. LMGDAO! HAHAHA!

:D

Posted: 9/20/2001 9:58:38 AM EDT

[#35]

I could not resist. The temptation was just too great. So...

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Posted: 9/20/2001 10:05:33 AM EDT

[#36]

Or as we often say about our Canadian neighbors, "with freinds like you , who needs an enema."

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