Lets take a vote.

Posted: 9/18/2001 11:50:44 AM EDT

When we catch bin Laden should he be
1.) Boiled alive in 500 gallons of bacon grease.
2.) Force fed raw pork until he chokes to death.
3.) Have his heart cut out and shoved up a pigs ass.

Other suggestions?

Posted: 9/18/2001 11:55:06 AM EDT

[#1]

Number 2 gets my vote.

Posted: 9/18/2001 11:56:47 AM EDT

[#2]

I vote #1 while doing #2, then just before he dies #3

Posted: 9/18/2001 11:57:52 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I vote #1 while doing #2, then just before he dies #3

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That gets my vote!

Posted: 9/18/2001 11:58:02 AM EDT

[#4]

Taken by helo to a height equivalent to the WTC. Splash him with JP5. Place glass rod into his urethra. Break rod with hammer. Take one (1) Thermite grenade, place it in his trousers. Pull pin, allow spoon to separate. Drop from helo into water. JP5 will be extinguished, but he'll drown to death having his crushed body being burnt by molten iron and magnesium which will continue to burn under water.

Then he will meet Allah, and he'll wish that he had never existed. Allah, Jehovah, or Yahweh, the Father will not be pleased.

Semper Fi!

Ken Little

Posted: 9/18/2001 11:58:46 AM EDT

[#5]

Show him compassion and kindness and let him go. Maybe he'll turn out to be nice guy if he's just shown a little love.

Posted: 9/18/2001 12:18:45 PM EDT

[#6]

I say strap the bastard in to an old POS 727 topped off with jet fuel & then remote pilot the plane into the Mojave desert!!

That would be beautiful!!

Posted: 9/18/2001 12:31:55 PM EDT

[#7]

I say let's capture him and torture him in the most gruesome,heinous ways imaginable!
Cut off a portion of a finger or toe everyday.
Ice pick in the ear.
Cigarette in the eye.
Broken bones then allowed to heal before breaking again.
Let him suffer and suffer.
Then when there isn't much left to torture KILL him by beating his head in with a ball peen hammer.

Posted: 9/18/2001 12:42:40 PM EDT

[#8]

Alot of great ideas.

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:03:45 PM EDT

[#9]

OK, OK............we cut him up one joint at a time, one finger joint or one toe joint until we run out of fingers and toes, next the hands and feet (one at a time) at the ankle or wrist joint, then at the knees and elbows. This is one joint at a time with oh, say about three days between joints. Blood loss is treated, with transfusions if necessary (we don't want him to leave us too soon) and shock and infection are also treated. NO treatment for pain of course. Nothing left but head and torso......then we lay him face up and bury him in pig shit with the exception of his head for the last three days. We finish with pig dung dumped on his head. The end.

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:09:02 PM EDT

[#10]

#3 sounds good to me.

May I offer this alternative:

Imprisoned and forced to be Rose O'Donnells sex slave. A life time of eating pork!

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:16:06 PM EDT

[#11]

#2 is great... I wonder if we could just force feed him pig shit instead?

Tyler

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:16:39 PM EDT

[#12]

i say we give him to rosie and oprah as a love slave.

mike

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:20:39 PM EDT

[#13]

i say we give him to rosie and oprah as a love slave.

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Now thats punishment derived from a sick mind!

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:39:51 PM EDT

[#14]

Force him to watch Rosie reruns until he goes mad. Then just before he is about to executed
force feed him pork chops. Just as he is being executed tell him 71 Rosie Virgins is his reward in Heaven, then watch the flash backs. Uh, Rosie is a virgin isn't she? Gotta be. Don't matter. I am becoming ill just thinking about it.

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:51:32 PM EDT

[#15]

Now thats the spirit, keep them coming.

Posted: 9/18/2001 1:54:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Janet Reno lap dance?

[puke]

uhhh....

I'm making myself sick.

Posted: 9/18/2001 2:02:18 PM EDT

[#17]

#3 all the way.

Posted: 9/18/2001 2:07:50 PM EDT

[#18]

Hey! Hou about this! Lock him in a cell with a naked, sweaty and shaking Janet Reno! For that matter, send her to Afganistan! That is worse than a nuke! Go one better? Add Sally Jesse Raphael, Rosie O'Donnel, & Hillery Clinton to the mix. All naked! now that's enuff to birng anybody or thing to thier knees!
[peep] [stick]

Posted: 9/18/2001 2:13:05 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
OK, OK............we cut him up one joint at a time, one finger joint or one toe joint until we run out of fingers and toes, next the hands and feet (one at a time) at the ankle or wrist joint, then at the knees and elbows. This is one joint at a time with oh, say about three days between joints. Blood loss is treated, with transfusions if necessary (we don't want him to leave us too soon) and shock and infection are also treated. NO treatment for pain of course. Nothing left but head and torso......then we lay him face up and bury him in pig shit with the exception of his head for the last three days. We finish with pig dung dumped on his head. The end.

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I vote for this, with three major qualifications:

1) Every bone in his hands, feet, arms and legs must be broken first, preferably in several places, and set to heal in such a manner so that, should he escape, it will be very difficult for him to accomplish even the most basic of tasks;
2) The actual cutting must be done with a blowtorch instead of a sharp instument;
3) Instead of pig feces, we should wrap him in pig skin, guarenteeing thus that he will never enter paradise. He should be buried alive in a nuclear waste storage facility.

It might also help to inject him with drugs that make him very sensitive to pain, e.g., endorphin blockers, and to keep him on these for as long as possible. Piping him full of LSD might help too, as long as the dose is sufficent to cause permanent cognative damage (that is, turn him in to a drooling idiot).

For just that added touch, we might want to addict him to cocaine before the torture sessions, and then force him to go through withdrawl as he is dutifully punished.As for his followers? They should be cut up and fed to pigs. A lesser punishment, granted, but one still sufficient to scare his cult into re-considering their options.

Posted: 9/18/2001 2:14:18 PM EDT

[#20]

my vote is #1

and how come they all involve a pig in some way?
[X]

Posted: 9/18/2001 3:58:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Allah frowns on those who eat swine.

Posted: 9/18/2001 4:03:58 PM EDT

[#22]

CC48510 you got me there. For those of you suggesting the Rosie and Reno tactics, y'all are just plain mean. The Geneva Convention is explicit in these matters. I do have a few more to add to my list.
4.) Put a catus on a jackhammer and put it where the sun don't shine. (This might make him squeal like a pig.)
5.) Make him suck Hillary's dick.
6.) Make him lick the ball sweat off of Chuck Schumers' ball sack.
Other suggestions?

Posted: 9/18/2001 4:10:01 PM EDT

[#23]

... Process of elimination.

[size=2]The poor PIG didn't have anything to do with this. I don't think we should shove anything up her ASS![/size=2]

Posted: 9/18/2001 4:11:10 PM EDT

[#24]

hmmmm.....

I thought only arabs where capable of planning such evil schemes?

I wonder what ol' bin laden is thinkin right now? [xx(]

Posted: 9/18/2001 4:28:31 PM EDT

[#25]

Behead the son of a b**ch, defile his body with the pig blood, in a place his followers can recover it. present the head on a platter to GW!

Posted: 9/18/2001 5:31:17 PM EDT

[#26]

Cut off his arms and legs, poke out his eyes and ear drums, remove his voice box, teeth and tongue, get him addicted to heroin, and feed him intravenously for the rest of his life.....

You might be asking right now "why the heroin?" So we came stop him cold turkey, let him go through withdrawal, and repeat the process over again.....

Posted: 9/18/2001 5:42:24 PM EDT

[#27]

Ok but FIRST we gotta find him. To aid that quest, I offer this suggestion:

Congress just authorized 20+ [u]Billion[/u] dollars for military action and cleanup of the mess made by this tyrant. Let’s take, oh say, one measly [u]BILLION[/u] U.S. greenbacks and offer it as a BOUNTY for his sorry a**. That would buy a LOT of camels. I’ll bet he shows up in the back of a Ford pickup “[b]hog[/b]” tied!

Just an idea…

Posted: 9/18/2001 5:51:02 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
I say strap the bastard in to an old POS 727 topped off with jet fuel & then remote pilot the plane into the Mojave desert!!

That would be beautiful!!

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[size=4]PULL![/size=4]
What can I say, I'm a trap shooter!

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