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Posted: 9/13/2001 7:47:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2001 7:47:27 PM EDT by lordtrader]
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Link Posted: 9/13/2001 7:53:36 PM EDT
Ah damnit. This figures. As soon as I'm about to go off to war, they come out with a big-dick-pill. Someone take this shit and tell me if it works when I get back to "the world."
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 7:55:54 PM EDT
With a "No Grow-No Pay" Guarantee, I will be giving it a shot. I just hope it doesn't have a reverse effect on me.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 7:58:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Death_By_AR15: Ah damnit. This figures. As soon as I'm about to go off to war, they come out with a big-dick-pill. Someone take this shit and tell me if it works when I get back to "the world."
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We'll call it the "Jodie pill"
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:00:44 PM EDT
Directions: Take one pill after dinner Slam penis in door jamb Lean backwards for 30 min.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:01:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gardenWeasel: Directions: Take one pill after dinner Slam penis in door jamb Lean backwards for 30 min.
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lmao!
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:03:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2001 11:01:10 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
Side effects may include pain, nausea, and in some cases temporary sexual dysfunction.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:05:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:18:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By gardenWeasel: Directions: Take one pill after dinner Slam penis in door jamb Lean backwards for 30 min.
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Although its very funny invisioning someone actually doing this(namely me), and having someone unsuspecting coming in to witness this, I can't help but think of the excruciating pain this would cause. Not to mention the embarrasment. You're a sick, sick, man. Coming from a sick individual such as myself, that is truly sick. No thanks I stick to the pills.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:19:02 PM EDT
A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know!
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:23:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USNJoe: A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know!
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Well you can always stick a hand in there as well to get a tighter grip...... I'm sick I tell ya, sick!!!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:25:06 PM EDT
Hand? Dude, if it even looks like a hand will fit I am turning tail and running!
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:28:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USNJoe: A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know!
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No need for that! Shove a ham up there and pull the bone out.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 8:31:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 9:07:48 PM EDT
I will be putting in an order next week when I get my check. I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!!! If you guy want I will write a review.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 9:11:12 PM EDT
Hey Goatboy, Lordtrader wants his own forum: Penis pumps, implants and pills! Hahahaha!
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 9:13:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2001 9:12:47 PM EDT by lordtrader]
I've already got that forum. Seriously...... On 2 different boards even.
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 9:15:58 PM EDT
SO thats what the "Members Only" forums are? Maybe it is worth the money to Join the site and get on as a member.. Or would you be "Getting off" ? -Jared
Link Posted: 9/13/2001 9:23:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: The average penis size is just 6 inches... That's the average size 90% of men possess...
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Jeez, you have to go and ruin my day for me!
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:01:14 PM EDT
How do you think I feel. I'm below average. That explains my fascination with assualt rifles and fast cars.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:19:13 PM EDT
Hmmm, Lets see here. 26% of two inches is a half inch. 26% of two and a half inches is... how long can you take this stuff?
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:24:00 PM EDT
err....what if the drug goes to the wrong spot and you become a big asshole? [:D]
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:26:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:28:09 PM EDT
Hey lordtrader keep us poted. If this stuff really works I'm in for the LEGP!!!!!! [smash] Nuckles.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:32:02 PM EDT
Guess all of you guys will have to take my word wether or not this drug works. I doubt you guys would want to see pics of the progress of Mr Happy [:D]
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 12:49:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: Guess all of you guys will have to take my word wether or not this drug works. I doubt you guys would want to see pics of the progress of Mr Happy [:D]
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We will definately take your word on it, no need for pics.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 2:06:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USNjoe: Hey Goatboy, Lordtrader wants his own forum: Penis pumps, implants and pills! Hahahaha!
LOL. Now thats funny!
Link Posted: 9/16/2001 7:32:04 PM EDT
I definitely need my own playground here. [;)]
Link Posted: 9/16/2001 8:28:10 PM EDT
Good luck, let us know how your progress is going! [img]www.jcind.com/images/z_yellowtape.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 9/16/2001 9:10:29 PM EDT
Hey this is what i need! my wife says the neighbor and the milkman are larger than me[shock].But only 3" at the most i'd better hide in the closet tomorrow instead of going to work[peep]To see if investing in this product is worth it to me.
Link Posted: 9/16/2001 10:31:32 PM EDT
"We" always check the closet first Ridge Runner[:D][;)]
Link Posted: 9/17/2001 4:22:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M4: Good luck, let us know how your progress is going! [img]www.jcind.com/images/z_yellowtape.gif[/img]
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I was thinking maybe I get a yard stick for measurement purposes.
Link Posted: 9/17/2001 7:48:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: I was thinking maybe I get a yard stick for measurement purposes.
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If it works that good, I'll definately have to try it out[:D]
Link Posted: 9/17/2001 7:57:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M4: Good luck, let us know how your progress is going! [img]www.jcind.com/images/z_yellowtape.gif[/img]
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Now the area code for Olympia, Wa is not 823.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 6:43:18 PM EDT
Well I ordered these puppies today and should be getting em in a couple of weeks. More update to come.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 6:45:02 PM EDT
Ya finally get a job, and what's the first thing you order? Penis pills, jeez! [;)]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 6:52:17 PM EDT
I have heard the "average" length was about an inch shorter than they are advertising. Two things come to mind: 1) unless they measured on the spot, some guys may have fluffed their answer and 2) it makes since the company would want to kinda' increase the average to make guys feel knda' inadequate. Oh well, good luck. You might make it to the elite 10% club!
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 6:57:04 PM EDT
USNJoe...an alum douche will tighten her up for ya'. Arock
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 7:03:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 700PSS: Ya finally get a job, and what's the first thing you order? Penis pills, jeez! [;)]
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Its very important to have priorities in life [:D]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 7:06:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ARben: I have heard the "average" length was about an inch shorter than they are advertising.
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5"! Are you serious? Where can I find this statistic? Talk about a confidence booster! [sex]
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 7:14:23 PM EDT
I heard it on the radio several times (ever listen to "love line"?) and read it somewhere too.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 7:36:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 7:39:30 PM EDT
I'm only 3" so I have some catching up to do just to be average. In either calculations.
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 7:42:15 PM EDT
Good thinking Troy!
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 9:36:02 PM EDT
Heres a little secret LT... Try to find out if the woman you want knows how to measure. For instance, make up some fishing story about how you caught a 6" fish. Tell her it was "this" (spreading your hands about 4 inches apart) big. Ask her if that seems about right. If she goes for it, you are average. If she makes it waaaaaay bigger, she is a slut and you probably won't feel anything. So far, it worked for me. Hehehe
Link Posted: 10/11/2001 9:47:32 PM EDT
Well, now that my wife had a hysterectomy she might be willing to see me make it to 10" with those pills, after all, nothings blocking me now[;)]. The true key to a long penis is this: After you pee, wring it out instead of just shoking it off.[:D] Sgtar15 This is my rifle this my gun, one is semi-auto and one is full-auto. [img]http://www.redstorm.com/images/m16_inv.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 6:01:00 PM EDT
OK folks, got pills in the mail today. Took f'ing 10wks to get em. Popping the first pill after dinner. Will give you guys update in a few weeks.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 6:05:49 PM EDT
LT, Hold off on the pills, Howard Stern is having a contest for unendowed men who want to date a Perfect 10 model. Maybe you should check it out.
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 6:28:36 PM EDT
Some woman have to have breast-reduction to be really attractive. I'm just one of those unlucky guys that just can't wear Bermuda shorts in public. It's unbelievably embarrassing to have little kids laughing at Mr Happy sticking out the leg of your shorts. Maybe there'll be a "reduction pill" that comes from this research. [:I]
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 6:37:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lordtrader: I doubt you guys would want to see pics of the progress of Mr Happy [:D]
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Yeah, I should say that's a good idea. Pics will not be neccesary
Link Posted: 12/15/2001 7:18:09 PM EDT
Hey LT, Are you going to try to win the Lamborghini Diablo? [url]http://www.longitudecapsules.com/windiablo.htm[/url] If you are, you better start taking those pictures! I would recommend that you take photos with a ruler (verification wise).
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