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Posted: 12/15/2001 7:21:26 PM EDT
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Ok let me get this right. You take a pill and your dick grows, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. What if you just walk around with a permanent erection. You know a pill that makes you hard for the rest of your life.
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Posted: 12/15/2001 7:28:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I have heard the "average" length was about an inch shorter than they are advertising. 5"! Are you serious? Where can I find this statistic? Talk about a confidence booster! [sex] Masters and Johnson |
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Posted: 12/15/2001 7:57:31 PM EDT
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I had beer foam coming out of my nostrils these past few minutes reading this entire thread...I don't think I've laughed this [b]HARD[/b] since I don't know when.
Serious or not...And knowing LT...It's probably serious...Here's to this thread [beer] Now excuse me while I wipe this foam off my upper lip...No,really the foam is from the [b]BEER[/b] [:I] |
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Posted: 12/15/2001 8:09:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey LT, Are you going to try to win the Lamborghini Diablo? [url]http://www.longitudecapsules.com/windiablo.htm[/url] If you are, you better start taking those pictures! I would recommend that you take photos with a ruler (verification wise). Holy SHITzu batman!!! I'm gonna have to break out the Hustler and measure myself and take a digital pic pronto. I'll be right back. |
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Posted: 12/15/2001 8:14:01 PM EDT
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lordtrader--if i was you i'd be afraid of those pills screwing up the "machine" if you will. What happens if you get a stiffy, and it never goes away? could be painful walking around doing the "waistband tuck' all the time..
let us know what happens. Go Go Go [50] |
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Posted: 12/16/2001 6:14:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Holy SHITzu batman!!! I'm gonna have to break out the Hustler and measure myself and take a digital pic pronto. I'll be right back. September 30, 2002. That gives you a little over 9 months to do the "lordtrader lean". [:X*] |
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Posted: 12/16/2001 8:32:35 AM EDT
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My wife is a RN at the loal Hosp. They was this old man that had a inplate of some kind that make his picker hard all the time...It was funny to here her tell it..Anyways he died a day or two later ,she said as they hauled him away he had a boner...she can tell it better than i can...Also nurses do talk..If you go to the doc. and you have a small picker they (RN's) all talk and LOL about you and get a look if they can, so they can poke fun...and the same goes if you have the big daddy,they all got to see and talk about that too...
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Posted: 12/16/2001 8:38:45 AM EDT
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All the real work is done with the [:P]
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Posted: 12/16/2001 8:42:36 AM EDT
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Don't spend your money! The product doesn't work, after 3 months I am still only 12 inches.
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Posted: 12/16/2001 12:44:01 PM EDT
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lordtrader i suggest you post the "pic" in the ladies forum and let the pro's evaluate the results.
sort of a trial by fire kinda thing |
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Posted: 12/16/2001 6:45:13 PM EDT
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Between Viagra and this I still haven't seen what you need LT.
It's a pill that you take and women find you honifying. |
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Posted: 12/16/2001 6:58:12 PM EDT
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is it just me or is there a certain irony about a nic like halfcocked responding in this thread [:D]
mike |
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Posted: 12/16/2001 7:36:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Ah damnit. This figures. As soon as I'm about to go off to war, they come out with a big-dick-pill. Someone take this shit and tell me if it works when I get back to "the world." Take this from one that has 'been there and done that'. If you come back from a war with your 'package' intact. Your dick will be plenty big....trust me ;{> Gib No need to worry about that now. Looks like I might miss the fun. [:\] |
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Posted: 12/17/2001 10:12:10 AM EDT
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hey lordtrader if it dosen't work there other alternatives, you ever heard of bolitas or bulitas? or even pilik-mata ng kambing.hehehe
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Posted: 12/17/2001 10:32:21 AM EDT
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Maybe I should try it. Mine's longer than average, but not much bigger around than a beer can.
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Posted: 12/17/2001 11:21:21 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I have heard the "average" length was about an inch shorter than they are advertising. 5"! Are you serious? Where can I find this statistic? Talk about a confidence booster! [sex] [url]http://www.lifestyles.com/news/031901.shtml[/url] |
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Posted: 12/17/2001 1:32:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: is it just me or is there a certain irony about a nic like halfcocked responding in this thread [:D] mike OUCH. That's why the wife can't ever buy curtains the right length. She thinks this is 6 inches. [------------------] |
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Posted: 12/17/2001 6:29:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: A pill to decrease the size of a womans....errr...well you know! Another good reason to go for them 4'10" 85 lb. ladies.... say no more... [rolleyes] |
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Posted: 12/17/2001 6:33:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: I will be putting in an order next week when I get my check. I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!!! If you guy want I will write a review. You better get a billion pills for your litte pee pee. |
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Posted: 12/17/2001 6:37:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: pilik-mata ng kambing.hehehe Goats eyelash....never heard of that one. |
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Posted: 12/20/2001 5:29:01 AM EDT
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YUP a goats eyelash, actully I've only seen it once a long time ago...Its the actual whole eyelid and you put it behind your penis head so its secure. Shiet with that on it don't matter what size you are...So I heard
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Posted: 12/20/2001 6:01:39 AM EDT
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My penis is only 3 inches. HEY! Dont laugh! Some girls like it that wide!
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Posted: 12/20/2001 8:55:48 AM EDT
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As incredibly fun as it is to discuss other guys dicks, maybe we could cut right to the chase and find out if L.T.'s wonder pills have had any results.
Or, if you guys want(me excluded) this thread can be further lenghtened with all sorts of warm and fuzzy dick stories. Hey, to each their own. |
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Posted: 12/20/2001 10:32:35 AM EDT
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Most females I've spoken with about the subject of size are agreed that there's a minimum length, but girth makes the real difference. Other than that, it's technique. So start studying up boys.
Remember, something like 90% of the nerve endings of the vagina are withing 3" of the opening. So you 3" guys out there should have nothing to worry about. [:)] Heh, suprised Troy didn't have his favorite to add.... "If females only wanted guys with foot longs, we'd all have them by now." |
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Posted: 12/20/2001 10:42:25 AM EDT
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How's it hangin' lt?
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Posted: 12/20/2001 10:50:55 AM EDT
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I think I'm gonna need the extra strength pills.
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Posted: 12/20/2001 6:05:14 PM EDT
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Why not just put the burden on your woman? When she says "deeper, deeper, deeper", reply with "tighter, tighter, tighter".
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Posted: 12/20/2001 6:32:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: How's it hangin' lt? Measuring day is Sat. that will be exactly a week, but I gotta tell ya, I don't think its working. |
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Posted: 12/20/2001 7:20:54 PM EDT
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Oh man!
Good grief, I gotta read this board more often! I SHOOK YOUR HAND when you showed up at my place for the DFW swamp shoot!. Ewww! You are washing your hands after measuring, right? TheRedGoat/Baphomet |
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Posted: 12/21/2001 11:18:24 AM EDT
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Lordtrader (you poor "wee" SOB), have you, ahem, actually calculated what a 26% increase of your wee lil' pee would equate to?
No? I thought not. I think the "slamming door and hang" method might yield you "bigger," results. If only temporily. Good luck! |
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Posted: 12/21/2001 11:30:29 AM EDT
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More money has been spent in the last decade on Viagra and breast implants than on Alzheimers reasearch. Pretty soon, we'll have a whole generation of people with long dicks and big breasts who can't remember what to do with them![:D]
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