Speculation is abound as to who is the root of all evil. The usual suspects
turn up, as one might imagine. The news media is going through extraordinary
steps of political correctness to not suggest any one of them is more or
less likely to be the mastermind behind it, so as not to offend anyone.

Fuck that. We all know who is behind it. That tall, skinny, limping fuckhead
Osama bin Laden. I know it, you know it, we all know it so let's cut to the
fucking chase.

Some people say this is a time for restraint. I again reiterate my words of
wisdom of, Fuck that. This is NOT a time for restraint. Restraint was
yesterday. Today is a time for action. A time for downright coldhearted
asskicking revenge. A time for retaliation justified ten thousand times. A
time for stealth bombers and tomahawk missiles. A time for napalm. This is
not a time for politicians to use words like 'dispicable' or 'cowardly'. I
want them to use words like, "Yeah we found out who it was, and we kicked
their fucking ass. We bombed them, we watched their families burn to death,
watched their houses burn to the ground, and then I went and pissed on their
ashes." I do not want my government to give a measured calculated response.

Fuck that. I want them to react in a furious rage blinded by the visions of
burned bodies on the streets of an American city and bomb any fucking person
or persons or foreign government that ever did, does, or we suspect every
will coordinate a terrorist attack again my beloved United States of
America. Ladies and gentlemen, let us launch a handful of nukes and teach
these Middle Eastern fucks what it's really like to experience hell on
earth.

And to you Osama bin Laden, I tell you this...

       I may be stunned, I may be angry, I may be shocked, but I am NOT
terrified. No, I drove home from my job today, which closed early, and I
drove through McDonalds and got a super sized Big Mac extra value meal.
Business as usual. I continued on home, parked my car, and turned on my big
fucking 65" television with which to watch the news. I am proud to say I am
from Massachusetts and my Governor had the courage and wisdom to keep our
voting polls open.
       Americans may grieve today, but we will excercise our right to vote
and continue on our lives. And one day, one day very soon, either I or
another of my countrymen will slip the blade of a knife into your belly and
twist it. We will watch as the energies of life slowly drain from your body.
And then just before you die, I will place my mouth over yours, I will suck
out your last breath and I will eat it.


Gotta go, have to give blood. God bless America.

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I don't know about that eating your last breath stuff. Kinda weird.