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Posted: 9/10/2001 10:59:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:05:26 PM EDT
[#1]
I masticate quite a few times every day.
In fact, I'm masticating right now.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:06:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Several times a day.  Sometimes while I'm on AR15.com.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:13:41 PM EDT
[#3]
I used to when I was younger... ok I still do!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:20:22 PM EDT
[#4]
This evening I watched my wife masticate with a banana!

I did it with a piece of chicken!
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:30:29 PM EDT
[#5]
I have done it in Church, many times.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:32:46 PM EDT
[#6]
Every day since early, childhood, except right after major dental work.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:33:56 PM EDT
[#7]
I do it to gum all the time......
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:34:28 PM EDT
[#8]
....but I don't swallow
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:38:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Well.....What do you think?
[img]http://www.thebollocks.com/images/squirrely.gif[/img]
Cheers Tossers,
RG.nl
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 12:22:41 AM EDT
[#10]
But only once a day. I'm on a diet
KenS
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 4:05:09 AM EDT
[#11]
To paraphrase a line from Dennis Miller -

[size=4][b]'If [i]mastication[/i] was a crime, I'd be on Death Row!'[/b][/size=4]

Eric The(Slightly,EverSoSlightlyOverweight)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 4:06:10 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Several times a day.  Sometimes while I'm on AR15.com.
View Quote



I used to when I was on the computer, But the keyboard can get real messy if you're not careful.  [:D]

KIWI
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 4:11:23 AM EDT
[#13]
I try to several times a  day.  It's a habit that I can't quit, I have tried but I'm much to weak.  I began to fast everynight at bedtime but when I awake I break my fast.
Simper Fi
Bill
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 4:28:54 AM EDT
[#14]
We ALL do it! Some of us just lie about it!
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 4:49:07 AM EDT
[#15]
I used to know a girl who would throw up after she masticated. She was really skinny.. Weird, huh????

Ian [<]:)]
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 4:56:38 AM EDT
[#16]
You ever do it to the Benny Hill Show?
[whacko]
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 9:19:51 AM EDT
[#17]
Haven't you heard?  If you masticate, your teeth will eventually fall out.  [}:D]
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 9:30:17 AM EDT
[#18]
I admit, I am a sinner!! I masticate in church, in front of statues of Jesus and Virgin Mary, in front of my mother, my boss, in public rest room, in the presence of the Pope when I was in Vatican (true story!).


I masticate in the morning
I masticate at night
I masticate in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright

I masticate in time of peace
and masticate in time of war

I masticate before I masticate
then I masticate some more

that's what I do...
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 11:39:58 AM EDT
[#19]
Ok...you caught me...

But whats the weirdest thing you've ever masticated with?
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 12:56:30 PM EDT
[#20]
I'd answer but I'm busy giving my palm a perm.

BrenLover
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 1:12:09 PM EDT
[#21]
I think of Mastication as an art to be enjoyed by all.
Link Posted: 9/11/2001 1:16:57 PM EDT
[#22]
I masticate very often, and even with familly and friends, and sometimes all at the same time. I sometimes even masticate with my dog!
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