All this talk about the Beck bar-be-cue and nosy neighbors has me seriously concerned. I keep hearing things on the news like: "neighbors are reported to have seen Beck loading 'high-powered' rifles into the trunk of his car."
Therefore, in an effort to get along better with my neighbors (and avoid an inevitable and painful death) I have decided to trade in all of my evil black 'high-powered' rifles in exchange for some more benevolent firearms that will not cause such disturbance or that 'queasy feeling' in the stomachs of liberals.
I'm looking for weapons that can wound or irritate, but not cause serious bodily harm or death. Here is what I've come up with, please help me out with more options.
This is my best option so far:
[img]http://www.1bbgunblowout.com/daisy_4.jpg[/img]
I'm still a little uneasy about the next two, as I'm worried that they fall under the classification of "assault pistols":
[img]http://www.supersoaker.com/basicsite/images/cpszooka.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.nerfcenter.com/photos/previews/rf20lg.jpg[/img]
The one above also has a selector for rapid vs. single, so I believe this may also be classified as a 'Machine gun'.