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Posted: 9/9/2001 1:27:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2001 1:59:06 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
You guys can babble in this one
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 1:31:20 PM EDT
Strikers over Unger; Ungers over Dunn.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 1:35:41 PM EDT
Say What!
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 1:49:55 PM EDT
ever see the movie, AIRPLANE?
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 1:52:28 PM EDT
Yes, what of it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:01:46 PM EDT
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:02:35 PM EDT
See what you did LotBoy. you went and Pissed off 1GUNRUNNER. Nice.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:03:19 PM EDT
Do you Like Gladiator Movies?
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:04:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By schnacke: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
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Fuck I have created a monster. Now correcting quotes in a thread I didn't want to be in, in the first place [:D] "Joey, have you ever been [i]inside[/i] a Turkish prison?
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:05:18 PM EDT
And finally - "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:06:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By markm: See what you did LotBoy. you went and Pissed off 1GUNRUNNER. Nice.
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[:D]
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:07:31 PM EDT
Yes myself every day.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:07:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:09:24 PM EDT
Gotcha 1GUNRUNNER. sorry to mess up your thread, but i couldn't resist.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:11:40 PM EDT
Thank you and good night.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:12:22 PM EDT
It looks like we picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:15:31 PM EDT
No Hoppe's #9
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:16:30 PM EDT
Over Macho Grande?... No, i'll never be over Macho Grande.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:18:07 PM EDT
Originally Posted By zoinks: It looks like we picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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I use that one almost weekly.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 2:26:46 PM EDT
-"Maybe we should turn on the search lights now?" -"No! That's just what they'll be expecting us to do." -"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes." -"What's happened up 'til now?" -"Well, first the Earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came, but they go too big and fat and they died and turned into oil. Then the Arabs came along and bought Mercedes-Benz's...." What a great movie.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 3:10:45 PM EDT
I had the lasagne.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 3:13:41 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LotBoy: Yes myself every day.
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No, they mean a "fully" grown man!
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 5:12:44 PM EDT
Attendant : Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit . . . Striker : The cockpit . . . what is it? Attendant : It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important now.
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Link Posted: 9/9/2001 5:36:17 PM EDT
Roger Roger, Do we have clearance Clarence? Whats our vector Victor... [heavy]
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 5:42:13 PM EDT
We must get these people to a hospital. A hospital? What is it doctor? It's a big building with patients, but never mind that right now.
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Pardon me, miss, I speak Jive
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I may not have that exactly right, but it's close.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 5:52:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 5:57:52 PM EDT
Captain: "Billy, have ya ever seen a grown man naked?" Little Girl: "I take my coffee black, like my men" "Surely you can't be serious??" "Yes, I am serious - and don't call me Shirley"
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 6:28:05 PM EDT
"That's Henderson. He's in here suffering from a bad case of shell shock. He think's he's Ethyl Merman" "Everything's coming up Roosssseessss..."
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 6:29:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2001 6:35:04 PM EDT by Muad_Dib]
"I speak Jive." From Airplane: Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. Dr. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Airplane II The Sequel: Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up 'till now. Jacobs: Well, let's see: First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And, Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it, he took her best summer dress out of the closet, and put it on, and went to town. Jimmy Wilson: Can I ask you a question? Ted Striker: What is it? Jimmy Wilson: It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now, mister. Edited because it's late and this is way too much fun.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 6:37:30 PM EDT
the red zone is for unloading and loading of passengers only the green zone is for ..... the blue zone is for ......
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 8:46:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 9:30:26 PM EDT
"I speak Jive" Old lady...I don't remember the rest of the line, but that was the funniest thing in the whole movie... I also liked the airport security...All the heat goes through just fine..but the old lady gets the shake down. Just my .02
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 9:35:32 PM EDT
Scraps is a boy dog. We're familiar with it. They're asking for it, they're all asking for it, all the time.
Link Posted: 9/9/2001 9:46:46 PM EDT
Remember when Capt Over shifts into gear after getting clearance to taxi? LMAO
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 6:42:39 AM EDT
"A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with sick people in it, but that's not important now." "I just want you to know that we're all counting on you." "Now arriving at gate five....gate six.....gate seven...." "You're only doing this because you want me to have an abortion!" and.... "He wonders if you realize how much he hates your guts"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 8:38:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 9:13:21 AM EDT
Everyone was passing around the newspaper, each person reading a Headline talking about the horrible disaster about to take place with the airplane...until Jacobs grabs it and says" "OOOOH, a sale at Penneys!!!" From Airplane 2, there's a scene in an airport shop where Sonny Bono is buying a briefcase bomb. In the background there's a poster for something like Rocky XVIII with an old man wearing boxing gloves. I laughed so hard when I saw that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 9:54:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Norad1: "I speak Jive" Old lady...I don't remember the rest of the line, but that was the funniest thing in the whole movie...
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I think it went something like this: [@:D] Checkit broham. Didn't trip but the folks is freekin. Pilot laid that plane low like a mother. Pilot laid that plane down to the bonehome...sheeeeet. [@:D]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 9:54:53 AM EDT
It's not from the movie, but I still like it. [b]Please return the stewardess to her original, upright position....[/b]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 10:03:20 AM EDT
"i know you your karem abdul jabar" "my dad says that ...."
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:05:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Muad_Dib:
Originally Posted By Norad1: "I speak Jive" Old lady...I don't remember the rest of the line, but that was the funniest thing in the whole movie...
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I think it went something like this: [@:D] Checkit broham. Didn't trip but the folks is freekin. Pilot laid that plane low like a mother. Pilot laid that plane down to the bonehome...sheeeeet. [@:D]
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When they bro's are ordering dinner: "gimme a quarter porterhouse and drag it through the garden" When the old lady translates (as above), bro says, "Yo Mamma! I dug her rap! My momma didn;t raise no dummy!" Old lady wanders off,"Jive fool don't want no help-don't get no help" Bro: "Sheeeit!" "Ok, lets get to the tower"...Johnny: "The TOWER!....Rapunzel!!!"
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 11:49:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2001 11:56:22 AM EDT by sherm8404]
[red]Lord jelp me I've got WAAAYYY too much time on my hands.[/red] "No one has to know you're impotent!" "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!" "We have no tower sir. Only a bridge." "No tower? GODAMNIT! WHY AREN"T I INFORMED OF THESE THINGS!" "Where am I gonna find a piece of metal...Here...In space....At this hour." "How do you like your coffee?" "Black, like my men." "There's a bomb on board." " A buh..." "No, not a buh, a bomb." "We have to get these people to a hospital within or they'll all die." " A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building where they keep sick people. But that's not important right now." "Get me Rex Kramer!" "Ham on five. Hold the Mayo." "There's orange juice in the refrigerator. You can let yourself out the back door." "NEEIIIGHHH" "Scientologeeeeee" "Where'd you get that dress, and those shoes, they're AWFUL! And that hair."
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:10:59 PM EDT
"Can I get you something?" "Chi, mo' fo buttuh layin' into the bone, 'sjackin' me up. Tightly." "I'm sorry, I don't understand." "Cut he say can't hang." "Oh stewardess? I speak Jive." "Oh, good." "He said that he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him." "Alright, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine." "Jes' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the med side." "What it is, big mama, my mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap." "Cut me some slack, Jack!" [Volley of Jive talkin'] "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help." "Say can't hang, say seven up." "Jive ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow." [url]http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/ISpeakJive.wav[/url][@:D]
Link Posted: 9/10/2001 12:29:35 PM EDT
Courtesy of imdb.com Memorable Quotes from Airplane! (1980) Page 14 of 34 First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? Second Jive Dude: UH... First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.
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