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Posted: 9/5/2001 6:00:28 AM EDT
Vote for me or I will burn your house down Who's next [thinking]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:04:27 AM EDT
" if i become governor, my gender will become public knowledge!!"
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:04:41 AM EDT
All your freedom are belong to us!
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:07:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:07:36 AM EDT
Vote for me or I won't shave for the next 4 years.
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:07:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 6:10:44 AM EDT by garandman]
Taking guns out of childrens hands.... ...and putting them in their faces. [img]www.tech-sol.net/humor/elian.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:29:09 AM EDT
Janet Reno, the best man for the job!
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:36:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 6:37:36 AM EDT by Moose41]
gunmonkey, I'm still laughing. Keep up the good work fellows. I'm thinking about taking all the replys and making a top ten list and send it to The Big Show starring Johnboy and Billy. That is for those of you who listen to there radio show. Moose
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:38:37 AM EDT
"More than just a pretty face." "A sasquatch you can trust." "Because every child deserves a chance... to burn." "If I could keep Bill and Hillary out of prison for eight years, I can do anything!" "Vote for me or I'll go Davidian on your @ss." "Florida's favorite swamp thing."
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:44:39 AM EDT
Hey Garandman, Can I email you a picture of the new florida voting device and get you to post it. I don't know how to post a picture. I'm still in the learning stages. Take Care Moose
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 6:49:19 AM EDT
"Don't just vote for me, because I wipe my ass with the Constitution.... ...vote for me because I'm a scary, hulking, lesbian, who shakes."
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 7:03:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 7:22:39 AM EDT
I'm still working on the slogan but the theme song has got to be Talking Heads "Burning Down the House".
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 7:52:45 AM EDT
DA ROOF! DA ROOF! DA ROOF IS ON FIRE!(for the yonger folks)
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 7:57:40 AM EDT
Bringing the party to a state near you...soon. [img]http://cnejs.bizland.com/special/RENOCIDE.GIF[/img]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 9:07:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 10:41:24 AM EDT by Kevin]
This will be one of Jeb's campaign slogans - [b]'She sent Elian back, you could be next!! A vote for Bush is a vote for democracy!'[/b]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 10:36:01 AM EDT
Ya'all took my ideas. How about: Elect Janet Reno, and get Satan for free!
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 10:43:56 AM EDT
these are all really good. thanks for easing the pain (i'm in FLA) [@:D]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 10:44:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 10:44:50 AM EDT by DaMan]
vote for janet! 'cause she knows how to lick bush! DaMan
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 10:45:47 AM EDT
Janet Reno - Big enuf to cover Bill Clinton's ass...small enuf to kiss it. [:D] Pardone moi French.
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 10:46:12 AM EDT
i think this one covers it better [puke]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 10:52:56 AM EDT
DaMan--yours is best so far IMHO!!! Here's my contributions: "Reno--Smoke Cubans the old fashioned way!" "Reno--The High Fidelity Candidate" "Reno deserves a fair shake" "Not just a gem of a candidate, a rigid Ruby!"
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 11:07:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 11:07:59 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Vote for "The Waco Kid" ...the BEST functionally incompetent Lesbian candidate running.
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 11:20:51 AM EDT
"When all else fails, burn it down!" "Vote for me or I'll murder your children over a $200 tax stamp!"
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 11:34:19 AM EDT
and to bring out the lezzie vote... "the only candidate with a built-in vibrator!" -Bill San Mateo, CA
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 11:35:57 AM EDT
Here is one for Jeb, BET ON RENO,LOSE YOUR ASS (ha ha ha get it Reno,bet,you know Reno Nv. ha ha .....you had to be there I gess[:|]) Well any of the other people here from FL just don't let her kiss your baby![xx(]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 11:39:14 AM EDT
I JUST HIT ME!!!!!!!! "fLAMMING DYKE" than you thank you[}:D]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 11:59:51 AM EDT
"Bend over and lube up, Floridians"
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 12:54:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By garandman: Taking guns out of childrens hands.... ...and putting them in their faces. [img]www.tech-sol.net/humor/elian.jpg[/img]
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I like Klinton's back up man...
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 1:47:25 PM EDT
"Real men don't need guns (like me)."
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 2:34:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 2:38:49 PM EDT by DaMan]
Janet Reno... she doesn't need NO STINKIN AUTO SEAR FOR FULL AUTO! Think about it! Rather sick, but humorous! [:p] DaMan
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 2:38:20 PM EDT
Sound bite with Janet Reno saying ....."Pull my finger!" (Followed with full auto fart sounds as her hand shakes!) DaMan
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 2:42:32 PM EDT
Vote for Reno is a vote for a Florida B-B-Que fullclip
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 3:10:48 PM EDT
She's no dude But you'll get screwed
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 3:31:25 PM EDT
This is getting good. I will have a good top ten list before this is over with. Thanks, Moose [8D]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 4:14:39 PM EDT
In SD we can't come up with much SHAKE N BAKE
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 4:55:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/5/2001 5:16:12 PM EDT by Moose41]
[img]www.cagle.slate.msn.com/working1010905/thompson.jpg[/img] Picture Test I'll give it up for the night [|)]
Link Posted: 9/5/2001 5:00:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Moose41: This is getting good. I will have a good top ten list before this is over with. Thanks, Moose [8D]
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I already put one together and have sent it out- and yes, I credited it to all the list's contributors at www.AR15.com, you betcha! .......................................... Top Ten Slogans for Janet Reno's campaign for governor in Florida: 10:"More than just a pretty face." 9:"A sasquatch you can trust." 8: "Because every child deserves a chance... to burn." 7:"If I could keep Bill and Hillary out of prison for eight years, I can do anything!" 6:"Vote for me or I'll go Davidian on your @ss." 5:"Florida's favorite swamp thing." 4:"Taking guns out of childrens hands.......and putting them in their faces (Elian!)." 3:"Vote for me or I won't shave for the next 4 years." 2: "If I become governor, my gender will become public knowledge!!" and the number #1 campaign slogan....... 1: "Vote for me, or I will burn your house down!" Campaign theme song: Talking Heads' "Burning Down the House" :^)
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 5:59:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2001 6:00:11 PM EDT by Moose41]
Vote for me and I will furnish the licker, Oh well !
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 7:05:22 PM EDT
"Light a fire for a man, and he's warm for a day. Light him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life." Paid for by the Reno[pyro] for governor committee.
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 7:11:49 PM EDT
Guess who Reno's new celebrity spokesperson will be? Shakes the Clown
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 8:32:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2001 8:33:09 PM EDT by Fuzzbean]
Janet Reno -- Just a Hulk, a Hulk of Burning Gov! Janet Reno -- Father of the Carbon-15! She considered making "Burnin' For You" her theme song, until she found out it was by Blue Oyster [i]Cult[/i]. Finally decided to go with Elton John's "Burn Down the Mission."
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 8:54:29 PM EDT
"Florida & Reno, Just 90 miles from home" :-) Ed
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 9:09:30 PM EDT
"Janet Reno---vote for the best or burn like the rest." "RENO--Cleaning up Florida one Cuban at a time."
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 9:12:39 PM EDT
"Jan is da man!"
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 9:22:57 PM EDT
Don't know about a slogan, But I'll bet she plays the Talking Heads "Burning down the house" at all her events!! Just thought of a Slogan [size=5][b]"GOT MATCHES????"[/b][/size=5]
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 10:49:47 PM EDT
I am older and uglier than the Constitution, therefore I'm wiser. Vote for Janet, Liberty has lasted long enough. Janet for Gov, because... ah screw it, you mindless sheep will vote for her because you've heard her name before.
Link Posted: 9/6/2001 11:48:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Erasmus: "Light a fire for a man, and he's warm for a day. Light him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life." Paid for by the Reno[pyro] for governor committee.
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Somehow fishing comes to mind.[:\] Reno must have been a Doors fan. -Light My Fire- You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher [b]Come on baby, light my fire X2 Try to set the night on fire[/b] The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre [b]Come on baby, light my fire X2 Try to set the night on fire,[/b] yeah The time to hesitate is through No time to wallow in the mire Try now we can only lose And our love become a funeral pyre [b]Come on baby, light my fire X2 Try to set the night on fire,[/b] yeah You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl, we couldn't get much higher [b]Come on baby, light my fire X2 Try to set the night on fire X4[/b]
Link Posted: 9/7/2001 6:25:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/7/2001 6:33:14 AM EDT
Janet Reno keeping the twitch alive!!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2001 1:29:12 PM EDT
Janet Reno: The PRO-CHOICE CANDIDATE!!!!!!! Burn-em,or ship them to Cuba, It's your choice.
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