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Security camera. Nice pic |
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OK WTF???
What kind of chocolate chip cookie is that, that wont fall apart in the shower? Ive just about given up on enjoying a good chocolate chip cookie in the shower. Nothing like a shower... and a good chocolate chip cookie. |
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That, my silly friend, is a PTR-91.
And it turns out that what I heard was an armadillo getting all over dramatic as it got run over in front of my house. Drama qneen. |
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How do you open it fast enough? |
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Pull the trigger |
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Cookie in the shower? the guns ok but a cookie?
Now of course a beer in the shower is where its really at, can not bottle! |
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So the plastic isn't as tough as a real airtight bag? |
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WAIT! Why do you have a security camera watching you take a shower?!
This thread is getting weirder and weirder... |
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Oh I'm sure a 9mm would poke a hole in it |
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You chose wisely. |
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Yep. But it is the giant blow-out on the side of the package from the kaboom that makes it quick to get open. |
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I think he was referring to not being able to pull the trigger. |
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Shoes has only 42 posts and he is on the road for nomination to "Best Thread Of The Year"
I mean.... look at that pic!!!! GREAT STUFF!!!! |
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Steely-eyed missile man right there; didn't even drop his cookie.
So do you sling that PTR-91 or hang it on the shower rod? My FAL keeps knocking the shampoo off the ledge when I've got it slung. |
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I once postulated this senorio once, I happened to write it down
So, appernetly calling everyone bitches is not the funny and only mildly entertaining to me. You all should try watching tv and after some ends a sentence on the tv say btiches, it will make you tv watching experiance at least 10x more funny, well it did last night watch Nsah bridges at 3in the morning.Ask yourself this question, what would you do if there was a zombie in your shower, and you where nekid getting ready to get in the shower. What would you do, I will get back to this laterr so keep thinking about it.Things i have lerned this week, My reading comprehinsoin is preety poor, this really shouldn't be a surprizze to me but nothe less it is. no not really but I like to think it was.Dont leave pasta and water in a nalgine after a couple of weeks it starts to smell like a dead fish.You know its just not a good idea to leave food protuct anywhere for long peroids of time, I left a ham sandwich in a pocket of my backpack for about 3 months, it only smelled if you un zipped it, I ended up hoseing it out from like 30ft away.I would totaly freak out and grab my M4 and fuck that zombie up with my manhood flaing about it the rain of lead and copper that would dominate the zombie. then I would get my 5.11 tactical pants and prepare for a longterm bug in. It wouldn't really be that long due to the weather this time of the year, zombies tend to frezze and get really stiff in the winter, at this point you can run around with your tomahawk and or your war hammer or other meele weapon of choice and bash there froze heads in conserving ammo for the spring when the zombies are moilbie and its not hot enough to cause a lot of decay of the zombies. the offiical bugout spot if anyone would like to join me in the event of SHTF is the lakeCity Ammuiniton plant outside of KC then to the hills of the tom'o'soc mountins to rundown deer with knives a throw tomahawks at wild bor. Tomahawks are so badass, I mean look at mel gibson in the patriot he was a total badass with his tomahawk. So in short if you have a smelly nekid zombie that cant read living in your bathroom come to my house, I will try not to shoot you, I suggest coming during the day, if you come at night I might think your somkind of gay nazi zombie hear to make out with my dog or something. |
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I just got home from the bar, completely shitfaced, and this is the first thread I open. I don't know what's going on, but it's so funny it hurts.
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I made that up in forth grade Mr.! |
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And you didn't invite me? Bitch... |
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That ain't a cookie! That's one of them ninja death stars incognito.
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Check rear diopoter sight. Also looks like HK G3 wood not CETME wood. Course the buttstock is mismatched so who knows exactly what's going on. |
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Glad to see my post was so popular its sprung sequels. And by the way:
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lol im drunk as hell from hurricane high gravity lager. this thread is funny as shit
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Link? |
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Was the suspicious sound someone standing there with a camera? |
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