Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Posted: 4/12/2006 6:49:13 AM EDT
haaha get a look at this:


Communications Director - The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence seeks an experienced senior staffer to develop and execute a full range of communications related activities for national gun violence prevention organization. Applicants must possess a college degree and excellent oral and written communication skills. Journalism, politics and policy advocacy experience is preferred. Send cover letter, resume and at least 3 writing samples to: CSGV, 1023 15th Street N.W., Suite 301, Washington, DC 20005 or e-mail cmorrissette@csgv.org. Salary commensurate with experience. CSGV is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:50:02 AM EDT
I'd be fired by lunch.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:50:28 AM EDT
I really should apply

My first interview on the news would be a disaster for them, but damn it would be funny.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:50:56 AM EDT
Everybody should send in a ration of applications.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 7:00:48 AM EDT
Someone neds to apply, get hired and make trouble for those idiots.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 7:04:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/12/2006 7:09:16 AM EDT by BIKECOP29]
I'll bet they would hire an illegal over anyone of us.


Interviewer: "Ok Juan. Tell us how you can portray our message to the masses?"

Juan: "Thanks to the already restrictive gun control laws in place, my father, mother, 5 brothers, 9 sisters, 20 nephews, 45 nieces, 124 cousins, and myself have been able to safely cross over the U.S./Mexico border without fear of being shot at."

Interviewer: "You are hired!"
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 7:08:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By resistor:
Someone neds to apply, get hired and make trouble for those idiots.



"change from inside"


Link Posted: 4/12/2006 8:02:40 AM EDT
BOSS: T$, why did we spend most of our yearly budget on registered receiver M16s and cases of 5.56 ammo?

T$: I'm researching the evilness of machine guns. And they'll make good arfcom gear pron anti-gun propaganda. But don't worry, sign this corporate resolution and I can keep it all at my house and it won't spontaneously start spraying bullets in the office.

BOSS: Good work, here's a bonus.

Link Posted: 4/12/2006 8:08:49 AM EDT
Got the perfect candidate...

Link Posted: 4/12/2006 9:05:47 AM EDT
I emailed them Joe's pic and enquired about the position...
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 10:26:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brians_45:
I really should apply

My first interview on the news would be a disaster for them, but damn it would be funny.



Be sure to mention your NRA, GOA and JFPFO memberships on your resume.
Top Top