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Posted: 4/10/2006 11:47:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/12/2006 5:51:09 AM EDT by Chimpy]
I've made it a habit everytime I go to receiving next door to make a swing by the ammo shelves on my way back to my office. I saw a nice shelf of Q3131A just begging like a dog at the Humane Society for me to give it a good home.

Rest assured, I did! 40 boxes of ammunition, everything that was on the shelf.

Now, I don't understand why an associate at the register would give me funny looks and question me about it, since after all, BP does have hunting roots.

Cashier: What the hell are you doing with all this, why is an HR Manager buying so much ammunition.
Me: Well, I like to mind my own god damned business on the weekend, you know, that sort of thing
Cashier: (caught off guard, but realized he was out of line) $8.03 is you change, have a good day
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 3:18:56 PM EDT
In buying 10 boxes of 9mm last Friday, I announced in a loud voice at the register, "YOU DON'T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR AMMO, DO YOU????!!!!"

Priceless!
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 3:20:57 PM EDT
thats some funny stuff right there.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 3:32:37 PM EDT
Pure comedy gold.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 3:56:45 PM EDT
that's good stuff lROFL2]
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 4:28:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 4:35:59 PM EDT
Funny the Humane Society is right next door!



Originally Posted By Chimpy:
I've made it a habit everytime I go to receiving next door to make a swing by the ammo shelves on my way back to my office. I saw a nice shelf of Q3131A just begging like a dog at the Humane Society for me to give it a good home.

Rest assured, I did! 40 boxes of ammunition, everything that was on the shelf.

Now, I don't understand why an associate at the register would give me funny looks and question me about it, since after all, BP does have hunting roots.

Cashier: What the hell are you doing with all this, why is an HR Manager buying so much ammunition.
Me: Well, I like to mind my own god damned business on the weekend, you know, that sort of thing
Cashier: (caught off guard, but realized he was out of line) $8.03 is you change, have a good day

Link Posted: 4/10/2006 4:43:56 PM EDT
i like that bass pro always has the q3131. last time i bought 10 boxes and a few boxes of buckshot and all the guy said was "doing some shootin' today?"
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 4:47:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chimpy:
I've made it a habit everytime I go to receiving next door to make a swing by the ammo shelves on my way back to my office. I saw a nice shelf of Q3131A just begging like a dog at the Humane Society for me to give it a good home.

Rest assured, I did! 40 boxes of ammunition, everything that was on the shelf.

Now, I don't understand why an associate at the register would give me funny looks and question me about it, since after all, BP does have hunting roots.

Cashier: What the hell are you doing with all this, why is an HR Manager buying so much ammunition.
Me: Well, I like to mind my own god damned business on the weekend, you know, that sort of thing
Cashier: (caught off guard, but realized he was out of line) $8.03 is you change, have a good day



HOW MUCH PER BOX????

(I have a carbine class coming up in a couple of weeks, and I need 4,000 rounds...)
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:09:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
HOW MUCH PER BOX????

(I have a carbine class coming up in a couple of weeks, and I need 4,000 rounds...)



Since I didn't order this through our distributor, it cost me $4.49 a box, which even though it may be pricey, you get the rewards points too. (I've got $544.23 in rewards points
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:13:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:16:56 PM EDT
When Bass Pro had Q3131A for $2.88/box a couple years ago I bought 3500 rounds in one trip. They were giving me looks like I had just looted the place.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:19:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Just say oh it's not all for me, I share it with the other guys at the compound.

That's a good one.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:19:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BobCole:
In buying 10 boxes of 9mm last Friday, I announced in a loud voice at the register, "YOU DON'T DO BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR AMMO, DO YOU????!!!!"

Priceless!




Don't give 'em any ideas!!
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:22:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Just say oh it's not all for me, I share it with the other guys at the compound.



Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:36:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chimpy:

Cashier: What the hell are you doing with all this, why is an HR Manager buying so much ammunition.
Me: Well, I like to mind my own god damned business on the weekend, you know, that sort of thing
Cashier: (caught off guard, but realized he was out of line) $8.03 is you change, have a good day



That is possibly the best reply to that type of question I've ever seen. Somehow the visual in my head has it being said by a person who looks like Tom Clancy.

Jim
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 8:47:04 PM EDT
Big Box store clerk: Hand gun or rifle?
me: Sub machine gun.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 9:00:50 PM EDT
The correct answer for an HR guy is "Big layoff coming next week, wanna be prepared."
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 9:03:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Chimpy:
Me: Well, I like to mind my own god damned business on the weekend, you know, that sort of thing



Heh
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 9:11:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PaDanby:
The correct answer for an HR guy is "Big layoff coming next week, wanna be prepared."



now THAT one I like!

Link Posted: 4/11/2006 6:11:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PaDanby:
The correct answer for an HR guy is "Big layoff coming next week, wanna be prepared."



[lmao] I'll use that one next time!

haha
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 6:15:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Chimpy:
I've made it a habit everytime I go to receiving next door to make a swing by the ammo shelves on my way back to my office. I saw a nice shelf of Q3131A just begging like a dog at the Humane Society for me to give it a good home.

Rest assured, I did! 40 boxes of ammunition, everything that was on the shelf.

Now, I don't understand why an associate at the register would give me funny looks and question me about it, since after all, BP does have hunting roots.

Cashier: What the hell are you doing with all this, why is an HR Manager buying so much ammunition.
Me: ZOMBIES




Link Posted: 4/11/2006 6:44:40 AM EDT
"My anger management group is running low, and if I don't get back soon, I'm dead meat".
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 7:06:18 AM EDT
"My doctor says I probably won't be allowed to buy ammo after he puts me on medication so I'm stocking up..."
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 7:18:17 AM EDT
"All I need to do now is find a tall tower."
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:08:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 8:09:20 AM EDT by BozemanMT]

Originally Posted By Chimpy:

Cashier: What the hell are you doing with all this, why is an HR Manager buying so much ammunition.



Me; "layoffs are coming"


edit: dammit, PaDanby beat me to it
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:11:49 AM EDT
Did you change your username???
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:41:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:
Did you change your username???



ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=452011
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 8:46:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cyrax777:
Big Box store clerk: Hand gun or rifle?
me: Sub machine gun.



I keep getting old Indian guys who do not seem to understand what an Uzi is. So they have no reaction to it.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 9:11:47 AM EDT
"Thats gold Jerry pure gold!"
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 9:28:07 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/11/2006 9:29:57 AM EDT by kc8ard]
Wal-martian cashier: Will this be for a pistol or rifle today?
Me: Machine gun!
Her: ...............



I got this idea from here a while back...


ETA: Damn it...someone beat me to it.
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 5:50:52 AM EDT


OHHH THE HUMANITY!!!
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:04:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Chimpy:
i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/w4klr/100_0835.jpg

OHHH THE HUMANITY!!!



nice
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 6:23:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
Wal-martian cashier: Will this be for a pistol or rifle today?
Me: Machine gun!
Her: ...............


The correct question is "Is this for a handgun?" The Goddamn question shows right on the register: "Handgun <y/n>" They type in "Y" or "N." If they type in "Y," it then asks if you're over 21. Those who ask the right question, "Is this for a handgun?" get the right answer "Yes." Those who go off the reservation and ask "Is this for a rifle or handgun?" get the "Submachine Gun" answer. See how you enter that one into the register, zit-face.
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