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Posted: 4/10/2006 5:06:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 5:20:57 AM EDT by thompsondd]
Thanks to my good friend birdbarian for this one:


Joe, a guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and
all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his
way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the
border," says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I > have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of
George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to
Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle."







­



Link Posted: 4/10/2006 5:41:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 5:42:34 AM EDT by birdbarian]
Ted's my home-boy. I want to be a fat, pathetic, alcoholic, homicidal frat-boy when I grow up.

ETA: The fat part is coming along nicely
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 5:48:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By birdbarian:
Ted's my home-boy. I want to be a fat, pathetic, alcoholic, homicidal frat-boy when I grow up.

ETA: The fat part is coming along nicely



'bout time you showed up. I needed someone to reply to YOUR joke.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:29:11 AM EDT
How long do you think the two of us can keep this thread alive w/o somebody else posting in it?
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:28:25 AM EDT
A year.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 7:30:49 AM EDT
This long.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 9:05:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By chooper:
This long.



I knew we could incriminate at least one other person.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 9:07:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 10:34:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By birdbarian:

Originally Posted By chooper:
This long.



I knew we could incriminate at least one other person.




Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:



Looks like we got another one.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 11:39:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:



Doug,

I think he's your long lost son...

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Link Posted: 4/10/2006 11:46:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By birdbarian:

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:



Doug,

I think he's your long lost son...

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Shhhsshh. I told you never to call me that name, especially in public.

Besides, I think he IS me. He won't last long in UPT with 80+ posts a day on ARFcom. Looks like he may have a future in missles though.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:45:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 12:48:01 PM EDT by birdbarian]

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By birdbarian:

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:



Ooops, sorry Doug,





Shhhsshh. I told you never to call me that name, especially in public.

Besides, I think he IS me. He won't last long in UPT with 80+ posts a day on ARFcom. Looks like he may have a future in missles though.



In South Dakota? I'll bet that'll be fun. Might at least get some trigger time eradicating prarie dogs.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:50:48 PM EDT
Hard to believe that Ted Kennedy was once a world-class swimmer...

/special thanks to my FIL for that one
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:58:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 1:01:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 1:07:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By birdbarian:

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:



Doug,

I think he's your long lost son...

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Shhhsshh. I told you never to call me that name, especially in public.

Besides, I think he IS me. He won't last long in UPT with 80+ posts a day on ARFcom. Looks like he may have a future in missles though.



I was seriously wondering about that. Is AF pilot training really that easy these days? Every training program I have been in has been fairly intense, leaving time for only 5 posts per day at best.

good joke btw- sorry for the minor HJ.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 1:08:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg



Holy crap, even his tits have tits...
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 6:15:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg



Holy crap, even his tits have tits...



Link Posted: 4/11/2006 6:44:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By macman37:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg



Holy crap, even his tits have tits...






+1
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 11:49:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:

Originally Posted By Airwolf:
smg.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg



Holy crap, even his tits have tits...



I think it is sufficent to end on THAT note.
Link Posted: 4/11/2006 12:49:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Airwolf:



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