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Posted: 8/18/2001 11:08:03 AM EDT
Saw on the cover of a the Enquirer and the Star at the grocery store just now that he is dying. I know the credibility of those rags, but they did break the lewinsky story. Any truth to these you think?
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 11:17:47 AM EDT
The fat bastard has been brain dead from alcohol for years. Maybe his stinking carcas is just now catching up. Can't happen soon enough to suit me.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 11:18:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 2:24:38 PM EDT
I saw something on Drudgereport the other day but i dismissed it. Something about his liver. Oh my! Never would have thunk it!
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 2:41:57 PM EDT
His liver!! OMG He'll probably buy a new one.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 3:32:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 7:48:21 PM EDT
The world could become a better place,if this is true,but alas I fear the bastard will not go quietly into the night.[moon]Bite me Teddy! I did hear that he was working with Bill Gates on a new interactive game called"Put the blonde in the pond"[:P]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 8:04:00 PM EDT
Please, please, please, tell me its true. If so, he's probably already taken a donor liver from someone more deserving.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 8:42:33 PM EDT
Dead Kennedys, good group [:D] GoodBye Ted Kennedy [beer]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 8:45:03 PM EDT
I hope his death doesn't generate sympathy for his pet causes. That could suck heavily.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 9:01:41 PM EDT
Unfortunately, even if the fat old bastard corks-off there will be another to take his place. Those damn Kennedy's are like cockroaches and the American public has some sort of sick fascination with that whole family of drunken baboons.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 9:04:06 PM EDT
Must be true, it was on the front page of the Inquirer, and the Star! When I saw them at Wally world this evening, I said to my sister (Loudly) "that guy is the embodyment of all that is evil, it won't be a moment too soon. Some old lady gave me a dirty look. (Damn liberals, even in the heartland) He will just kill himself a nice young female "Donor". Question to the resident AR15 Docs: Will a liver still be viable for transplant after marinating in river water over-night? The Doctor: "Hey Teddy, Looks like your livers finally giving out' where you going to get a new one?" Reply: Er, uh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Doc.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 9:05:01 PM EDT
We can all hope. [moon]
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 9:18:39 PM EDT
Soon he will join the rest of his family in hell. You can always tell which one is Ted, he'll burn a bluish flame due to the higher alcohol content.
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 11:38:36 PM EDT
Dude where is my car? No Slack!
Link Posted: 8/18/2001 11:43:36 PM EDT
You could squeeze his liver and extract 100 proof Vodka from it. Hell, maybe even 100%.
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 12:27:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By drjarhead: he's probably already taken a donor liver from someone more deserving.
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Where have you guys been? He's had a donor liver for about 20+ yrs. And Ya'll thought that he just happened to run into that river by accident. BS KenS
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 12:52:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: Dead Kennedys, good group [:D] GoodBye Ted Kennedy [beer]
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LOL. Yeah, [U]Too Drunk To Fu[/U], er, Drive...
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 4:42:18 PM EDT
700PSS and Shaggy are correct: His pet causes will gain sympathetic support, and another Kennedy (or worse) would take his place. He is well loved by 75% of MA voters alone.
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 5:14:22 PM EDT
Hmmm... [img]web-comm.com/ar15/kennedy.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/19/2001 6:51:14 PM EDT
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Ok since we are ripping on the Kennedys its joke time. [b]Q:what are 3 things a Kennedy can't do well?[/b] [b]A: Drive,ski,and fly an airplane.[/b][moon][-!-!-][spank]
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:39:04 PM EDT
If he dies his replacement is chosen by the Massachutsetts Governor, who I believe is a Liberal. Another Kennedy'll probably get his seat. At least he'll be gone. But, it'll probably to no avail since the next guy'll be an asshole also.
Link Posted: 8/20/2001 9:50:27 PM EDT
I saw him in person once, about 10 years ago in the Washington National airport, man he was ugly then, I would hate to think what he must look like now!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 12:35:35 AM EDT
Good. That worthless SOB killed that poor lady many years ago. Payback time.
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 11:24:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cc48510: If he dies his replacement is chosen by the Massachutsetts Governor, who I believe is a Liberal. Another Kennedy'll probably get his seat. At least he'll be gone. But, it'll probably to no avail since the next guy'll be an asshole also.
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The current Governor of MA is a moderate female Republican, She'd probably pick a RINO to fill the seat. Almost anyone with an (R) after their name would be better than Teddy though.
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 11:34:43 AM EDT
Teddy will never die, he is one of the devils imps, and hence, can not die.
Link Posted: 8/21/2001 4:00:40 PM EDT
Be cool if does become worm food [xx(]
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