Sounds like a campy teenage werewolf movie script.
Punchin the Clown (American Pie IV)
Starring Jason Biggs
When newly widowed Jim (Jason Biggs) fears he is being stalked by the ghost of his dearly departed Michelle (she died in a tragic flute insertion accident) whose appearances take the shape of a sexual werewolf, he seeks the advice of the town spiritualist/mystic Sanjay (Christopher Walken). Sanjays advice is an unusal east Indian ritual called Punchin the Clown. Jim is skeptical at first but takes the matter in hand with his usual gusto and finds he already has lots of experience and is willing to give it a try. When Punchin the clown only seems to aggravate the beast more, Sanjays only other advice is to slay it with a silver bullet annointed by the kiss of a virgin.
Hilarity ensues as the only logical source of pure silver is the locket around Stifflers moms neck. A covert operation is planned to steal the locket and transport it to the only gun nut/reloader they know in town, Bubba (Micheal Gross), capable of crafting the bullet. Will the bullet get made before the next full moon or will Bubba draw down on them and kick them out of his shop? How does Jim shift on the fly when his dad accidently throws out all his whacking material? How will Stifflers mom be coerced into giving up her keepsake? Is there actually a Virgin left in Great falls to annoint the bullet? Where will they find a gun and what caliber will they use?
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