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Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:09:25 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Uma.






Your girlfriend.










Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:09:27 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
She's funny looking.



Her head is funny looking!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:38:52 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
She's funny looking.



Her eyes creep me out.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:40:18 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
you need to check out "Be Cool"

I never realized she had such a nice ass until it was prominently displayed in that black bikini



Ten bucks sez they used a body double for that shot. (I KNOW!!  I know someone who worked on the set...)
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:44:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Nope. -Gloftoe


Fixed.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:47:55 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
She's funny looking.


+1 but i'd still hit it
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:49:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Back in 97 when models (I was messin around with a Ford baby in NY) and movie stars hung out at Spy Bar in New York, I saw her there with Ethan Hawke.  I didn't find her all that attractive but she was tall as hell.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:57:12 PM EDT
[#8]

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Quoted:
Her feet are ok, she does have a nice ass.


My wife's body looks alot like hers.

Does she have nice feet?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:15:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:38:55 PM EDT
[#10]

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Then YOU fuck her.

I look forward to the post with pics of all the manus hot babes that you've notched into you bedpost.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:46:23 PM EDT
[#11]
She doesn't have that "classic" beauty look to her. But neither do I.

I wouldn't be ashamed if my friends found out I was getting pie from her.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:54:06 PM EDT
[#12]
She's all yours... Out of the chics in the Kill Bills I'd take Lucy Liu first, then Vivica Fox, then Go Go... never Daryll Hannah?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 7:01:20 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
She's funny looking.

\

Come on, now!  You aint gonna be fucking her face, just the vertical smile between her legs and popssibly on her backside.
-FAIL-SAFE had no part in this post.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 7:31:08 PM EDT
[#14]
She's got a nice bod for an older broad,and she looks pretty good when she'd done up,but she's no timeless beauty.

If you guys wanna get a laugh there's this movie called "Hysterical Blindness" featuring here and Juliette Lewis as a couplea late 80's,bar hopping,skanks...they play the part really well....god they were a couplea skeazers

Far as Gwenyth Paltrow,I dunno if it was actually her body,but she was 10+ hot in "Shallow Hal" in that bedroom scene....damn she had the nicest ass in that flick  
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 7:43:50 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 8:04:54 PM EDT
[#16]

She's funny looking.


It's those Ulster county genes

Ugly feet but everyone knows about Quentins foot fetish.

Good actress though.  My favorite movie of hers is Hysterical Blindness.

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 8:07:07 PM EDT
[#17]

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Ugly Toes. Damn I'm picky



doest she also have super long thumbs?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:07:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:12:56 PM EDT
[#19]
She's got an okay body but the face doesn't do it for me.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:15:40 PM EDT
[#20]
You guys should check Uma out in a movie called Henry and June. Lotsa her skin there. And as an added bonus all of Maria de Medeiros (Bruce Willis' petite g/f in Pulp Fiction, which is why I bought the movie in the first place!).
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:59:00 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Uma.
www.nndb.com/people/598/000023529/uma.jpg





Your girlfriend.
www.cs.duke.edu/~goodson/vision/Phase1/User%20Hand.jpg







And your girlfriend...

img342.imageshack.us/img342/5779/obese3tw.jpg




Thats not my girlfriend.
Thats your mom!
Show a little respect, man!


Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:02:10 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
She's all yours... Out of the chics in the Kill Bills I'd take Lucy Liu first, then Vivica Fox, then Go Go... never Daryll Hannah?



Vivica Fox first, last and always!! Then a threesome with her and Lucy Liu!!  
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:37:21 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's funny looking.



Her eyes creep me out.



Marty Feldmans eyes creep me out...

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:43:00 PM EDT
[#24]
She basically bores the shit out of me.

She was midly interesting in "Henry & June."
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 3:58:11 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's funny looking.


Her eyes creep me out.


Marty Feldmans eyes creep me out...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Girlieman/photo_4.jpg


LOL.
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 4:02:37 AM EDT
[#26]
I saw her in the gate waiting area at Reagan National airport one night.  She was nice looking but wearing no makeup and regular clothes.  Attractive...definitely hittable but certainly no Faith Hill or Charlize Theron type.  Hollywierd can really make a person look great.  
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 4:44:32 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Nope. -Gloftoe


Fixed.



I see you found Micheal Jackson coming out of the closet.(fridge)

I don't I want to know what he is looking for to use in the fridge.

Link Posted: 4/9/2006 5:14:39 AM EDT
[#28]
skank meter pegged
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 5:41:06 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 4/9/2006 5:53:23 PM EDT
[#30]
to make up for Uma...
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=49643844


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