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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:40:09 PM EDT
I've been thinking about getting this surgery on my eyes but was wary of the cost. Now there's an affordable alternative.

Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself!

In the past, LASIK surgery was an expensive procedure that could only be performed by skilled professionals in a doctor's office or eye clinic. Often costing upwards of $1000 per eye and almost never covered by insurance, Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis (LASIK) was beyond the reach of most Americans.

Now the revolutionary LASIK@Home system makes clear vision affordable for everyone.


www.lasikathome.com/
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:08 PM EDT
you go first
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:15 PM EDT
WTF???


Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:59 PM EDT
I don't trust a program that needs a secondary source of revenue from Ads by Google.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:45:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:46:52 PM EDT
Yeah, that sounds like a real winner.

I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:47:34 PM EDT
so would this be the equivalent of self dentistry like Tom Hanks did on Castaway?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:49:52 PM EDT
Where's the fish head "It's a trap" guy when you need him?

Rick
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:53:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 11:02:56 PM EDT by SubnetMask]
EDITED.

Apparently, my joke detector is broken this morning. Time for some coffee.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:55:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 11:03:16 PM EDT by SubnetMask]


Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:58:05 PM EDT
funny stuff. it looks like you can order that t-shirt from the four step instrucitons page.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:59:04 PM EDT
Holy Stupidity, Batman!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:59:43 PM EDT
Got to love the smoke coming from the eye in the 'don't blink' panel...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:01:04 PM EDT
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:01:56 PM EDT
Hey, wait a minute...Heh.

It's a hoax. You can't order anything, but the cafepress links work just fine. Hee hee. Pretty damn funny...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:04:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sWs2:
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?



If it's a joke, why did it take my credit card order for 5 units?

j/k
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:05:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StrykerDawn:

Originally Posted By sWs2:
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?



If it's a joke, why did it take my credit card order for 5 units?

j/k


Hmm why dont you give me your credit card info and I'll try it, and if any ammo charges show up, just ignore them
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:08:03 PM EDT
You can clearly see in figure #4 it makes you gay, why would you want to?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:13:05 PM EDT


Hmm why dont you give me your credit card info and I'll try it, and if any ammo charges show up, just ignore them



I would, but over the credit limit now - spent the rest on Magic Sea Monkeys and Alpacas.
The Lasix kits are the final part of the plan...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:14:20 PM EDT
If it's so great and simple, then why is that dork in the ad wearing glasses?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:18:42 PM EDT
I've said it before and I'll probably say it again:
some of you people are the most fucking gullible idiots on the planet
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:23:57 PM EDT
#3a - "Don't Blink"

OMG! Give me another 6 pack and I'd do it!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:32:15 PM EDT
In the scene with the Helo it says "Careful (head in the way) going to explode!" and its rite by the Iffel tower thing. Hmm...
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:38:46 PM EDT
I tried to order one. Shopping cart is broken for the device, but works for the t-shirts and mugs.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 12:20:07 AM EDT
I have a Time Life "Do it Yourself Home Surgery Book"...

Saved a ton of money by having my mother in law take my appendix out...
She didn't need any fancy surgical equipment, just some sewing thread, a needle, and steak knife.
A few shots of whiskey and a stick to bite down on took care of the pain...

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:00:32 AM EDT
Gotta love the asterisk in "Perform the painless procedure.*"
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 4:50:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Burley:


I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home.


Thats not really hard to do....
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:10:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 5:11:17 AM EDT by cajunboy2k]
All of the testimonials said they didn't need glasses or contacts. They didnt say they could see any better. I wouldn't need glasses or contacts either,if I were blind.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:27:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 5:52:26 AM EDT by txgp17]
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Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:52:02 AM EDT
Hmmmm.. reminds me of manbeef.com
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:01:52 AM EDT
I've done that! It's Easy and Fun!


Originally Posted By Burley:
Yeah, that sounds like a real winner.

I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home.

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:04:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SubnetMask:
www.lasikathome.com/images/four%20easy%20steps.jpg




i wonder what would happen if you blink
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 6:10:41 AM EDT
No way! This has got to be a joke... Right?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 7:19:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:11:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
People who bought this product also bought the book "Suture Self: Major surgery you can perform on yourself in the comfort of your own home." by Dr. Peter Hackemoff.


CJ



The guy cut his own nutz off.

jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/241/20/2188

Genital and abdominal self-surgery. A case report

N. H. Kalin

In two separate procedures, a psychiatric patient first performed a bilateral orchiectomy on himself and then later attempted to denervate his adrenal glands. This case suggests that physicians should be alerted to the possibility of self-surgery occurring in patients who have sought elective surgery and have been rejected.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:15:33 PM EDT


HI EVERYBODY!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 5:20:12 PM EDT
That's some funny stuff.
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