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Posted: 4/7/2006 8:03:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 8:04:28 AM EDT by Mr45auto]
I know about the stealth missle and the rocket torpedo and of course the flying stealth boat. Have there been any more earth shattering military breakthroughs from this uber brainy country? I could use some entertainment.


Do they have a super-duper hornet?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:06:41 AM EDT
Nothing since the magic carpet with the sidewinder couple days ago.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:10:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:12:50 AM EDT
Yea, I heard they are working on a de-atomizer.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:13:01 AM EDT
I spent some time digging through my old rubbermaid tubs of legos last night. They should be getting some new prototypes soon!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:13:52 AM EDT
They have perfected the Light Sabre for CQB. It now has M4 feedramps for the laser
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:16:54 AM EDT
Flying stealth boat....is a ground effect vehicle, a design that's been around for a very long time, very low tech, it's a joke.

www.du-groundeffect.com/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_effect

www.avweb.com/newswire/10_31a/briefs/187775-1.html

www.sentex.net/~sxing/wig/wig.htm
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:17:16 AM EDT
http://www.tk560.com/phasers.html



Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:17:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wingman26:
Flying stealth boat....is a ground effect vehicle, a design that's been around for a very long time, very low tech, it's a joke.

www.du-groundeffect.com/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_effect

www.avweb.com/newswire/10_31a/briefs/187775-1.html

www.sentex.net/~sxing/wig/wig.htm



But....but....but....only ten countries have the technology to make them....
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:21:54 AM EDT
I think they have developed a new process to make mud bricks for housing.

Instead of the normal 25 day process, they have cut it back to 22 days!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:23:19 AM EDT
I heard they may be unveiling their new quantum torpedoes in the near future.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:29:40 AM EDT
Maybe they'll invent that flying car I've always wanted.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:47:20 AM EDT
Oh yes!!!!!!!!! A super secret high order implosive bomb. This is soooo stealthy, you could be sitting on one and when it goes off, all you will notice is a moment of darkness, like when you blink your eyes, and everything will still look the same. Only Iran has the technology to see the utter devastation it has caused. They think so highly of it they bought stock in all Company’s that make Depends type garments so they will make even more money when the rest of the world rushes out to buy Depends so they wont make too much of a mess when they soil themselves when news of this weeepon is made public.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:48:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:06:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
where the hell do you think airsoft came from.



Pffffttttt.....only wussie Amerikans have Airsoft. They have Airhard. Too many people were getting hurt playing that now they just pretend to shoot one and chuck a rock to simulate a hit.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:09:29 AM EDT
I heard they were painting their jets with that spray paint with the clear lid,you cant see then now.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:11:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I heard they were painting their jets with that spray paint with the clear lid,you cant see then now.



no, no, they were using PAM cooking spray so missles couldnt lock on

and they filed down the firing pins on all their guns to make them full auto
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:14:45 AM EDT
I saw a classified document that showed an armored camel drone, with two sks mounted on each side. It is supposed to be trained to seek out infidels, and can fight in the desert for days without water. They called it their version of the predator, and said it could evade radar, and needed no human guidence, and also can reach speeds of 25 mph. The boat salesman sold it to them, price was like 2mil a piece. Scarey shit
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:42:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr45auto:
I know about the stealth missle and the rocket torpedo and of course the flying stealth boat. Have there been any more earth shattering military breakthroughs from this uber brainy country? I could use some entertainment.


Do they have a super-duper hornet?


I think one scientist who was eating a chocolate bar while walking to a research lab ran into another scientist who was eating a jar of peanut butter. The conversation went something like this.

Dirka dirka... your peanut butter is on my chocolate bar!
Dirka dirka... your chocolate bar is in my peanut butter!



Anyway, I see a patent pending.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:07:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:
geocities.com/funylinks2004/avionladen.jpg



Link Posted: 4/7/2006 10:16:58 AM EDT
I would have been weird to see a bunch of these heading your way

(during the cold war)
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:48:35 PM EDT
Iran is probably trying to buy Israeli-made weapons from the commie Chinese.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 7:15:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:



a V6 shortblock?
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:21:04 AM EDT
They invented the phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:27:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I heard they were painting their jets with that spray paint with the clear lid,you cant see then now.



no, no, they were using PAM cooking spray so missles couldnt lock on

and they filed down the firing pins on all their guns to make them full auto



Yea, they have TOAD and Vulcan Arms makeing their guns.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:32:58 AM EDT
Keep your eyes peeled for the announcement of Sharks with Laser beams mounted on them
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:47:54 AM EDT
It's a middle eastern country.

The most advanced technology that will ever come out of them is the following:




Everything else they have to trade oil for.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:57:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mr45auto:

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
www.canmag.com/images/front/movies20052/doom16.jpg



a V6 shortblock?



That's kinda what I thought when I saw that movie.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 10:00:33 AM EDT
We could break Iran in a matter of weeks. The terror attacks in the West as a result would be horrible, and we would need a lot of infantry, probably more than we have, but we could do it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:53:57 AM EDT

hahaha - who should we invade next?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1598174198017667001&pl=true


(I am saddened by American understanding of geography and who is where though)
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