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Posted: 4/5/2006 4:01:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 4:04:41 PM EDT by ArmyInfantryVet]
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190462,00.html
www.flurl.com/item/Irans_super_powe..._boat_u_113389/

TEHRAN, Iran — Iran said Tuesday it had tested what it called a "super-modern flying boat" capable of evading radar. State TV showed a brief clip of the boat's launch.

^ An article about the new "stealth" boat the Iranians have which is going to sink our carrier groups if we dare attack them. LOL, these guys are terrible at propaganda. First a stealth missile, now a stealth boat, what's next????
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:02:31 PM EDT
yes but only we have chuck norris.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:05:46 PM EDT
And Dick Jones.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:06:50 PM EDT
Well, time to go get fitted for a man dress.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:07:56 PM EDT
Toy radio-controlled boats don't count, last I checked.

Hell, Iran couldn't even beat Iraq in a war, they honestly think they can screw with the US????? Gimme a fucking break, towelheads.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:09:08 PM EDT
Shit, I thought maybe they had cut back to steak only four times/week or something serious.



5sub
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:09:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BobCole:
Toy radio-controlled boats don't count, last I checked.

Hell, Iran couldn't even beat Iraq in a war, they honestly think they can screw with the US????? Gimme a fucking break, towelheads.




well last I heard a couple of nutjobs in Qatar did........
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:10:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 4:11:06 PM EDT by PromptCritical]
Step right up and place your bets!


vs.


Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:10:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:10:49 PM EDT
Jeez, we'll just raise John Denver from the dead, give him a guitar and drop him over there to sing "Rocky Mountain High' over and over til they drop.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:12:00 PM EDT
Iran has superweapons!!!

See, they think that scares us off, but we’re Americans. We should be shouting with joy that we finally have an enemy worth fighting.

(Course that’s easy for me to say, I’m not in the military and won’t be facing the “Bass Boat of Doom”)
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:12:42 PM EDT
Iran's worst nightmare.

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:15:51 PM EDT
my first DUPE
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:16:19 PM EDT
There is one hell of a salesman out there, GM needs to recruit this guy.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:18:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Iran's worst nightmare.

www.naval-technology.com/projects/vanguard/images/vanguard5.jpg



I always though they were green...
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:21:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By quijanos:
my first DUPE




If you don't provide a link, you're a dupeshit.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:22:20 PM EDT
There is nothing Iran can start that we can't finish.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:22:31 PM EDT



Fuck Yeah!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:30:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By quijanos:
my first DUPE




If you don't provide a link, you're a dupeshit.



it is a dupe, if someone searches for "flying boat" it should come up.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:32:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:32:43 PM EDT
What's that thing on top supposed to be? Granny in a rocking chair with a shotgun?
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:33:40 PM EDT
LOL. I'm sure the US Navy is afraid of an Iranian sea-plane.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:35:52 PM EDT
that thing does not look very stealthy............I bet it's a Hasegawa model kit
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:37:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigT:
What's that thing on top supposed to be? Granny in a rocking chair with a shotgun?



That's for the mullah
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:37:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Iran's worst nightmare.

www.naval-technology.com/projects/vanguard/images/vanguard5.jpg



I always though they were green...



That's a British SSBN, or SSGN, whichever setup they run, as evidenced by the title "Vanguard."

We use red paint, the British use white, I guess.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:37:29 PM EDT
Should we name this new Iranian "weapon"?

A name for it: clay pidgeon.

John
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:39:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
Step right up and place your bets!

www.foxnews.com/images/198885/0_21_040406_iran_boat.jpg
vs.
tri.army.mil/LC/CS/csa/phalanx.jpg




Dang it I was thinking the same thing, you beat me to it.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:40:57 PM EDT
I think the subs are more of a threat then damn crappy flying boat
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:41:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Templar223:
Should we name this new Iranian "weapon"?

A name for it: clay pidgeon.

John



Chuck Norris can raoundhouse that thing without even breaking a sweat. Hell, Chuck Norris can kill every soldier in the Iranian Army by just staring them down.

LONG LIVE THE CHUCK.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:43:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gunlvr8:

Originally Posted By BigT:
What's that thing on top supposed to be? Granny in a rocking chair with a shotgun?



That's for the mullah



Right. I went back and read the original post. Dupe this sucker.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:47:34 PM EDT
well, the best way to make sure no super fast under water rocket can fire is to keep them from having ships in the water. our air power will take that crap out in the first day of combat.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:49:14 PM EDT
"There are NO infidels in the city. I repeat, there are NO infidels in the city. They all died in the desert, killed by our glorious, courageous troops."



Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:51:06 PM EDT
I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about the recent prohibition on hookers the Navy implemented.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:52:56 PM EDT
These missiles will never become an issue. CTU is sending in Jack Bauer, and The Unit is also going in with him to take them out.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:58:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dport:
I'm sorry, I thought this was a thread about the recent prohibition on hookers the Navy implemented.



Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:58:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NME:
And Dick Jones.



OCP runs the cops and Dick Jones runs OCP!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:04:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Besides, how many of these "super weapons" do you think Iran has? Not enough to make much of a difference, no matter what.



Agreed. Rube "Dirka Dirka Jihad" Goldberg probably only produced one unit. Murphy is waiting to launch it.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:08:58 PM EDT
More rehashed half assed russian designs made with half the manufacturing ability.

Bah.
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