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Posted: 4/5/2006 1:36:48 PM EDT
1. I can open oysters and clams like no body's business.

2. I make the meanest bloody mary east of the Mississippi.

3. My seafood gumbo (stolen recipe of course) makes a cajun's eyes water.


your turn.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:40:11 PM EDT
I can cook and I give a great neck rub.

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:40:17 PM EDT
none that i know of
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:41:46 PM EDT
1. kicking ass
2. chewing bubblegum
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:42:46 PM EDT
I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

B_S
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:42:58 PM EDT
1. I can kill, clean and cook a large animal.

2. I can do carpentry, plumbing, electrical, as well a weld.

3. I can hold my own in the kitchen

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:44:14 PM EDT
[napoleon dynamite]Girls want boyfriends with skills. Bo staff skills, nunchuk skills, computer hacking skills....[/napoleon dynamite]

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:44:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 1:46:14 PM EDT by 26RED26]
I am pretty good with a bowstaffhad
Damn it I had It before anyone else slow computer hahaha
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:48:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
1. kicking ass
2. chewing bubblegum



And I'm all out of gum, so you can imagine what's gonna happen. Cuz one or the other is gonna happen.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:49:56 PM EDT
I am pretty good with a speculum.

Dr. ARDOC, you were the best pap test that I ever had!

Yes I have heard that statement many a time. I still dont know how to respond to that one.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:57:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 1:57:29 PM EDT by Ginger]

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am pretty good with a speculum.






I hope you warm it up first.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 1:59:55 PM EDT
My skils? Topps at tieping and speling.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:01:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 2:02:29 PM EDT by bblake00]
I know how to piss of women.

I know how to turn them off too.

I ussually start by saying "Hi".


I excel at these.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:04:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:14:13 PM EDT
Being a first class asshole. Being pissed off.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:14:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
1. kicking ass
2. chewing bubblegum



I tell my kids this all the time. I also tell them I'm out of gum
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:15:56 PM EDT
I'm pretty good at shooting stuff.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:18:30 PM EDT
Nunchakus....(seriously)
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:20:39 PM EDT
I have the ability to make farm machinery into art.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:20:50 PM EDT
They wanted me to join their gang... I have great bo-staff skills.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:21:11 PM EDT
Lifting heavy objects

Drawing

Writing

­Shooting large caliber handguns

Guitar

Saxophone
Bass

Looking good
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:24:07 PM EDT
"Jack of all trades, Master of none"

Pretty much sums up the last 50 years.................
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:26:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am pretty good with a speculum.

Dr. ARDOC, you were the best pap test that I ever had!

Yes I have heard that statement many a time. I still dont know how to respond to that one. hr


You should just smile and say, "It was my pleasure."
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:27:17 PM EDT
I solve problems.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:28:25 PM EDT
I throw a mean DONKEY PUNCH!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:30:03 PM EDT
Dude, I gota mad skillz... I am 247 365 1911 45acp Acidgambit, holla !
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:31:09 PM EDT
Facilitating the female orgasm.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:36:28 PM EDT
Damn good cook, pretty decent shot (better with a rifle than a handgun--but best with darts when a round is on the line---I know, I know...) and I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:38:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DocBrooks:
3. My seafood gumbo (stolen recipe of course) makes a cajun's eyes water.



My farts can do that too. Doesn't necessarily mean either are good.

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:40:44 PM EDT
I am a Master Lovemaker
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 2:43:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By UZIgrl:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am pretty good with a speculum.

Dr. ARDOC, you were the best pap test that I ever had!

Yes I have heard that statement many a time. I still dont know how to respond to that one.



You should just smile and say, "It was my pleasure."



Obviously it was HER pleasure.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:10:00 PM EDT
We use disposible plastic ones. So they are never cold and never have been used. The metal ones after awhile can never be too clean. You can sterilized them but something about it being used in 1000 patients before makes kind of icky.

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:23:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 3:23:27 PM EDT by BOBK48]
I can break/destroy anything! Hey, it's what I'm good at!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:25:00 PM EDT
I can fix everything but the crack of dawn
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:25:36 PM EDT
I am very skilled at drinking beer.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:26:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 3:27:22 PM EDT by VTHOKIESHOOTER]
Lounge around doing nothing.

I am also the best timber cruiser in southwest Virginia, have a 2.3 golf handicap and I am not so bad behind a trigger.

GF says I am a pro at channel surfing.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:29:40 PM EDT
I can cook BBQ like nobody's business.
I am very "effective".
I can drink *FAR* more beer than you can in one sitting.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:29:59 PM EDT
It would seem, after my last range session, that I am a pretty good shot.

I can reload ammo.

I can do most of my own gunsmithing.

According to my daughter I am also a world class asshole.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:33:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Camp_Ninja:
I can drink *FAR* more beer than you can in one sitting.



If I'm ever in Alabama, I'd like to prove you wrong.

Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:40:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 3:40:59 PM EDT by RIA45ACP]

Originally Posted By bblake00:
I know how to piss off women.

I know how to turn them off too.

I ussually start by saying "Hi".


I excel at these.



haha +1
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:58:24 PM EDT
jack of all trades master at none....well accept for working out....Im a real pro at 12 ounce curls.

Im big into offshore powerboats anything from wrenching to setup to driving...I got a wicked rough water throttle arm.

I tinker with just about anything mechanical known to man, I grew up in the farm and construction life so heavy equipment operation and wrenching was how I spent my childhood,

Ive dabbled in carpentry, electrical, sandblasting, painting, body work, metalwork, lots of fiberglass and composite work, landscaping, drywall, ect. ect. on the fun side I dabble with boats and watercraft, shooting, hunting, motorcycles, wakeboarding, snow skiing, scuba diving, drinking, chasing women and pissing them off, and e bay.



Im very good at drooling, staring, and sleeping.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:59:36 PM EDT
I can fix modern Mercedes-Benzes. Particularly stuff built after 1994, the newer it is, the better I am. I also excel at installing accessories in these vehicles. Troubleshooting and diagnostics are my favorite though.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:01:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
1. kicking asswalking
2. chewing bubblegum


fixed it for you
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:34:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/5/2006 4:37:13 PM EDT by snarfbatt]
I can fix most machines and electrical problems.
I can kill and skin large and small animals.
I can make my own Sausage from raw meat.
I can cook damn near anything.
I can shoot to some degree, running rabbits with a .357 at 25 yards works.
Ninja I would like to take you up on you challenge for 12 oz's (oh wait you are down South it's 16oz may be rough)
But my best is putting a 10ga. angiocath in a external jugular, before a EMT can spike a IV bag. My Masterpiece was in a boat in a river at full throttle at 3 dark am with one hand.
How many medics have had that kind of call.


Forgot I can Piss off the wive with four words (ex husbands name, You Married Him) Good for no Pie for a week.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:41:18 PM EDT
I can spend money really well.

I'm also good at eating, and procrastinating.

Seriously though I'm good with computers. I can figure out just about anything. My trademark is find solutions to problems that have baffled other techs.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:46:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
Dude, I gota mad skillz... I am 247 365 1911 45acp Acidgambit, holla !




I wonder how many people are going to try and call you
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:56:59 PM EDT
I am a good cook
I know how to listen
I communicate well
I can train animals well
Kids love me [almost as much as I love them]
I am a good scout
I'm a fair shot
I'm a lot of fun
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:01:28 PM EDT
Drive +3
Firearms +3 (pistols +1)
Stealth +1
Area Knowledge (Atlanta) +2
Music +1
Computers +3 (programming +2)
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:01:47 PM EDT
I can rebuild cars and rifles
from this

to this

and from this

to this
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:07:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By UZIgrl:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
I am pretty good with a speculum.

Dr. ARDOC, you were the best pap test that I ever had!

Yes I have heard that statement many a time. I still dont know how to respond to that one.



You should just smile and say, "It was my pleasure."



then it sounds perverted......as if HE enjoyed it...
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 5:07:55 PM EDT
Gunsmithing
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