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Posted: 4/4/2006 7:03:51 PM EDT
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some of them are pretty bad.

strawberry_snaps and me's least favorite is the one in "team america"

goodness that one is bad........
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:05:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:07:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:
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some of them are pretty bad.

strawberry_snaps and me's least favorite is the one in "team america"

goodness that one is bad........



it was bad, but very VERY funny at the same time. did you see the extended version on the DVD where they piss and shit on eachother?
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:08:48 PM EDT
Enemy At The Gates.

Worst sex scene ever. The girl looked like she was having a seizure.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:11:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:12:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Enemy At The Gates.

Worst sex scene ever. The girl looked like she was having a seizure.



+.9bar
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:14:45 PM EDT
Kathy Bates's hottub scene with Jack Nicholson in About Schmit
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:17:31 PM EDT
That question isn't even challenging....

Let the banjo music start.......
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:19:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:25:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Silesius:
img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/963911/HepburnGoldenPond.jpg



bet that required lube.....
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:30:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 7:30:40 PM EDT by 20iner]
Enemy at the Gates +1000000

wasn't able to jerk off to it, much like this thread.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:31:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 7:34:23 PM EDT by byron2112]
Most rediculous...

How bout the movie Excalibur when Uther Pendragon is doing Egrain(sp?) while in a full suit of plate armour

Is that even possible? ...and if it is wouldn't be a bit uncomfortable for the gal...little roadrash on the inner thighs?



I was kinda embarrassed at a movie with my old man once too.

We went to see the original Conan the Barbarian(I was 10-11) and there's this scene where Arnold is pumping the hell outta this broad he runs into....she starts turnin into a witch and starts to bite and scratch him.....he eventually throws the bitch in the fireplace...
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:31:14 PM EDT
The stairwell scene in "A History of Violence."

I'm no prude, but that scene was cringe worthy, and my wife & I came very close to shutting off the DVD because of it.

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:31:57 PM EDT
Anything involving scat porn....
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:32:28 PM EDT
jack black kissing r. lee ermey in Saving Silverman. It wasn't sex, but it was bad enough
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:43:48 PM EDT
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll­lll Pigggggggggyyyy!!!!


errrrrrrrrryyyy errrrrrrrrryyyyyy!!!!

sorry but ive been disturbed ever since seeing that

and the sound of banjos makes me fear Missouri
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:45:09 PM EDT
Most ridiculous? (but also my most favorite), the severed head cunniligus scene from 'Reanimator".
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:46:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blackbag223:

Originally Posted By Silesius:
img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/963911/HepburnGoldenPond.jpg



bet that required lube.....



Or polygrip.

Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:46:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By byron2112:
Most rediculous...

How bout the movie Excalibur when Uther Pendragon is doing Egrain(sp?) while in a full suit of plate armour

Is that even possible? ...and if it is wouldn't be a bit uncomfortable for the gal...little roadrash on the inner thighs?



I was kinda embarrassed at a movie with my old man once too.

We went to see the original Conan the Barbarian(I was 10-11) and there's this scene where Arnold is pumping the hell outta this broad he runs into....she starts turnin into a witch and starts to bite and scratch him.....he eventually throws the bitch in the fireplace...



Yeah, that armor sex scene is pretty disturbing. It's even more disturbing when you find out that woman is the DIRECTOR'S DAUGHTER!

My personal least favorite, horrible sex scene is the one in matrix reloaded.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:49:57 PM EDT
Brokeback Mountain??
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:50:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Duke-Nukem-:
Rising Sun.

Went to see that movie with my dad and they do this big erotic asphxyation scene at the beginning. Never been so embarrassed to be in the same movie theater as my old man.



try this on for size.......You go to a family wedding for your girlfriends uncle......the bachelor, (her uncle), and you and your GF's Father and the rest of the guys are watching porn......everyone is making their rude comments about "been there, done that, blah,blah,blah"......and your GF's dad is just giving you this look.......and I'm just like this......"Not us, we don't do that"......oh man, talk about uncomfortable........what was this thread about again?...
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:51:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By byron2112:
Most rediculous...

How bout the movie Excalibur when Uther Pendragon is doing Egrain(sp?) while in a full suit of plate armour

Is that even possible? ...and if it is wouldn't be a bit uncomfortable for the gal...little roadrash on the inner thighs?



Clankity clankityclankityclankity

Another +1 for the scene in A History of Violence....was it rape, was it consentual

Anyone remember the movie Species, I don't like the idea of being killed by an alie after sex, not cool.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:51:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
Brokeback Mountain??



Sorry, cant say that I've seen that one.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 7:54:38 PM EDT
we need a thread about 'best sex scenes' this one sucks
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:01:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 8:05:01 PM EDT by jj]

Originally Posted By byron2112:
Most rediculous...

How bout the movie Excalibur when Uther Pendragon is doing Egrain(sp?) while in a full suit of plate armour

Is that even possible? ...and if it is wouldn't be a bit uncomfortable for the gal...little roadrash on the inner thighs?



I was kinda embarrassed at a movie with my old man once too.

We went to see the original Conan the Barbarian(I was 10-11) and there's this scene where Arnold is pumping the hell outta this broad he runs into....she starts turnin into a witch and starts to bite and scratch him.....he eventually throws the bitch in the fireplace...




lol I went with my dad to see conan. I think he was more uncomfortable than I was.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:03:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
we need a thread about 'best sex scenes' this one sucks



www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=452164&page=1
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:05:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Enemy At The Gates.

Worst sex scene ever. The girl looked like she was having a seizure.



That, or he was just fooking huge!
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:10:17 PM EDT
Monsters Ball, i didnt know there was an unsexy side to Halley Barrey* (sp) not to mention, how could a man take advantage of a woman in her position..

man i still have nightmares about that.

icky
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:11:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Enemy At The Gates.

Worst sex scene ever. The girl looked like she was having a seizure.


Who the hell cares what *she* looked like? Jude Law looked amazing! *copious amounts of drool*
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:15:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 8:16:48 PM EDT by byron2112]
Ok now that I think of it probably the worst scene is in Pulp Fiction.

That was a real shocker...with the music and the redneck(Zed) hootin and hollerin,slappin Marcelus Wallace on the ass.

The other dudes just standin there sweatin,watchin and waitin his turn

Fucked up..
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:20:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 8:21:42 PM EDT by Screechjet1]
Jason Patric and Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Rush"

It was like watching two methheads go to the bathroom.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:21:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
Enemy At The Gates.

Worst sex scene ever. The girl looked like she was having a seizure.


Agreed. I always skip that part.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 8:31:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By byron2112:
Most rediculous...

How bout the movie Excalibur when Uther Pendragon is doing Egrain(sp?) while in a full suit of plate armour

Is that even possible? ...and if it is wouldn't be a bit uncomfortable for the gal...little roadrash on the inner thighs?




Ding ding ding. We have a winner!


Woody
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 9:29:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 9:30:20 PM EDT by blacklisted]

Originally Posted By RockoZ:
Monsters Ball, i didnt know there was an unsexy side to Halley Barrey* (sp) not to mention, how could a man take advantage of a woman in her position..

man i still have nightmares about that.

icky



What's worse is that you can see Billy Bob's beanbag.

I can't believe that nobody else is horrified by the scene in Matrix: Reloaded.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:33:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By blacklisted:

Originally Posted By RockoZ:
Monsters Ball, i didnt know there was an unsexy side to Halley Barrey* (sp) not to mention, how could a man take advantage of a woman in her position..

man i still have nightmares about that.

icky



What's worse is that you can see Billy Bob's beanbag.

I can't believe that nobody else is horrified by the scene in Matrix: Reloaded.



Yeah, the shot of Reeves' cornhole pissed me off.
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