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Posted: 4/4/2006 4:23:13 PM EDT
Tomorrow I will be doing my second wet lab (getting paid to get drunk and take sobriety tests) with the US Coast Guard. Looks like I'll have to drink between 14-16 oz of John Daniels. WooHoo
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:26:32 PM EDT
I hate you.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:29:00 PM EDT
Its only $12.50/hr for 6 hours.....We do the sobriety tests in the last hour, so I'm already so drunk that it doesn't matter
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:29:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
Its only $12.50/hr for 6 hours.....We do the sobriety tests in the last hour, so I'm already so drunk that it doesn't matter



But you get to drink and be drunk for tests. That is so cool.
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:30:42 PM EDT
more details.... how do you get a gig like this?
Link Posted: 4/4/2006 4:36:32 PM EDT
I work at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center here in Charleston. Basically I happened upon a great job (pay is pretty good, I only do about 30 minutes of work for every 4 hours of pay, and co-workers and boss are good people).

To get the job, I had to get a security clearance which was a lot of paperwork (similar to the paperwork a recruiter gives you to fill out before you enlist) but I don't know how far they really dug into my past.

We do all kinds of work, from working with the US Parole Officers to the Coast Guard, to Border Patrol and more. It's interesting and fun work (if you want to call it that)
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:54:39 PM EDT
ok, so...I just got back from my wet lab....I had 10 oz of John Daniels, and blew a BAC of .099 I'm drunk!!!
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 3:58:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
ok, so...I just got back from my wet lab....I had 10 oz of John Daniels, and blew a BAC of .099 I'm drunk!!!



Pansy.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:00:38 PM EDT
I know, I told them to just give me the whole bottle and let me finish it....but the damn Coast Guard wouldn't let me.....Don't be mad at me, If you lived in SC, I'd hook you up with a job
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:03:33 PM EDT
John Daniels?

I never heard of it.

Jack Daniels maybe?


Balming
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:08:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Balming:
John Daniels?

I never heard of it.

Jack Daniels maybe?


Balming


You may know him as Jack, but when you know him as well as I do......
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:11:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
I know, I told them to just give me the whole bottle and let me finish it....but the damn Coast Guard wouldn't let me.....Don't be mad at me, If you lived in SC, I'd hook you up with a job




Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:14:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:

Originally Posted By Balming:
John Daniels?

I never heard of it.

Jack Daniels maybe?


Balming


You may know him as Jack, but when you know him as well as I do......



Lt.Col. Jack Slade, "Scent of a Woman".
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:18:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:
I work at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center here in Charleston. Basically I happened upon a great job (pay is pretty good, I only do about 30 minutes of work for every 4 hours of pay, and co-workers and boss are good people).

To get the job, I had to get a security clearance which was a lot of paperwork (similar to the paperwork a recruiter gives you to fill out before you enlist) but I don't know how far they really dug into my past.

We do all kinds of work, from working with the US Parole Officers to the Coast Guard, to Border Patrol and more. It's interesting and fun work (if you want to call it that)





Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:20:21 PM EDT
Maybe he did mean "John" Daniels.
He is doing work for the Federal Gov. they are not known for buying the best. I bet they got it from Daniels but it is the bottom of the barrel sludge, that the Daniels would flush down the "John".
Oh and they would pay $600 a bottle.
Link Posted: 4/5/2006 4:23:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:

Originally Posted By NorthernBornRebel:

Originally Posted By Balming:
John Daniels?

I never heard of it.

Jack Daniels maybe?


Balming


You may know him as Jack, but when you know him as well as I do......



Lt.Col. Jack Slade, "Scent of a Woman".


Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding, Old Painless is the winner.....first person to get it and not think I'm too drunk or just some cheesy gubmint worker
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