As your attorney I advise you to:
(from a 20+ Vegas trip vet)
For your first time to Vegas...Do the glitzy / tourist / gambling / ooh-shiny thing for no more than 2 days.
Spend some time at the pool...by city law the pools are only 4 feet deep everywhere...I think it's becasue I'm always so drunk. Better than to drink yourself into a blackout at the pool than gamble all day. It's easy to get caught up into gambling way too much.
Set at least one night aside for a nice, expensive dinner. The steak house at Circus Circus is good, but there are literally dozens of great restaurants. If you end up at the Hard Rock check out
Nobu for sushi - it's owned by one of the former TV Iron Chefs. Make sure you check and see if there's any good concerts at the Hard Rock when you're there - but it may be hard to get tix.
MAYBE see one of those big shows....maybe not...they're pretty expensive. If you're going to toss a grip of cash for a show, probably one of the Cirque de Soleil shows (I think they're everywhere now).
Or my favorite...
Do something a little less classy! Like:
Drink Ass Juice at the best dive bar in town, the
Double Down Saloon. It's kind of a hard rock/punk bar, with a great set on the jukebox (i.e. the CRAMPS), if you're into that.
More of a R&B guy? See
Purple Reign at the Boardwalk Casino. It's free, but popular, so get there early. It's like a three drink minimum, with expensive drinks. If you're not drinking, some huge bouncer will toss you out for someone thirstier. The show is great! It's a Prince cover band, and they've nailed it to the wall. They even bring out a fake Morris Day, with a fake Jerome (the guy with the mirror, remember?).
Like easy listening or pop? Check out the Sunspots downtown (free). It's a Filipino cover band, and it's HILARIOUS. They take requests...ask them to sing Lola (when they sing the song, it comes out "Ro-ra, ro-ro-ro-ro-Ro-ra"). Sorry no hotlink, but google it.
Check out a website called
CheapoVegas.
Mind altered,
Your Attorney, Dr. Gonzo