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Posted: 4/3/2006 3:03:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/4/2006 2:53:54 PM EDT by Greywolf2112]
830 pounds!



Holy Crap! And I had to stick my arm, up to my armpit, underneath her to push and retrieve her cassettes - I feel unclean. WOW.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:05:12 PM EDT
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:06:06 PM EDT
(I can't help myself...)

Maybe she should get together with the guy who's just a torso?

(I'm gonna smoke a turd in hell for that.)
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:06:07 PM EDT
I'd hit it



Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:06:42 PM EDT


Would you hit it ?

HS1
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:07:45 PM EDT


830?!

Thats a whole lot of Ho-hos.

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:07:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:08:22 PM EDT
The question is:

How much radiation did it take to penetrate all those layers of slothfulness and gluttony?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:09:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DOW:
I'd hit it



Better bring a 50 pound sack of flour, 100 feet of rope and a couple of 4x4x12's....
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:09:44 PM EDT
Did ya find any saltines in there?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:12:57 PM EDT
Was she hot?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:14:30 PM EDT
Some people have all the fun.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:15:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:17:21 PM EDT
www.thatvideosite.com/view/1982.html

Did she look like this?

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:18:30 PM EDT
Can Ye Smell IT!?!?!?!?!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:20:35 PM EDT
Probably a poor person. Makes you wonder how so many of so-called poor people get so fat.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:20:41 PM EDT
Repulsive.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:20:42 PM EDT
Ya know,I'm guilty of letting myself go somewhat,I could lose another 30 lbs or so and be in good shape but ......DAMN!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:21:08 PM EDT
PICS???
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:23:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:23:33 PM EDT
120 lbs, 400 lbs, 830 lbs, she still a human being. A PERSON...... Let's be a little more sensitive here.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:24:18 PM EDT
Did you make sure she wasn't pregnant first?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:26:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:27:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 3:44:32 PM EDT by Phil_A_Steen]

Originally Posted By migunner:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/derekj03/postpics.gif

i had to say it...



Here you go, MiGunner:

Edited to remove the photo that in no way and no how could be construed as BOTD!!!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:29:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DOW:
I'd hit it




Any fold will do!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:29:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PocketG:
120 lbs, 400 lbs, 830 lbs, she still a human being. A PERSON...... Let's be a little more sensitive here.



You've come to the wrong place for sensitivity. I suggest you look for it here
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:30:52 PM EDT
Did they bring her in on a pallet jack, or did you make a house call.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:32:48 PM EDT
830 lbs. isn't a person. It's a person who ate 3 or 4 other persons!!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:34:06 PM EDT
And somewhere there is some sick bastard masturbating to this thread....
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:34:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
And somewhere there is some sick bastard masturbating to this thread....


Dang.....you found me out......
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:35:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
830 pounds!



Holy Crap! And I had to stick my arm, up to my armpit, underneath her to push and retrieve her cassettes - I feel unclean. WOW.



For the life of me I cannot fathom how someone becomes 830 pounds.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:35:17 PM EDT
you say you'd hit it, but there is nothing more embarassing than finding out you've been fucking a roll
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:35:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fidel:
Can Ye Smell IT!?!?!?!?!



You bastard...
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:36:27 PM EDT
Guys! Guys! Guys!.... I just can't believe how mean you all are. You may be talking about someones' wife or girlfriend that is a member here!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:36:36 PM EDT
Ya'll better watch it...if she gets about 500 lbs. liposuctioned out, she'll come kick all our asses!

That's gotta be one beast of a woman to drag around that much weight; I dunno if I could even walk across the house with an extra 600 lbs. stuck to me.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:36:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 3:37:39 PM EDT by blacklisted]
That makes me want to lose some weight even more...
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:37:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 7:32:23 PM EDT by Gloftoe]

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Originally Posted By migunner:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/derekj03/postpics.gif

i had to say it...



Here you go, MiGunner:

And yet YOU quoted it, blacklisted!? -Gloftoe
botd IBTL
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:37:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
830 lbs. isn't a person. It's a person who ate 3 or 4 other persons!!



Really, you would think that about the time you figure out that you weigh as much as the offensive line of a highschool football team, it might be time to put down the fork.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:37:49 PM EDT
Damn she would make one hell of a grease fire if she got cremated.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:38:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
you say you'd hit it, but there is nothing more embarassing than finding out you've been fucking a roll



You speak from experience here???
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:41:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Damn she would make one hell of a grease fire if she got cremated.


You owe me a new monitor.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:42:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 7:33:04 PM EDT by Gloftoe]

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Originally Posted By migunner:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/derekj03/postpics.gif

i had to say it...



Here you go, MiGunner:

Dammit, you too P806?! -Gloftoe

BAN HIM!
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:42:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 3:43:32 PM EDT by DigDug]

Originally Posted By Napoleon_Tanerite:
you say you'd hit it, but there is nothing more embarassing than finding out you've been fucking a roll



Tail is tail. Even if it has a toasted cheese sandwich lodged in there...
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:44:21 PM EDT
We were called to the ER of University hospital last year to help load a patient into an ambulance. He was 1000+lbs, they were transporting him to Auburn University, they have a good vet school, and the large equipment to x-ray elaphants. The guy had originally come to UAB in a UHaul truck, in his on bed, a roll back wrecker was used to pull his bed out of his house(?) then it backed up to the uhaul to load him in. The guy was so big he couldn't move, so I wonder how he ate, and if someone was continually bringing him food. I'm sure it was some sort of disease he had, so I felt for the guy. He was having gastric by pass surgery, but had to lose weight first, I would like to know the outcome.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:45:22 PM EDT
Did she have some sort of medical condition that caused her to gain that much weight. I can't see how eating alone could cause you to gain that much weight without some sort of condition that caused immobility and excessive weight gain in the first place.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:47:08 PM EDT
no pics?

was she hot?
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:49:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PocketG:
120 lbs, 400 lbs, 830 lbs, she still a human being. A PERSON......



A very fat person. Please be sensitive to my humor needs. Thank you.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:52:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/3/2006 3:55:02 PM EDT by ChrisLe]

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
830 pounds!



Holy Crap! And I had to stick my arm, up to my armpit, underneath her to push and retrieve her cassettes - I feel unclean. WOW.



830 lbs? A mere drop in the bucket.

My largest patient was 1,100 lbs and lived on the 4th floor of a walkup in Brooklyn.
It took 13 hours, 3 FDNY ambulances, 4 engine companies, 3 ladder companies, 2 rescue trucks, a collapse unit, a hi-angle rescue unit, a Consolidated Edison Utility truck (he wouldn't fit in the ambulance), and a fork lift to get her to the hospital......

At the hospital we had NYPD ESU standing by to dismantle the ER entrance doors as she wouldn't fit through them in the home-made wooden skid/stretcher that we built on site to transport him on.....

Oh ya, it was a nice, balmy 92 degrees out at the time..................Ahh, the joys of EMS!


Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:53:34 PM EDT
At 830 pounds she has long since been able to fend for herself.

Some equally disturbed person had to purchase food and cook for her.

Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:55:25 PM EDT
IM Ilikelegs for pics.
Link Posted: 4/3/2006 3:55:33 PM EDT
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