The American Woodchuck can chuck many more than the rest of the woodchucks, he is bigger, stronger and has more money than all the other woodchucks.
The French Woodchuck will surrender all his wood to the German woodchucks.
He cooks well, but that don't count.
The British Woodchuck chucks a lot of wood, but he can't keep his teeth sharp because he can't get a dentist appointment....
The Austrailian Woodchuck has the best beer. Nuff said.
The Canadian Woodchuck has the best beer.
The Italian Woodchuck...wants to take over the transportation of all the wood.
The Japanese Woodchuck cuts his wood too small and thinking that other woodchucks actually care that he can do that....
The Chinese woodchuck just mass produced wood with slave labor from Indonesia.
The Korean woodchuck will buy its wood from America and then out-produce everyone, but then he'll spend all his cash on the American wood car.