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Posted: 8/17/2001 1:25:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:29:00 PM EDT
Well, we agree on one thing - you are "troubled."
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:30:58 PM EDT
I will go you one better, my friend: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? The answer: Tuesday, because a vest has no sleeves. Kind of puts it all in perspective doesn't it? No, don't thank me. A job well done is its own reward. Jarhead out.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:33:10 PM EDT
1) None. A woodchuck can't chuck wood for a reason. 2) 2 1/2 peppers.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:34:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:39:13 PM EDT
No, sorry SGB, 2 1/2 peppers.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:39:38 PM EDT
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop. The world may never know. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:40:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2001 1:37:40 PM EDT by Waldo]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 1:41:12 PM EDT
The correct answers are... Banana's have no bones and You can't make ice cream out of chicken fat
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 2:35:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/17/2001 2:32:04 PM EDT by VA-gunnut]
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:01:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 3:19:54 PM EDT
1. Minimum wage. 2. One Peck ? 3. Call Dr. Joyce Brother's soon.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:07:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:11:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:14:37 PM EDT
The American Woodchuck can chuck many more than the rest of the woodchucks, he is bigger, stronger and has more money than all the other woodchucks. The French Woodchuck will surrender all his wood to the German woodchucks. He cooks well, but that don't count. The British Woodchuck chucks a lot of wood, but he can't keep his teeth sharp because he can't get a dentist appointment.... The Austrailian Woodchuck has the best beer. Nuff said. The Canadian Woodchuck has the best beer. The Italian Woodchuck...wants to take over the transportation of all the wood. The Japanese Woodchuck cuts his wood too small and thinking that other woodchucks actually care that he can do that.... The Chinese woodchuck just mass produced wood with slave labor from Indonesia. The Korean woodchuck will buy its wood from America and then out-produce everyone, but then he'll spend all his cash on the American wood car.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 4:16:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Lumpy223: Here is a chuck who wasn't up to the challange of chucking wood.........guess he got suicidal. [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/011/AW/kc/Hd/pm90474.jpg[/img]
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NOOO! Chuckey don't do it!! [:O] Tyler
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 11:38:22 PM EDT
Is that from "Cruel Shoes," GovtThug?
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