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Posted: 4/1/2006 11:41:12 PM EDT
My vote: Fight Club, with Pulp Fiction a close second
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:43:28 PM EDT
"You're out of your element"
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:48:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"You're out of your element"



Scary thing is, I know a guy just like him.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:48:34 PM EDT
Holy Grail.

The whole movie is one big line. Really. I know people who can recite the whole thing from start to finish.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:51:59 PM EDT
I was gonna say 'scarface', but they only did lines in the beginning. about halfway through the movie they gave up on doing lines and just plopped thier faces into a plate full of powder..


I think they did a lot of lines in Blow...

erm.. ooohhhh... you mean what movies have the most words in them?

Gotta look back a ways. long movies have lots of lines in them. Id say 10 commandments, or one of them other 3 or 4 hour religo-films..



Or perhaps basic instinct 2 has the most lines- lines of people trying to get out of the theatre..
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:54:49 PM EDT
"Airplane"

"Spaceballs"
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:55:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"You're out of your element"



"The Chinaman is not the issue here."

Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:56:11 PM EDT
Casablanca.

Every line was "a line".
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:56:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SWS:
"Airplane"




Yep.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:57:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Holy Grail.

The whole movie is one big line. Really. I know people who can recite the whole thing from start to finish.



I forgot that one. I'd vote this one a close second. Just because I like Casablanca just a little bit more.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 12:50:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SWS:
"Airplane"

"Spaceballs"



Waitress-"Oh, He had the Special."

Lone Star/Barf(in unison)- "Check Please!"
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:09:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Magurgle:

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"You're out of your element"



"The Chinaman is not the issue here."




"Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:15:28 AM EDT
Star Wars (the holy trilogy, not the new ones) has a lot of good lines. Sometimes I hear someone use one in normal converation and it makes me smile.

Army of Darkness: One one-liner after another.

Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:29:19 AM EDT
Napoleon dynamite had lines...you either loved them or you hated them.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:30:17 AM EDT
How Old School and Wedding Crashers is not on here yet I don't know:

From Old School:
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

From Wedding Crashers:
Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels.

Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:32:04 AM EDT
Blues Brothers:

Its 106 miles...

Animal House:

when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

Vacation:

Russ! (right here Dad)

X-mas Vacation:

Mary, that's my name. No shit!

Stripes:

That's the fact, Jack!

Weird Science:

Fats man, lemme tell you my story.

Caddyshack:

The world need ditch diggers too

This is Spinal Tap

You can't dust for vomit...

Top Gun

ghey volleyballing and such...
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:35:20 AM EDT
I've gotta go with Office Space, Big Lebowski, and Casablanca. Not necessarily in that order.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:39:59 AM EDT
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The Wizard of Oz.

Go to imdb, then Wizard of Oz, then "memorable quotes" on the left column.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:49:59 AM EDT
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THE RIVERS EDGE.


Feck: I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front. I was in love.
Samson: I strangled mine.
Feck: Did you love her?
Samson: She was okay.




Matt: The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER.


Link Posted: 4/2/2006 1:53:14 AM EDT
Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
Cowboy: I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!

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Bruce: I am a sex object. I always ask women for sex, and they object.

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Bruce: Freddy, I was once run over by a Toyota... oh what a feeling.

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Anita: My name's Anita. What's yours?
Bruce: They call me Bruce.
Anita: Bruce? Like Bruce Lee.
Bruce: Of course.
Anita: Then you must know kung fu.
Bruce: Yes, I stepped in some yesterday.

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[a beautiful geisha girl joins Johnny in a hot tub]
Bruce: You're a 10!
[the geisha removes her kimono]
Bruce: You're a 10 where you should be a 36!
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 2:12:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Holy Grail.

The whole movie is one big line. Really. I know people who can recite the whole thing from start to finish.



ARTHUR


Whoa there!


SOLDIER


Halt! Who goes there?

ARTHUR


It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle
of Camelot. King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons,
sovereign of all England!
Pause.
SOLDIER
Get away!
ARTHUR
I am... And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the
length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join
our court at Camelot.. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR
Yes!
SOLDIER
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR
...What?
SOLDIER
You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging
them together.
ARTHUR
(Scornfully)
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this
land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
SOLDIER
Where did you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR
Through ... We found them.
SOLDIER
Found them? In Mercea. The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR
What do you mean?
SOLDIER
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin
or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are
not strangers to our land.
SOLDIER
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
| ARTHUR
Why not?
| SOLDIER
| I'll tell you why not ... because a swallow is about eight
| inches long and weighs five ounces, and you'd be lucky
| to find a coconut under a pound.
ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk ...
SOLDIER
It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple
matter of weight - ratios ... A five-ounce bird could not
hold a a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR
Well, it doesn't matter. Go and tell your master that
Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
A Slight pause. Swirling mist. Silence.
SOLDIER
Look! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat
its wings four hundred and ninety three times every
second. right?
ARTHUR
(irritated)
Please!
SOLDIER
Am I right?
ARTHUR
I'm not interested.
SECOND SOLDIER
(who has loomed up on the battlements)
It could be carried by an African swallow!
FIRST SOLDIER
Oh yes! An African swallow maybe ... but not a European
swallow. that's my point.
SECOND SOLDIER
Oh yes, I agree there ...
ARTHUR
(losing patience)
Will you ask your master if he wants to join the Knights
of Camelot?!
FIRST SOLDIER
But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.
SECOND SOLDIER
Oh yes.
ARTHUR raises his eyes heavenwards and nods to PATSY. They turn
and go off into the mist.
FIRST SOLDIER
So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLDIER
Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?
FIRST SOLDIER
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Stillness. Silence again.

Yup your right....
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 2:23:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SWS:
"Airplane"



Link Posted: 4/2/2006 2:26:33 AM EDT
History of the World: Part I
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 3:11:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sagus:
I've gotta go with Office Space



Agreed, everybody knows the lines, and the movie just keeps getting funnier every time you watch it.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 3:17:26 AM EDT
Full Metal Jacket

just about everything Gunnery Sergeant Hartman says is a "line"
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 3:23:25 AM EDT
The Last Boy Scout:

Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: YES.
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Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.
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Jimmy Dix: I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife.
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Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.
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Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
Alley Thug: Alright, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is. Ask me.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial shot.
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Milo: Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck: Who gives a fuck? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo: I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck: And I'm supposed to be trembling in fear or something like that?
Milo: Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck:
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Jimmy Dix: Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks like my dick.
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Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.
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Jimmy: You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe?
Joe Hallenbeck: And then some.
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Joe Hallenbeck: You don't think the cops can help you?
Cory: Sure, after I'm dead they'll perform the autopsy.
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[Talking to himself]
Jimmy: Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.
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[Joe Hallenbeck wakes up in his car and stares at his grubby reflection in the mirror]
Joe Hallenbeck: Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.
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Officer: Good morning gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
[uses the gun to kill the officer]
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Mike Mathews: [about Cory] She's hot, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her.
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[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]
Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".
----------------------------------------------------------
[Joe Hallenbeck is talking to a puppet on his hand]
Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know. Why?
Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
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Scrabble Man: Drop the gun, Hallenbeck.
[takes Joe's gun and tosses it]
Scrabble Man: Bit late for a stroll, don't you think?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, you girls oughta be gettin' home.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah, streetlights are on.
Jake: Shut up fuckface.
Joe Hallenbeck: I'm fuckface, he's asshole.
[Jimmy smiles sarcastically, in agreement]
Scrabble Man: Jake?
[Jake punches Joe in the face]
Scrabble Man: Advise Rodney Dangerfield here of the situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
Joe Hallenbeck: You want the envelope, right?
Scrabble Man: The envelope, very smart. See Jake, here is a man who knows when a situation is untennable.
Joe Hallenbeck: Good word.
Scrabble Man: You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?
Joe Hallenbeck: Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here.
[Jake punches Joe again]
Jimmy Dix: Hey man, just leave him the fuck alone.
[Jake proceeds to kick Jimmy in the gut]
Scrabble Man: Leave him alone? Yeah, sure Jimmy. Whatever you say. Jake here takes his job with a certain exuberance.
Jimmy Dix: Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of scrabble.
Scrabble Man: He's in a good mood, Jake. Kick 'em again.
Joe Hallenbeck: All right. You want the envelope the hooker had, right?
Jimmy Dix: She wasn't a hooker, Joe.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shut the fuck up.
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Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a fag?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the fuck alone.
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[On pulling up to Joe Hallenbeck's home]
Jimmy Dix: Wow, an actual house. I was expecting a cave with like skulls and shit.
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[Joe gets to his office, after waking up next to a dead squirrel a bunch of kids threw in his car]
Mike Matthews: What'd you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.
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Sarah Hallenbeck: [arguing; justifying her infidelity] You were never around. You know what? Fuck you, Joe. I was lonely!
Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.




Link Posted: 4/2/2006 3:31:17 AM EDT
Blazing saddles
The Jerk
Smokey and the bandit
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 4:01:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CLand72:
How Old School and Wedding Crashers is not on here yet I don't know:


[/raises hand] I do.
I've seen both, and I've seen Wedding Crashers a bunch of times. Not many good lines.
He's asking for the movie with the most, not movies with some.

The Monty Python films must all be in the top 10.

Bruce Willis movies seem to be a lot about lines. At least his older films. That was his thing.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 4:12:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 7:10:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/2/2006 7:26:29 AM EDT by Ar15-sweety]
The ultimate liner movie is without a doubt Reservoir Dogs that movie is nothing but memorable lines

My favorite= If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise

Are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite.

He was crazy earier but he seems ok now.

I dont tip
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 7:16:59 AM EDT
holy grail

fletch

casablanca
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 7:20:40 AM EDT
In no particuler order...

Blazing Saddles
Animal House
Casablanca
Pulp Fiction
Holy Grail
Snatch
Young Frankenstein

Link Posted: 4/2/2006 7:20:53 AM EDT
Tombstone.

"I have two guns, one for each a ya."

Doc: "Wyatt is my friend."
Texas Jack: "Hell, I got a lotta friends."
Doc: "I don't."

Link Posted: 4/2/2006 7:33:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:

Originally Posted By Magurgle:

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"You're out of your element"



"The Chinaman is not the issue here."




"Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature."

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."



"Dude, this is a league game, this determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?....Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. "

"And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man."
"You mean... beyond pacifism? "
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 7:57:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/2/2006 8:00:29 AM EDT by smokycity]
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 8:01:34 AM EDT
Team America

Specifically, the Pussies, Dicks, and Assholes line.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 8:05:47 AM EDT
Here's a page full of Pulp Fiction lines:

Excellent link to page full of Pulp Fiction audio clips.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 8:08:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/2/2006 8:08:29 AM EDT by ZitiForBreakfast]
FMJ, hands down.

Army of Darkness

Siege of Firebase Gloria.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 8:09:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 9:17:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Another_Dude:
Weird Science:

Fats man, lemme tell you my story.




Every damn night?!?!? On the telephone?
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 9:58:39 AM EDT
tag for wav links
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 9:59:51 AM EDT
Gonna nominate "Office Space."

"No talent assclown.
Link Posted: 4/2/2006 10:01:37 AM EDT
Way of the Gun
Scarface
Pulp Fiction
The Godfather
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