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Posted: 4/1/2006 10:25:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 10:29:48 AM EDT by JCKnife]
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:26:20 AM EDT
I'm guessing it tastes like rubber coated in slime.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:28:39 AM EDT
Get them roasted they taste pretty good roasted with a little butter
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:29:01 AM EDT
Well, it's an aquired taste. I cannot eat them as I somehow developed an allergy to oysters, clams, scallops(real ones), mussles. But shrimp, crabs and the rest I can eat.. Go figure.


Back on topic now. Hit them with some Tabasco and wash down with cold beer.. Damned good IMO
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 10:32:38 AM EDT by JCKnife]
APRIL FOOLS!
Been wanting to do that for years.

(original quesion was about raw oysters)
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 10:31:17 AM EDT by MagKnightX]
On oysters rather than what JCKnife changed the question to: From their appearance, I would say mildewy semen. I've never hazarded a taste of either oysters or what they resemble.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:30:33 AM EDT
don't worry. Put it on a saltine, and add horseradish, coctail sauce and/or hotsauce. That should alleviate some of the snot-like texture and taste.
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I love them with just a splash of hot sauce.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:31:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Originally Posted By shotar:
Taste like cold snot.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:38:38 AM EDT

Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:39:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Originally Posted By shotar:
Taste like cold snot.






Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:40:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:45:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!




Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:45:55 AM EDT

Brilliant!




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Tastes like UGH!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 10:57:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By JCKnife:
I'm guessing just the ladies will answer but, what's it like to give a guy head?




Originally Posted By shotar:
Taste like cold snot.







Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:00:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



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Best post ever.


- BG
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:30:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Best post ever.


- BG



Meh, it's been done.
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:36:23 AM EDT
Nice!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:51:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jwr6:
don't worry. Put it on a saltine, and add horseradish, coctail sauce and/or hotsauce. That should alleviate some of the snot-like texture and taste.



Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:52:42 AM EDT
BURN!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 11:56:34 AM EDT
I'm guessing mine tastes like KY Jelly
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:03:45 PM EDT
tastes like chicken right?
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:23:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JCKnife:

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.



Lighten up, Francis--it's April Fools!



BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!


This is fucking brilliant!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 12:36:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 12:37:03 PM EDT by The_Beer_Slayer]
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brokeback
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:24:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 2:43:36 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Sorry, but anything that slimey isn't going in my mouth.



Damn it. I had you up on such a tall pedestal, in my mind.
Now...

ETA: too bad Gabby didn't post in this thread. She has such a way with words. I can only imagine.
JCKnife played his cards too soon on this practical joke. Classic, none-the-less.
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Link Posted: 4/1/2006 2:59:26 PM EDT
So now all thats left is for the ladies to answer the real question...
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:16:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2006 3:17:31 PM EDT by BallisticTip]
Good one.

IBTL
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:22:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Best post ever.


- BG


AMEN...Damn that was FUNNY

Sean
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:28:01 PM EDT
O......M...........G!!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:28:20 PM EDT
ROFLMAO!!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:29:55 PM EDT
Too funny.

He gave it up to early.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:31:55 PM EDT
great post
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:34:55 PM EDT
that was funnier than hell... I don't care who you are.
Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:38:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Waldo:
Asshole edited his post from oysters to head.





Link Posted: 4/1/2006 3:42:51 PM EDT
hail.gif

I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy
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