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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:03:45 PM EDT
A customer today asked me, "Your chicken and rice....is that vegetarian?"



I managed to keep a straight face as I replied, "No, our chicken usually has meat in it."

Maybe she was just having a rough day.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:09:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
A customer today asked me, "Your chicken and rice....is that vegetarian?"



I managed to keep a straight face as I replied, "No, our chicken usually has meat in it."

Maybe she was just having a rough day.





Like when I worked in the evil deli and the lady pointed to the ham with the label clearly marked 99% fat free and asked me what the fat content was.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:16:50 PM EDT
Customer; What're your hours?
Me; Monday through Saturday, 9 till 9.
Customer; What time can I pick up on Sunday?
Me; Uhhh, we're closed!
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:20:51 PM EDT
Once upon a time....

Customer: "Where do you keep your warm ice?"
Coworker: "Back in the water fountain."
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:21:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
A customer today asked me, "Your chicken and rice....is that vegetarian?"



I managed to keep a straight face as I replied, "No, our chicken usually has meat in it."

Maybe she was just having a rough day.



Maybe she just moved there from San Francisco or something, and is used to lots of tofu "chicken and rice" or something weird like that.

Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:21:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Once upon a time....

Customer: "Where do you keep your warm ice?"
Coworker: "Back in the water fountain."





Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:23:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 1:23:53 PM EDT by UH_SALT_RIFLE]
I had a chick come in and ask if I sold mouse balls! I'm holding in the laughter at that point.
Said she wore all the fuzz off this one and needed a new one. I about lost it at that point.


edited to add: Yes she did carry in a mouse ball.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:27:07 PM EDT
I was loading some stripper clips and my wife asked me how many strippers did i have. I replyed as many as i can afford. Her response Me
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:29:28 PM EDT
I was in line at Subway the other day when a woman asked the girl at the counter, "What's the difference between a hot sub and a cold sub?"
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:35:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
I was in line at Subway the other day when a woman asked the girl at the counter, "What's the difference between a hot sub and a cold sub?"



maybe she meant in terms of price....
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:37:02 PM EDT
HEERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:38:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 1:41:10 PM EDT
Yes but did she try to pay with a Credit Card?
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 2:21:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
Yes but did she try to pay with a Credit Card?


Smartass.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 2:31:21 PM EDT
customer: "the battery went dead and I charged it but it still won't do nothin"
me: "let's try turning the power on.... there you go"

3x a week. Guaranteed.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 2:45:13 PM EDT
Me: Thank you for calling your 24-hour Walgreens with drive thru pharmacy and 1-hour photo. This is ****, how may I help you?
Customer: What time do you close?
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 2:48:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tarebaby:
Me: Thank you for calling your 24-hour Walgreens with drive thru pharmacy and 1-hour photo. This is ****, how may I help you?
Customer: What time do you close?


"Empire Records, open til' Midnight, this is Mark."
...
"Midnight!"
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 5:25:40 PM EDT
How much is the burrito of warmth?
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