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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:03:45 PM EDT
A customer today asked me, "Your chicken and rice....is that vegetarian?"
 I managed to keep a straight face as I replied, "No, our chicken usually has meat in it." Maybe she was just having a rough day. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:09:55 PM EDT
[#1]
 Like when I worked in the evil deli and the lady pointed to the ham with the label clearly marked 99% fat free and asked me what the fat content was. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:16:50 PM EDT
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Customer; What're your hours?
Me; Monday through Saturday, 9 till 9. Customer; What time can I pick up on Sunday? Me; Uhhh, we're closed! 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:20:51 PM EDT
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Once upon a time....
Customer: "Where do you keep your warm ice?" Coworker: "Back in the water fountain." |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:21:06 PM EDT
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Maybe she just moved there from San Francisco or something, and is used to lots of tofu "chicken and rice" or something weird like that.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:21:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:23:06 PM EDT
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I had a chick come in and ask if I sold mouse balls!
I'm holding in the laughter at that point.Said she wore all the fuzz off this one and needed a new one. I about lost it at that point.  edited to add: Yes she did carry in a mouse ball. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:27:07 PM EDT
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I was loading some stripper clips and my wife asked me how many strippers did i have. I replyed as many as i can afford. Her response
 Me 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:29:28 PM EDT
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I was in line at Subway the other day when a woman asked the girl at the counter, "What's the difference between a hot sub and a cold sub?"
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:35:29 PM EDT
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maybe she meant in terms of price.... |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:37:02 PM EDT
[#10]
HEERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:38:48 PM EDT
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You shoulda said yes!!! I love messing with people like that. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:41:10 PM EDT
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Yes but did she try to pay with a Credit Card?
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:21:46 PM EDT
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Smartass. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:31:21 PM EDT
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customer: "the battery went dead and I charged it but it still won't do nothin"
me: "let's try turning the power on.... there you go" 3x a week. Guaranteed.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:45:13 PM EDT
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Me: Thank you for calling your 24-hour Walgreens with drive thru pharmacy and 1-hour photo. This is ****, how may I help you?
Customer: What time do you close? |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:48:10 PM EDT
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"Empire Records, open til' Midnight, this is Mark." ... "Midnight!" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 5:25:40 PM EDT
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How much is the burrito of warmth?
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