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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:44:57 AM EDT
 Vulgar suggestions not only condoned...but encouraged. Thanks, H 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:45:57 AM EDT
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Bushwacker
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:46:42 AM EDT
[#2]
"Hokie Landscaping"
"Murderous Evil Assault Landscaping" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:49:13 AM EDT
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Hokie's landscaping and bush trimming...........Because grass doesnt grow on a playground!
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:49:31 AM EDT
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El Torosa Lawnkare "We do it because you don't want to."
Aztlan Lawnkare "Making OUR land more beautiful" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:51:22 AM EDT
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Raging Gimp Landscaping.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:51:49 AM EDT
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"Hokie's Lawn and Landscaping......... 'cause charlie don't cut grass!"
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:51:54 AM EDT
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The Bushmaster's Trim Service.........
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:51:56 AM EDT
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Bush-Busters
Bush-Wackers |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:53:10 AM EDT
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How about "The Three Amigos & 200 of our closest relatives"
ETA> nahh.... that kinda sucks. How about "Jose's Lawn & Garden....We work on green, for green (no checks)" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:53:15 AM EDT
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Mound Mowers
Bush Groomers Mowing, Irrigation, Landscaping, and Fertilizer (M.I.L.F) Services |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:54:00 AM EDT
[#11]
lol...hmm....some good ones in there!
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:54:54 AM EDT
[#12]
Call Hokie Lawn Care!
'cause everyone could use a little trim" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:55:39 AM EDT
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Bushman's Lawn Recovery Service
B.L.R.S. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:06:19 AM EDT
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Manscapers
 Though you might find yourself with a whole different client base... |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:08:38 AM EDT
[#15]
manscapers: the best "home mow" service in town 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:08:59 AM EDT
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"Hokie's We're Real Americans, Not Some No Good Illegal Fucking Scumbags, Lawn Service"
In light of current popular threads and news.... 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:10:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Mow Better.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:13:59 AM EDT
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Slingblade Yardcare
The Hokie Reaper |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:14:33 AM EDT
[#19]
"Hoakie Lawn Care, but Free Pipe Cleaning"
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:20:34 AM EDT
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Hokie's Grass & Ass Care
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:22:06 AM EDT
[#21]
The Jones's Lawn Service
Hokie's Terraformers The Grassy Knoll Bladerunners Khemlawn |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:24:01 AM EDT
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Mow it down ...
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:24:40 AM EDT
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Bikini lines lawn grooming: because every patch needs a trim. Or: we trim the edges.
Hokies bush service: for all your trimming needs. The Knight's of Ni Shrubbery Service. 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:25:33 AM EDT
[#24]
No Habla Espanol Landscaping
INS Landscaping- We send the competition running! |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:27:46 AM EDT
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Grasskissers
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:27:59 AM EDT
[#26]
Get your stuff out of my way lawnmowing, trimming, and plumbing stuff removal
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:28:57 AM EDT
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Brazilian Wax Landscaping - why trim it when you can take it off ;) |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:28:59 AM EDT
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Considering the problem many people have with landscapers:
We Show Up, Inc. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:29:21 AM EDT
[#29]
 I loved that thread. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:30:22 AM EDT
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Happy Hokie and his Maurauding Bushmongers
We get more trim in than Errol Flynn... (i win, btw) |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:33:15 AM EDT
[#31]
In Sod We Trust.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:35:45 AM EDT
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Easyrider
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:37:08 AM EDT
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Lucky Landscaping Lawn Lickers "We Blow" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:40:45 AM EDT
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Our Ass in Your Grass
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:44:16 AM EDT
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Mow Greene's Landscaping.
"Doubledown on the flowers and landscape grounds!" (read: Moe has to make a living after he "sold" his casino to Michael) |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:46:42 AM EDT
[#36]
The Lawn Barbers -- We'll shave your grass!
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:51:14 AM EDT
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Hokies Bushtrimmin and We'deater service.
And for the "other" crowd, you can advertise your "decksucker" service (shameless bob n tom plug) |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:54:57 AM EDT
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There is a company in town called:
LAWN ENFORCEMENT Their trucks are painted black & white, like police cars, (white door/black hood and fenders- front and back) and they have a large gold star with black accents/trim on the door that looks very much like a badge and yellow light bars on top (or maybe green). It is very well executed, and gets your attention. If you are interested, I could probably snap a pic sometime. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:03:25 PM EDT
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that's pretty interesting! FYI I'm thinking of a local saturday/weekend side gig along with a couple comrads. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:10:27 PM EDT
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WINNER! 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:11:17 PM EDT
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"Grass on the Field"
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:12:56 PM EDT
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You're going to have to be able to say NO if you plan to make this just a weekend business. Every lawncare guy that I know have to turn down work all the time. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:22:51 PM EDT
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Horny Toads lawn Service ( just play hokie ) we do the honey do's
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:25:57 PM EDT
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Agent Orange Landscaping
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Posted: 3/31/2006 12:42:17 PM EDT
[#45]
Kiss My Grass
Grassholes, Inc. Hokie's Gun and Lawn SG |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:03:57 PM EDT
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GRASSMASTERS
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:04:58 PM EDT
[#47]
it's all bush's fault
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:08:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:27:52 PM EDT
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You're not shittin'. I did this a few years back, along with working a daylight (7-3) job. I charged $25 a lawn for average sized lots, more for larger plots, less for heavily landscaped lots that didnt have as much footage to mow. I did this for a couple months, on word-of-mouth advertisement only, and never ran out of work. Hell, I was to the point that I had a scheduled calendar in my truck, marked for what days I'd do what lawns. Some folks wanted them done every week, some wanted every other week, and some stuck with calling me when they wanted it done or didnt feel like doing it themselves. Some of the older ladies (60 and 70 year olds) would bake me a pie, or make me Kool-Aid or Lemonade for the scheduled days. Sometimes I'd get tips as well. I'd reluctantly accept them because they were pretty insistant, but I'd throw in a little extra work the next time they had me over. In fact, by the time I left my last employer, I was making more a week mowing grass than I was at my "straight" job, even after paying my neighbor's kid $50 a week to cut a few lawns a week for me while I was at work. Of course I worked both days on weekends, from 4pm until dark during the week, and had a heck of a rush before any of the summer holidays (picnic season) to make this kind of money at it. Really the only thing that keeps me from doing it full-time now are the price of self-insurance and the fact that I dont have a snowplow-worthy truck for the winter months. I still do a little on the side, but not nearly like I was. I'm on swing shift now, and my 11-7 and 3-11 weeks gave me plenty of extra income last summer. I know I can get the work. But the $20 per pay, 4-member family insurance for dental, health, prescription and vision is hard to beat right now. If you're friendly, do the work in a timely manner, and arent afraid to do a little work, the landscaping/lawn care business is easy pickings in the right area. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:31:28 PM EDT
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Oh God, this is obvious... wait for it, wait for it... Bushmasters
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