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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:44:57 AM EDT


Vulgar suggestions not only condoned...but encouraged. Thanks,

H

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Bushwacker
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 10:47:46 AM EDT by Rodent]
"Hokie Landscaping"

"Murderous Evil Assault Landscaping"
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Hokie's landscaping and bush trimming...........Because grass doesnt grow on a playground!
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 10:53:54 AM EDT by Rock7]
El Torosa Lawnkare "We do it because you don't want to."

Aztlan Lawnkare "Making OUR land more beautiful"
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Raging Gimp Landscaping.
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"Hokie's Lawn and Landscaping......... 'cause charlie don't cut grass!"
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The Bushmaster's Trim Service.........
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Bush-Busters

Bush-Wackers

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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 10:59:40 AM EDT by GySgtD]
How about "The Three Amigos & 200 of our closest relatives"

ETA> nahh.... that kinda sucks.

How about "Jose's Lawn & Garden....We work on green, for green (no checks)"
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 10:57:01 AM EDT by JIMBEAM]
Mound Mowers

Bush Groomers



Mowing, Irrigation, Landscaping, and Fertilizer (M.I.L.F) Services
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lol...hmm....some good ones in there!
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Call Hokie Lawn Care!

'cause everyone could use a little trim"
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Bushman's Lawn Recovery Service

B.L.R.S.
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Manscapers

Though you might find yourself with a whole different client base...

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Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:
Manscapers

Though you might find yourself with a whole different client base...




manscapers: the best "home mow" service in town
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"Hokie's We're Real Americans, Not Some No Good Illegal Fucking Scumbags, Lawn Service"

In light of current popular threads and news....
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Mow Better.
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Slingblade Yardcare
The Hokie Reaper
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"Hoakie Lawn Care, but Free Pipe Cleaning"

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Hokie's Grass & Ass Care
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The Jones's Lawn Service

Hokie's Terraformers

The Grassy Knoll

Bladerunners

Khemlawn
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 11:25:54 AM EDT by smokycity]
Bikini lines lawn grooming: because every patch needs a trim. Or: we trim the edges.

Hokies bush service: for all your trimming needs.

The Knight's of Ni Shrubbery Service.
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No Habla Espanol Landscaping

INS Landscaping- We send the competition running!

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Grasskissers
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Get your stuff out of my way lawnmowing, trimming, and plumbing stuff removal
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Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
Bush-Busters

Bush-Wackers




Brazilian Wax Landscaping - why trim it when you can take it off ;)

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Considering the problem many people have with landscapers:

We Show Up, Inc.
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Originally Posted By Nightdriver:
Get your stuff out of my way lawnmowing, trimming, and plumbing stuff removal





I loved that thread.
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 11:32:10 AM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]
Happy Hokie and his Maurauding Bushmongers

We get more trim in than Errol Flynn...



(i win, btw)
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In Sod We Trust.
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Easyrider
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Lucky Landscaping Lawn Lickers

"We Blow"



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Our Ass in Your Grass
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Mow Greene's Landscaping.

"Doubledown on the flowers and landscape grounds!"

(read: Moe has to make a living after he "sold" his casino to Michael)

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The Lawn Barbers -- We'll shave your grass!
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 11:51:47 AM EDT by petagunner]
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[Last Edit: 3/31/2006 11:56:51 AM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
There is a company in town called:

LAWN ENFORCEMENT

Their trucks are painted black & white, like police cars, (white door/black hood and fenders- front and back)
and they have a large gold star with black accents/trim on the door that looks very much like a badge and yellow light bars on top (or maybe green).

It is very well executed, and gets your attention.

If you are interested, I could probably snap a pic sometime.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 12:03:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
There is a company in town called:

LAWN ENFORCEMENT

Their trucks are painted black & white, like police cars, (white door/black hood and fenders- front and back)
and they have a large gold star with black accents/trim on the door that looks very much like a badge and yellow light bars on top (or maybe green).

It is very well executed, and gets your attention.

If you are interested, I could probably snap a pic sometime.



that's pretty interesting! FYI I'm thinking of a local saturday/weekend side gig along with a couple comrads.
Link Posted: 3/31/2006 12:10:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
No Habla Espanol Landscaping

INS Landscaping- We send the competition running!




WINNER!
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"Grass on the Field"
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Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
There is a company in town called:

LAWN ENFORCEMENT

Their trucks are painted black & white, like police cars, (white door/black hood and fenders- front and back)
and they have a large gold star with black accents/trim on the door that looks very much like a badge and yellow light bars on top (or maybe green).

It is very well executed, and gets your attention.

If you are interested, I could probably snap a pic sometime.



that's pretty interesting! FYI I'm thinking of a local saturday/weekend side gig along with a couple comrads.



You're going to have to be able to say NO if you plan to make this just a weekend business. Every lawncare guy that I know have to turn down work all the time.
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Horny Toads lawn Service ( just play hokie ) we do the honey do's
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Agent Orange Landscaping
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Kiss My Grass

Grassholes, Inc.

Hokie's Gun and Lawn

SG
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GRASSMASTERS
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it's all bush's fault
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Link Posted: 3/31/2006 10:27:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:

Originally Posted By Hokie:

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
There is a company in town called:

LAWN ENFORCEMENT

Their trucks are painted black & white, like police cars, (white door/black hood and fenders- front and back)
and they have a large gold star with black accents/trim on the door that looks very much like a badge and yellow light bars on top (or maybe green).

It is very well executed, and gets your attention.

If you are interested, I could probably snap a pic sometime.



that's pretty interesting! FYI I'm thinking of a local saturday/weekend side gig along with a couple comrads.



You're going to have to be able to say NO if you plan to make this just a weekend business. Every lawncare guy that I know have to turn down work all the time.



You're not shittin'. I did this a few years back, along with working a daylight (7-3) job. I charged $25 a lawn for average sized lots, more for larger plots, less for heavily landscaped lots that didnt have as much footage to mow. I did this for a couple months, on word-of-mouth advertisement only, and never ran out of work. Hell, I was to the point that I had a scheduled calendar in my truck, marked for what days I'd do what lawns. Some folks wanted them done every week, some wanted every other week, and some stuck with calling me when they wanted it done or didnt feel like doing it themselves. Some of the older ladies (60 and 70 year olds) would bake me a pie, or make me Kool-Aid or Lemonade for the scheduled days. Sometimes I'd get tips as well. I'd reluctantly accept them because they were pretty insistant, but I'd throw in a little extra work the next time they had me over.
In fact, by the time I left my last employer, I was making more a week mowing grass than I was at my "straight" job, even after paying my neighbor's kid $50 a week to cut a few lawns a week for me while I was at work. Of course I worked both days on weekends, from 4pm until dark during the week, and had a heck of a rush before any of the summer holidays (picnic season) to make this kind of money at it.

Really the only thing that keeps me from doing it full-time now are the price of self-insurance and the fact that I dont have a snowplow-worthy truck for the winter months. I still do a little on the side, but not nearly like I was. I'm on swing shift now, and my 11-7 and 3-11 weeks gave me plenty of extra income last summer. I know I can get the work. But the $20 per pay, 4-member family insurance for dental, health, prescription and vision is hard to beat right now.

If you're friendly, do the work in a timely manner, and arent afraid to do a little work, the landscaping/lawn care business is easy pickings in the right area.
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Oh God, this is obvious... wait for it, wait for it... Bushmasters
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