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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:34:22 PM EDT
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2 or 3 crackers mowing
2 or 3 boobas mowing Dumbass cracker landscaping! |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:40:59 PM EDT
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"We're Not Mexican! Lawncare Service."
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:45:23 PM EDT
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"Git Offa My Lawncare"
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:54:06 PM EDT
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"Landscaping, Motherfucker"
"Me Luv Yur Lawn Long Time" |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:54:52 PM EDT
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this is easy, as this was planned for my own LCB..
Kick'N Grass employees wear camo shorts, company t-shirt for the clean look. rigs and trailers painted camo with professsional graphics. pass out flyers door to door, dont knock just leave on doorstep. you'll have more work than you can handle. plus your picking the area so it keeps travel time down.  also mulch if you can as it saves bigtime on dumping feesthis is a no fail plan
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:55:36 PM EDT
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Mowlawn La-v
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:07:22 PM EDT
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Hokie's Lawncare Inc.
We'll mow your bush... and we speak English! |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 11:41:34 PM EDT
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The Garden of Weeden
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Posted: 4/1/2006 3:28:48 AM EDT
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lol...these are awesome!
The other day the owner of the company was bitching about how much he has to pay our lawn care guy $3k per year and how he does a shitty job. He says "dammit all the sumbitch does is mow twice a month!" Immediately my head turns in his direction..."what?" "all he does is mow twice a month and I pay him 3 thousand bucks" Without another thought I said "Hell I'd do that for $2750" Owner says .... "okay" lol.....so I'm going out to purchase a lawn mower & trailer....figured the first 2006 season within my own company would pay for the equipment.... That got me thinking again....if I got TWO businesses.....I could spend every other Saturday morning mowing grass sipping iced coffee and make 6 thousand dollars in 2006 aside from my regular job, and I'd be home by noon!!! I'm still scratching my head on it...but all signs are pointing to "DO IT!!!" I like: Bushmasters Inc. (so far that's the winner!) Kick N' Grass Grassholes Inc. (although I fear the name wouldn't be good for business) The Garden of Weedin' In Sod We Trust but awesome suggestions guys, thanks!!! |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 3:44:59 AM EDT
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"EL-MOW"
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Posted: 4/1/2006 4:28:23 AM EDT
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Okinawan Habu-proof Grass Ninjas.
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Posted: 4/1/2006 4:59:22 AM EDT
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Where were you guy's when I picked the name for my company....
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Posted: 4/1/2006 5:02:36 AM EDT
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We Speak English Landscaping.
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Posted: 4/1/2006 5:05:22 AM EDT
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Just Say Mow.
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Posted: 4/1/2006 5:10:05 AM EDT
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Shock & Awe Landscaping with a radiation symbol for the logo.
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Posted: 4/1/2006 5:10:55 AM EDT
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Those are great. Especailly the second one.How about GRASSKICKERS!  or how about The Blooming Idiot.Thats my feeble attempts. |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 5:42:46 AM EDT
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How about the "LAWN ENFORCMENT AGENCY".
You guys could wear t-shirts and hats that have LEO looking graphics like a star with the company name over it. Put the logo on your truck and trailer and paint it all green and white. People WILL notice it. Actually this isn't my original idea. There is a company around here that calls itself "THE LAWN RANGER". That's where I got the idea. M4Real |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 8:42:59 AM EDT
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SOD-o-mizers
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Posted: 4/1/2006 8:59:48 AM EDT
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Lepricaun Lawn Care Inc.
"We'll keep you short, green, and with a pot full O' gold" |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 9:07:50 AM EDT
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The LAWN RANGER!
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Posted: 4/1/2006 9:12:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/1/2006 9:19:03 AM EDT
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just make sure you get a good commercial grade lawnmower. You can't go wrong with a HUSTLER.
The controls on the hydro Walkbehind are the best that I have seen. www.hustlerturfequipment.com/home.html |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 9:22:41 AM EDT
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The Turfinator
"I'll Be Back" |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 9:31:51 AM EDT
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DMZ Defoliation: We love the smell of cut grass in the morning!
... and your trucks would blast Ride of the Valkyries as you approach the job |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 10:23:31 AM EDT
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I'm surprised no one said it...
Clean-cut  There is a turf company here in Reno that uses the character "the Sodfather" in its advertisements. Surf-N-Turf; You surf, we turf. For MJohn3006 or whatever his name is, Sod, Grass and Beyond. |
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Posted: 4/1/2006 10:34:46 AM EDT
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Kharn |
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